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Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:39 pm
 
You might get gay if you listen.

http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:45 pm
 
they forgot american lesion
i'll inform them.
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:48 pm
 
also
Ravi Shankar?
and then beside morrissey it say questionable.
hmmm
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 9:25 pm | Edited by: deadcityrebel
 
You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do.

i don't even know where to start.
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 9:47 pm
 
WHAT? Gay people in the entertainment industry? Fuck, next thing you know they're gonna have jews in comedy.
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 10:06 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
 
I here ya. Who'd a thunk it.

Jewish Comedians

* Dan Ahdoot (1979-) Finalist Last Comic Standing, 2004[1]
* Woody Allen (1935 - ) Academy Award-winning film director, writer, actor, and comedian[2]
* Morey Amsterdam (1908 - 1996) television actor and comedian[3]
* Dave Attell (1965 - ) stand-up comedian and host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell[4]
* Jack Benny (1894 - 1974) comedian, vaudeville performer, and radio, television, and film actor[5]
* Milton Berle (1908 - 2002) comedian and actor[6]
* Shelley Berman (1926 - ) comedian, writer, teacher, and actor[7]
* Sandra Bernhard (1955 - ) actress and comedian[8]
* Lewis Black (1948 - ) stand-up comedian, author, playwright, and actor[9]
* Victor Borge (1909 - 2000) humorist, entertainer and world-class pianist[10]
* Alex Borstein (1971 - ) actress, writer and comedian[11]
* Fanny Brice (1891 - 1951) popular and influential comedian, singer, and entertainer
* Albert Brooks, comedian, actor
* Mel Brooks, comedian
* Lenny Bruce (1925 - 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic and satirist[12]
* George Burns, entertainer, actor
* Red Buttons (1919 - 2006) Academy Award-winning comedian and actor[2][13]
* Eddie Cantor (1892 - 1964) comedian, singer, actor, songwriter, one of the most popular entertainers in the U.S. in the early and middle 20th century[2]
* Sid Caesar, actor, writer
* Andrew Dice Clay, comedian
* Myron Cohen, comedian
* Steve Bernard Cohen, comedian, dramaturg
* David Cross, comedian, actor
* Billy Crystal (1947 - ) actor, writer, producer, comedian and film director[2]
* Rodney Dangerfield, comedian
* Larry David, comedian, actor, writer, producer
* Wayne Federman, comedian, actor, writer
* Larry Fine, the Three Stooges
* Al Franken (1951 - ) comedian, actor, author, screenwriter, political commentator and radio host[14]
* Jeff Garlin, comedian, producer
* Andrew Ginsburg (1979 - ) comedian, actor, and three time champion bodybuilder[15]
* Elon Gold, comedian, actor
* Judy Gold (1962 - ) stand-up comedian and actress[16]
* Gilbert Gottfried, comedian, actor
* Shecky Greene, comedian
* Charles Grodin, comedian, actor
* Buddy Hackett, comedian
* Chelsea Handler (1975 - ) actress/comedian[17]
* Moe, Shemp & Curly Howard, the Three Stooges
* George Jessel, comedian
* Al Jolson, comedian
* Mickey Katz, comedian
* Danny Kaye (1913 - 1987) film actor, singer and comedian[2]
* Alan King, comedian
* Robert Klein, comedian
* John Lehr (1967 - ) actor and comedian[18]
* Tom Lehrer, satirist, musician
* Oscar Levant, comedian
* "The Reverend" Bob Levy, stand-up comedian and frequent Howard Stern guest
* Jerry Lewis (1926 - ) comedian, actor, film producer, writer and director known for his slapstick humor and his charity fund-raising telethons[2]
* Richard Lewis, comedian
* Marc Maron, comedian, radio host
* The Marx Brothers, (Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Zeppo, Gummo), comedians
* Jackie Mason (1931 - ) stand-up comedian[19]
* Anne Meara (1929 - ) comedienne and actress, partner and wife of Jerry Stiller[20]
* Lorne Michaels, creator of Saturday Night Live
* Bette Midler (1945 - ) singer, actress, and comedian, also known as The Divine Miss M[21]
* Larry Miller (1953 - ) stand-up comedian, actor[22]
* Jan Murray (1916 - 2006) stand-up comedian, actor[13]
* Freddie Prinze, comedian, actor (Jewish father) (disputed)
* Gilda Radner, comic actress
* Carl Reiner, comedian, actor
* Paul Reiser, comedian, actor
* Don Rickles, comedian, actor
* Ritz Brothers (1901-1965, 1904-1985, 1907-1986) comedy team[2]
* Joan Rivers (1933 - ) comedienne, actress, talk show host, and celebrity[23]
* Roseanne (1952 - ) American actress, writer, talk-show host and comedian[24]
* Jeffrey Ross, comedian
* Rita Rudner, comedian
* Adam Sandler (1966 - ) actor, comedian, producer, and musician[13]
* Robert Schimmel (1950 - ) stand-up comedian whose material is often X-rated and controversial[25]
* Rob Schneider, comedian, actor (Jewish father)
* Sam Seder (1966 - ) actor, comedian, writer, producer, director[26]
* Jerry Seinfeld, comedian, actor
* Al Shean, comedian, actor
* Allan Sherman, satirist, musician
* Pauly Shore, comedian
* Sarah Silverman, comic
* Randy and Jason Sklar, comedians, hosts of Cheap Seats
* Jon Stewart, comic, TV host
* Ben Stiller (1965 - ) comedian, actor, and film director[13]
* Jerry Stiller (1927 - ) comedian and actor[20]
* Rich Vos, Comic
* Ed Wynn (1886 - 1966) comedian and actor[2]
* Henny Youngman, comedian
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 10:14 pm
 
Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)

Oh, I feel so much better now about the fact that when I was in sixth grade my parents gave me this t-shirt they bought at Barnes and Noble with the portrait of Oscar on it...Not knowing about his sexual deviance...I would wear that shirt to school often until someone wiser than I pointed out that he was not just an author, but a homosexual. So there I was wearing a shirt with the likeness of a homosexual on the front. I felt like an asshole. Nobody told me at the time that he REFORMED himself later. Maybe I would have felt better about that.

I also had a shirt with Arthur Rimbaud on the front. What the fuck...forget No Fear, Quicksilver, or whatever the hell the other kids were wearin...I had gay playwrites and shit.
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 10:16 pm
 
http://www.lovegodsway.org/C.H.O.P.S.

C.H.O.P.S stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE

Damn
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 10:25 pm
 
C.H.O.P.S stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS into ORDINARY PEOPLE


I wish I had the energy to link that Mr. Show sketch where David is a recovering gay that has relapses.
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 10:26 pm
 
How the fuck do they figure Frank Sinatra was gay?!? And how is Morrisey merely questionable? These people are idiots.
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 10:48 pm
 
Have you checked out the 'safe' bands hahaha
UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 10:57 pm | Edited by: deadcityrebel
 
Jewish Comedians
* bazooka joe
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 11:03 pm
 
Isn't Cyndi Lauper gay? and I assumed DC Talk were too...?
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 11:07 pm
 
Isn't Cyndi Lauper gay?

Guess not. Her sister is though, still not very safe.
Posted: Jan 25, 2007 5:05 am
 
Oh, goodness gracious. I should have realized Luke was on top of the gay. He's got the scoop, I guess.
Posted: Jan 25, 2007 9:46 am
 
I just tryin' to spread the word of the Lord because Jesus loves you all.



Unless you're a fag.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 8:21 am
 
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 9:29 am
 
The whole thing appears to be a pathetic attempt at humor, which becomes evident after watching the video. Oh, and Dresden Dolls on the safe list.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 11:46 am
 
and DMX, Ted Nugent, and Frank Sinatra on the flamer list
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