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Goner Message Board / ???? / A plea to Jack Stands
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:13 pm
shall we rock soon? our legions of fans (6) cant wait for another show.
must create new material firstly, must get you a penis enlargement secondly,
must get MY phone working thirdly.
until then here are some lyrics by a man i truly admire

o yeah.... up my ass
up my ass
up my ass
a lit candle
up my ass
a firecracker, a finger, a thumb
up my ass
an egg, a vibratin egg, a scrambled egg
up my ass
a dildo, strapped onto a manequin, wearing a nixon mask
up my ass
power tools, an electric drill, a screwdriver, a monkeywrench
up my ass
a monkey
up my ass
a potpouri of assorted fragrences
up my ass, up my smelly asshole
cause i'm not one of those guys who walks around pretendin that my shit dont stink
my shit stinks, i admit it, and right now there's a lot of shit
up my ass
up my ass
up my ass.... and to the left
up my ass
step right up, step right up
come one, come all
up my ass
everyone and everything
up my ass
everthing except for your skanky, bullshit artificial plastic dick, looks like you bought it at the k-mart
fuck you with your bogus dildo
you can shove that up YOUR ass honey not mine
up my ass i got a special gift for you
right here, come and get it
its up my ass
up my ass
up my ass
up my ass
the louisiana purchase
the encyclopedia brittanica
your grandmother
sheilds, and yarn nails
up my ass
chocolates lollipops, cakes and pies
and its all for free
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:31 pm
Yeah Jack, and return my e-mail. And tuck in your shirt. And stop tracking mud across my nice clean kitchen floor...
Posted: Jan 24, 2007 8:44 pm
That song stinks...
Posted: Jan 25, 2007 5:27 am
You suck. You totally suck.

But I have a phone now.

It's the same number.
Posted: Jan 25, 2007 8:43 pm
send me an e-lect-ronic maily thing and i will reply.
later though, i'm busy fuckin off at work right now. got a raise too!!
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