Posted: Feb 15, 2007 7:14 am
You crackheads are all in luck because this is what I actually do as part of my job - I collect post accident drug screens in the middle of the night as part of my med tech duties. About 1/10 or less of the shit you're saying above has any validity whatsoever.
Taking someone else's piss in with you only works if you inject it into your bladder and it stays warm - just keeping it near your body won't work, it will be at least a few degrees too cool and our thermometers on the sides of those cups are ridiculously sensitive. A few degrees high or low and you're in the unemployment line. Just telling you to do that makes me queezy so good luck with that, I know it's done and it's pretty foolproof.......that is if you ain't a fool. We had one knob do that and get caught by his parole officer. He used his pregnant wife's urine, they suspected, did a preg test, the rest is just a funny sidenote here on the Goner board. What an idiot. We get strange shit like that all the time here at the hospital, people too stupid to believe.
But I digress. Fat does store drug residue, especially THC (pot). If you're packing, you're prolly screwed even if you drink tons of water. But tons of pre-test water really doesn't help all that much either. I think the more water you ingest, the more the insides of your cells are washed out, the more, well, you get it. You're not diluting it as much as you think. If you're going to try the water cheat, you need to start weeks before hand and try to limit your smoking. If you're post accident, you really don't have much of a chance to do any of that.
I've also heard that Sure-Gel trick and have no idea if it works or not. Vinegar won't work, that's a myth. I've heard of employees telling other employees they didn't like about that just to see them get sick all day (feel free to use that on your loser co-workers). I know of several surefire ways to cheat the system but I'm at work and don't know if my messageboard posts are monitored so I better not say much more. The best way to avoid trouble is to just not do it..........or pay the collector off. Just kidding, boss, just kidding. Honestly, I'm just kidding......