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Posted: Jan 8, 2007 6:27 am
widow of the late, great Dr Gene Scott

is fucking LOONEY! and awesome!
Posted: Jan 8, 2007 6:40 am
she needs a cigar, and to stop pacing around so much, and to do the peer over the glasses thing like ol' gene. but she's absorbed a lot of his mannerisms without (unfortunately) his orneriness... give a girl time.
Posted: Jan 8, 2007 5:18 pm
Totally. Saw her this weekend while flipping around. I didn't know Dr. Gene died though. Now he'll never know that I phoned in my donation and the band will never finish the song...
Posted: Jan 8, 2007 6:31 pm
I saw her this weekend, too. She started the show with a 10 minute tirade about the biblical reasons that people need to send her money, even if they think they can't afford it. And she talked about Gene like he was still alive. Does she still sing like she used to?
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 1:07 am
alright...that Rosetta Tharpe stuff is fantastic!! hi 5 bradx!
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 1:07 am
there i go again.
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 1:17 am
that's one finger pickin knee-grow.
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 1:39 am
Wow. Totally badass. Thanks for the link.
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 2:50 am
there i go again.

Space those ellipses marks or I'm turning you over to Goner Grammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 8:37 am
sure rosetta tharpe is great!

so is melissa scott! total frazier crane girlfriend action!
Posted: Jan 9, 2007 7:11 pm
so is melissa scott! total frazier crane girlfriend action!
Not only that, she is a former pornstar. She was known as Barbi Bridges.
Posted: Jan 10, 2007 3:42 am
Dr Gene Scott was the only Jesus guy I ever thought could be slightly trusted...as far as Jesus guys go.
Posted: Jan 10, 2007 5:38 am | Edited by: eric o
Barbi Bridges? For real? Whoah.

She could totally kill with nerd-porn. or "christian" porn. biblical porn?

Posted: Jan 10, 2007 5:53 am
Posted: Jan 10, 2007 6:43 am | Edited by: eric o
on the side, or in the past?

caught her singing at the end of the show tonight. not bad.
Posted: Jan 10, 2007 9:02 am
I see no point in all of this. I mean, would Frasier Crane's gal have a choir backing up at the mere sight of her ass coming towards them? Pastor Melissa Scott surely, but Barbi Bridges? I hardly see the correlation.
Posted: Jan 10, 2007 9:04 am
on the side, or in the past?

That sounds more like a question for Funnysmartname.
Posted: Jan 17, 2007 6:04 am
Oh, yeeaah maaan, that's my Sis!
Ain't she a knee bender baby!!
Don't let that black garb turn ya off,
She's a Zoomer maaan!
Posted: Jan 17, 2007 7:22 am
good call.
Posted: Jan 19, 2007 1:10 am
Pastor Melissa Scott is a mean tightwad.
She is stingy and cruel hammering her
volunteers and underpaid staff to serve
her or go to hell. Barbie Bridges makes
money for Barbie Bridges.
Posted: Jan 19, 2007 1:11 am
Evil is re-defined by wicked Pastor Melissa Scott.'
She enjoys inflicting shame and pain. Her Barbie
Bridges side thrives.
Posted: Jan 19, 2007 6:51 am
Looney rambler. She's makes the wicked witch
of the west seem like Tinkerbell, that Pastor
Mrs. Melissa Scott, Barbie Bridges tramp queen.
Posted: Jan 19, 2007 6:52 am
Looney rambler. She's makes the wicked witch
of the west seem like Tinkerbell, that Pastor
Mrs. Melissa Scott, Barbie Bridges tramp queen.
Posted: Jan 19, 2007 7:49 am
Is dat you Josh?
Posted: Jan 19, 2007 4:07 pm
You talkin to me . . josh? No sorry dale.
Where's chip? he he

Mrs. Scott . Pastor Melissa pressures volunteers.
She throws tantrums. God might get vent wrath
how she's a hater of Christians if they go
to another church. She's forking out
advertising sponsor money so needs yours.
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