Posted: Dec 28, 2006 8:23 pm
I was about 12 or 13. Friend's parents left town and his older sis and her attractive high school friends were hangin' out all night, and we stole a bunch of their beer and whiskey. One of my 12-year-old friends absolutely devastated a cocky 17-year-old dude in a shot contest. A stupid source of pride, but it was funny watching a kid who'd barely reached the outskirts of puberty emasculate this guy who was condescending to us lil' kids, trying to look tough in front of his girlfriend. By the end of the night we were three sheets etc., mixing Orange Crush with Old Style, Southern Comfort, rum, various schnapps, whatever we could manage to swipe, and we took turns starting his mom's treadmill and sitting on it while it flung us across the room. We also T.P.d someone's house, lit a bag of dogshit on fire on a crush's front porch, and ran around the neighborhood firing cap guns. The next morning we all gathered to help my friend do his paper route at 7 a.m. and there was much vandalism (friend stood atop the hood of a Z28 and pissed all over the windshield, highly amusing) and vomiting as we walked along. My mom had no idea the next day. It was summer, so no missed school.