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Posted: Feb 9, 2007 10:27 pm
 
I mean, if you can reach it, why not? And what if you swallow? I must be gay.
Posted: Feb 9, 2007 10:32 pm
 
If I could blow myself, I'd never talk to women again.
Posted: Feb 9, 2007 11:41 pm
 
it's only gay to your mouth..it's a religious experience for your shaft!
Posted: Feb 10, 2007 12:00 am | Edited by: leftpeg
 
Whenever I've blown myself, I've promptly woken up and realized it was just an unattainable dream.
Posted: Feb 10, 2007 2:47 am
 
why not?
consult the I Ching you chicken eater.
Posted: Feb 10, 2007 2:47 am
 
My buddy can blow himself and proved it at a stripclub with a table full of strippers and friends. I was in disbeleif until he touched his nose to his zipper. Not a minute passed and he was on stage with the announcer speaking into the mic "this guy claims he can suck himself"...I ran outta there to the car. About 5 minutes later a very embarrsed self-felating friend walks out and got in the car. He says, "do you guys think I'm weird now? is this bad?"
Posted: Feb 10, 2007 2:54 am
 
Fuck, I'd be like "hell, I'm proud of ya!"
Posted: Feb 10, 2007 8:18 am
 
The Hustler article I read on this subject contended that, if it is "gay" to polish your own knob, then it must be gay to beat-off, 'cause you can stand to have that meat in your hands.

Brad and I are just angry because we're too fat even to tie our own shoes.
Posted: Feb 10, 2007 8:20 am
 
Not like that Marilyn Manson character, who removed a rib to service himself, no lie.

I'd have to remove my ribcage, plus several organs, to boot.
Posted: Feb 10, 2007 6:26 pm
 
A famous Italian writer, mr D'Annunzio, had his lower ribbs removed so he could blow himself.

That's weird.Where did you read that?His biography is quite interesting-dandyism,ww1,dropping propaganda leaflets on Vienna, cocaine,ruling Fiume,trying to seduce Tamara de Lemplica with his collection of dildos....
Posted: Feb 11, 2007 3:05 pm
 
I've been seriously considering pharmaceutical castration lately, but perhaps a more reasonable route would be to just get my lower ribs removed so I could service myself orally.
Posted: Feb 11, 2007 4:17 pm
 
I don't think that the whole rib thing is actually possible.
Posted: Feb 11, 2007 5:09 pm
 
I don't think so either. As I've mentioned before, Ron Jeremy blew himself in "Inside Seka", but Ron Jeremy has a 10" penis and "Inside Seka" came out in 1980 before he ballooned up. I think a big part of being able to autofellate besides being well hung, would be having a flexible spine with no spare tire more so than having your inferior costal margin removed. And I wouldn't call a man gay for blowing himself. See the Hustler arguement above...
Posted: Feb 11, 2007 5:52 pm
 
Ron Jeremy says that he quit doing that even before he got fat because he was afarid he would give himself AIDS...........
Posted: Feb 11, 2007 10:52 pm | Edited by: T J Honeysuckle
 
I sense a great deal of repressed envy here.
Whether sucking yourself is gay or not, surely it's easier to get someone else to do it, and keep all your ribs.
Posted: Feb 12, 2007 10:11 am
 
"Not like that Marilyn Manson character, who removed a rib to service himself, no lie."

Such total bullshit.
Posted: Feb 12, 2007 3:42 pm
 
My buddy can blow himself and proved it at a stripclub with a...

Let's see. How did I know that Arm was going to have a good story on the topic?
Posted: Feb 12, 2007 5:11 pm
 
what about just jerking off into your own face?
and slapping yourself and calling yourself a dirty slut?

is that gay?
Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:10 pm
 
My buddy can blow himself and proved it at a stripclub with a...

Let's see. How did I know that Arm was going to have a good story on the topic?


what about just jerking off into your own face?

Been there done that got the t-shirt. The kicker is when you spit it back in their mouth.
Posted: Feb 12, 2007 7:39 pm
 
Posted: Feb 12, 2007, 11:11 am Quote

what about just jerking off into your own face?
and slapping yourself and calling yourself a dirty slut?

is that gay?
Do you have a hidden camera in my bathroom Mark?
Posted: Feb 12, 2007 8:55 pm
 
Posted: Feb 12, 2007 9:36 pm
 
If I could blow myself, I'd never talk to women again.
I'd never leave the house.
Posted: Feb 12, 2007 11:18 pm
 
I don't think it's gay but it might be considered "bi"
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 2:47 am
 
Do you have a hidden camera in my bathroom Mark?


I think it might be more like a two way dimensional door
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 10:16 am
 
too fat even to tie our own shoes
I second that..
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 11:51 am
 
Dutchman claims he can do it.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 12:21 pm
 
I can put my right foot behind my head-if somebody would sit on my chest and punch me in the face I could put my foot on his throat and then smash him on the ground.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:11 pm
 
kinky
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 9:15 pm
 
It's less gay than blowing another guy, I guess.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 10:09 pm
 
i uncle always said, "you're never as gay as the guy sucking your dick".

he always said this while making me suck his dick.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 10:12 pm
 
"you're never as gay as the guy sucking your dick".

hilarious.
Posted: Feb 13, 2007 10:28 pm
 
You're all gay. It's true.
Posted: Feb 14, 2007 5:46 am
 
I'd never leave the house.

Eventually, the novelty of being able to suck your own dick would wear off. Like after, say, 10 or 15 years.
Posted: Aug 2, 2018 8:29 pm
 
Haunted George

I've been able to blow myself for 40 years, the novelty hasn't worn off. Do you still masturbate?
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