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Posted: Jan 30, 2007 5:09 pm
Ever since I woke up this morning, and it gets worse by the hour.

To quote Ross "the boss" Johnson, "Hate my life. Hate your's, too. Get the fuck back."

Somebody call the whaaaambulance.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 5:11 pm
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 5:12 pm
I had to work 16 hours yesterday, then go home and sleep for a few, and now I'm back again for what should be an equally shitty day. Woohoo.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 5:21 pm
I went to Hot and Crusty for a bagel this morning and it came fresh out the oven. I have a brownie in my lunch box too.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 5:21 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
Thanks, eric.

Sorry, leftpeg.

I ain't even got a lunchbox, joe.

Group hug? Anybody?
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 5:26 pm
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:18 pm
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:26 pm
Just got in the mail from a friend in Vegas:

Pigmeat Markham paperback book
9 cd-r volumes of "Psychodelicias" with color copy covers
Cimarron Weekend #7 (Earles is in it!)
Sunshine Super Scum 7"
Johnny Hash "Blues Is Depressing" 7"
Johnny Hash ITR 7" (spare copy)
Original Tav Falco7" (Frenzi 2000) 7" in the envelope
"Heart & Soul" hardcover book
"The Zodiac Cosmic Sounds" LP
Twinkle Brothers "Dub Massacre Pt. 3" LP

I'm taking my man out to dinner when he gets here!
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:27 pm

HA! I watched the whole thing.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:29 pm
I know what you mean Jack. I've had a shit cloud following me too. Today seems like the calm after the storm. I'm just waiting for more shit to hit the fan.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:33 pm
sunshine super scum sent me one of the only fan letters i ever got besides eric o an the chick from the red aunts.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:33 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
what, my emails don't count? AS IF!

Haven't heard the 7" in about 6 years. Looking forward to it tonight.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:34 pm
Sunshine Super Scum 7"

This record's awesome. I need it.

Think you (me) can still order it from Siltbreeze actually.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:35 pm
"Life's a hard fucker."
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:38 pm
sunshine super scum sent me one of the only fan letters i ever got

This record's not as awesome anymore.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:40 pm
that was before every asshole in the world thought he could have a band like you, asslick.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:42 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention he also sent me the Neal Hamburger flexi/ Rocktober holliday fan letter.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:42 pm
Right, early 90s! The Stone Age for Underground Music!!

You're such a Pioneer!!! My Heeeero!!!!!

Thank You for Gift of Music, Rock God!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:51 pm
Thanks, donkey. I watched it. But,

This makes me feel better.

This, too.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:51 pm
eat shit, busboy faggot.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:53 pm
bad couple weeks for me.

i threw out my kneecap in the dancing melee after the GW/WM passout show. we had a goddamn GIT DOWN--with a human pileup and everything--and I end up in the hospital ER. i THINK it still have a knee cap. i KNOW i have a brace on my left leg, crutches under my arm, and part of a bottle of codeine in my stomach.

MRI tonite!
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:55 pm
You're right on the money jenna. SOunds like you need to stay in bed.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:59 pm
at least you're not retarded.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 7:02 pm
Who, Jenna? Pfffft...
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 7:04 pm
who what?
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 7:10 pm
eat shit, busboy faggot.

Sure. Lemme braise it first, Prometheus.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:25 pm
Hey Jack! Hold your head up man. 1) People love your guts. 2)Crappy days can only last 24 hours.

The grind of everyday life takes it's toll on everyone. If you woke up in one piece, can see lightning, hear thunder, have 10 fingers & 10 toes, you are further ahead than many. Sorry if that doesn't assure you very much, survival is still really success.

Next time I see you, I will buy you a High Life unless we can scare up a Yuengling, in which case, I'll buy you one of those.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:30 pm
I wanna be friends with Mullett...
except for a second there I thought you were quoting Bob Seger with all that lightning and thunder talk....
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:31 pm
not a bad day but an annoying one.

apparently, the jefferson starship or a band that sounds just like them is playing a LOUD set on hollywood blvd. and i have been hearing it for an hour. i am 12 stories up with my windows are closed. THIS IS NOT GOOD
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:35 pm
no wonder stands is bummed, he predicted the apocalypse.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:35 pm
mullett rules. flat out.

robin too.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:41 pm
I love me some surly Ross Johnson.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:44 pm
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:46 pm
I got to work around 10 today. that's not going to stop me from leaving at 4:00


it's so fucking cold and dreary outside that I might just work late because the other option is sitting around freezing my ass off in my house.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:47 pm
I wanna be friends with Mullett...
except for a second there I thought you were quoting Bob Seger with all that lightning and thunder talk....

mullett rules. flat out.

robin too.

You kids are too much. I am humbled by your kind words. Massive party sometime in May or June. I will post something & you sexy beasts are invited, even D Diggs. Probably June because many of my friends are making the trip to Emo's for Emissions from the Monolith over Memorial Day weekend.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 10:04 pm
It's a beautiful day, I am hung-over like the dickens, stuck in an office, and my co-worker is totally pissed off. This sucks.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 10:16 pm
I'm having a great day.
No apologies for that either- I fucking deserve one now and then.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 10:20 pm
i'm having a relatively great day too. went to gus' for fried chicken and drinkin' coffee now. got my amazon order in. got derby practice later. gonna get stoney and read for a couple hours later on too. yup. not a bad day.

i'm sorry that your day has sucked though, robin. you still rule though.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 10:24 pm
i can't read when stoned, but i can listen to records pretty well.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 10:46 pm
i'm trying to and failing to do my math homework. been tuckon the same problem for like an hour. why cant we get like the matrix stuff where they just load shit into your head.
Posted: Jan 30, 2007 11:07 pm
I love me some surly Ross Johnson.

How can you not? It totally made me feel better.
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 12:47 am
I love me some surly Ross Johnson.

How can you not feel better after glimpsing that misery!

I've been frustrated the last coupla days due to Comcast. Today I put 12 American Girl auctions up on ebay. That's enough to piss anyone off.
I've been generally not having good days, and I'm starting to attribute it to Chantix.

MWAH Jack Stands, and huggings. (Just that little bit of mushiness should make you laugh. I'm so unmushy.)
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 12:57 am

I've been considering that...
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:05 am
I was having a bad day, but my gal came to the rescue. Thanks Windy - you rule.

Hey deadcityrebel - what's the math problem? I'm pretty good at that shit...
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:09 am
Purple + Triangle - eggbeater*4 (balonga sandwich - NFL) =
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:13 am
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:13 am
Purple + Triangle - eggbeater*4 (balonga sandwich - NFL) =
Well, that was really, really funny...so you haven't lost it all.

Did I start a Chantix thread? Guess I will...
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:13 am | Edited by: Alisa

That was funny too.
Fags making quiche for the SuperBowl?
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:16 am
No wait. That's homosexuals making ironic food for the Australian Open.
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:21 am
I confess I love the Burger King commercial about "chick food".
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:46 am
I love it too, Jack...Words to live by for me. I never eat "chick food". People always ask me if I eat anything besides burritos, hamburgers, pizza and chicken...I really haven't got the answer but, I had pizza and chicken for lunch today. Yumm!!!
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 1:50 am
That's homosexuals making ironic food for the Australian Open.
Don't look at me, I was eating a very non-ironic cheese & ham sandwich.
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 2:02 am
It's complicated math, TJH. Don't worry about it.
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 4:30 am
you people have no idea
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 5:38 am
here ya' go... this should cheer you right up!
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 10:53 pm
I'm having ANOTHER great day today. Oh yeah.
Posted: Jan 31, 2007 10:54 pm
I think I may have figured out the secret to great days forevermore.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 12:10 am
We don't get them here Brad.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 12:29 am
Oh OK, other people may have them, but I don't.
Like those genital warts of yours.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 1:09 am
Buck up, little campers!!!
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 3:53 am
urgh. today can suck my balls. i fell asleep reading last night and had to read an entire 250 page book minus 30 pages that i did get done last night and write an outline today from 11am to 2:30 pm. i'm still jacked on the insanely large amount of coffee that i injested in that short time frame too. feh. the only thing that saved the day was vietnamese food in good company. i'm staying in tonight since it is snowing.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 5:30 pm
Mmm. You just kicked in a pho craving for me, Elle. I'm hitting Pho Vietnam for lunch.

Hope today's a good one for ya, Jack. Bad days suck.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 9:35 pm
today sucks.

there's nothing worse than wanting nothing more than to go to bed and knowing that you won't close your eyes for another 8 hours.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 9:35 pm
did you do a bunch of coke last night?
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 10:42 pm
My day is lacking something today, actually.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 10:59 pm
Yeah, them, and something else, too.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 11:03 pm
The Arm said he was sending me that in the mail, but like yours it ain't arrived yet.
But I can live without that.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 11:12 pm
Well, I took a multi vitamin with my orange juice first thing.
And it's a clear bright 25oC here right now, and the forecast is for 31 later- that's a whole 88oF in your money.
So yeah, it'll be the other. Didn't get my breakfast this morning...
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 11:13 pm
The Arm said...

Nigga preeze.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 11:24 pm
Sorry, must've been your pal The Alarm.
Posted: Feb 1, 2007 11:28 pm
i woke up with a headache today. blah.
Posted: Feb 2, 2007 12:16 am
I had a great day even with this fuckin snow. We'll see if it stays that way after i go to my second job tonite.

Oh and the Elvis smoothie at Square foods rules!
Posted: Feb 2, 2007 12:49 am
Not just a bad day, the whole week sucks!
Posted: Feb 2, 2007 1:21 am
My boss sat in the same room with me all day and made my life hell. Also had a shitty night last night. This is truly a BAD DAY.
Posted: Feb 2, 2007 1:29 am
Thanks for the sympathy, brad.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:10 pm
today blows. i didn't get paid.
the retards in payroll are no help either.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:16 pm
i don't have any friends left. it's probably my own fucking fault.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:22 pm
Oh, BJ, c'mere big fella. I'm gonna give you a nuggie.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:30 pm
a kenny loggins nuggie?
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:31 pm
You betcha. Meet me halfway.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:35 pm
across the sky, up where the world belongs to only BJ and JS
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:38 pm
If we were a same name puzzle on Wheel of Fortune, we'd be BJS.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:41 pm
That stands for Big Jim Slade.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:41 pm
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:46 pm
I'm spiking your fruit punch when you get here, mor(m)on.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:47 pm
I'll punch your fruit with a spike.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:50 pm
I'll punch you, you fruit.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:52 pm
You're a fruit pie. Your new name is "Peaches" from this moment forward.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:53 pm
You're fruit pie the magician from that horrible movie the prestige. damn, that was gay and smelled like durian.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 8:55 pm
Peaches, you're the pits.
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 9:00 pm
Posted: Apr 2, 2007 10:04 pm
I'm spiking your fruit punch when you get here, mor(m)on.

just don't tell anyone
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