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Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:07 pm
What is it? KFC does suck. Mary's Family Restraunts have great chicken. I just thought about that, and that's what I'm getting to eat for dinner!

I know Gus Chicken rules but I ain't in Memphis, I in Asstown!
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:09 pm
Too bad you don't have a Jack Pirtles there....
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:10 pm
Im so chicken hungry right now.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:13 pm
Burger King's chicken, duh!
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:14 pm
only cause they serve it with marijauna
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:36 pm
i just realize how stupid this post is but i cant take my mind off chicken right now
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:40 pm
Burger King's chicken, duh!

Yeah. It's Thursday. Where's miss linda?
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:41 pm
At Burger King, duh!
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:52 pm
pop eyes
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:53 pm
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:32 am
You still haven't got a job yet Brad? Or were you doing some charity work, to try and save your black soul?
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:40 am
Oh yeah, I've hit the soup kitchen in my time. Hunger wins over (misplaced) pride any day. Just like beer wins out over groceries.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 4:16 am
Right now I'm all about POLLO FELIZ's chicken.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 4:57 am
Church's Duh.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:22 am
My girlfriend's a tastey lil' piece of chicken...
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:00 pm
Kings Chicken, and gimme some hot sauce wit dat shit.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:02 pm
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:05 pm
I had the most overpriced not good fried chicken experience last night. Don't go to Jolibee. it's was $7 for 3 peices of dark meat and a pepsi...No sides.

Bad shit.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:15 pm
I had the most overpriced not good fried chicken experience last night. Don't go to Jolibee. it's was $7 for 3 peices of dark meat and a pepsi...No sides.

Same applies to Chick Inn. How can fried chicken be dry? Seriously bad judgement...even worse judgement when I drank too much and left a $20 tip.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:20 pm
I thought this thread was about Bazooka Joe....

Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:22 pm
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:24 pm
i ended up gettin KFC cause Mary's chicken is fuckin expensive too and KFC fuckin sucked... and they hire fuckin reatards
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:25 pm
and they hire fuckin reatards

That's the job you're moving to Milwaukee for?
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:35 pm
Duh! They pay 6.10 an hour, how can I pass that up?
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 7:03 pm
Memphis only: Yeah, Gus's is great , but if I have to say it a thousand times -Uncle Lou's fried chicken is the Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Los Alamos bomb of fried chicken!!! My siamese cat jumped up on the table and tried to take that chicken from me!
Posted: Dec 30, 2006 6:05 pm
Circus geek,Circus geek, YEAH!!!!
Posted: Dec 30, 2006 6:40 pm
KFC fuckin sucked... and they hire fuckin reatards

KFC was my first job. 1975. i worked there for 5 days - long enough to get a check on that particular pay cycle AND long enough to get my parents attention (for them to send $$).

in 1975, minimum wage was $2.10 an hour.

the only perq of that job, if you could call it one, was that at the end of the night, i could take home all the buckets of chicken i wanted. i fed my dorm stoner friends. but that shit was GROSS.

does that make me a fuckin retard?
Posted: Dec 31, 2006 6:33 pm | Edited by: mikesniper
Chicken does taste pretty good, but it freaks me out.

It's not regulated very well. There's some crazy percentage (which I forgot on purpose) of chicken meat that passes the FDA that is tumorous. A lot of chickens get cancer from all the hormones and medications that's in their feed. Plus chicken carcasses are given a "chemical bath" before being packaged. Yikes.

Turkey is cleaner, only because it's not consumed as much so the pen's aren't as fucked up. The fact that they're larger makes all the other shit diluted, and they can only fit a certain amount in the pen. I like the taste more too.

My stepmother used to make us Chicken Divan a lot, that shit was great. It was so disgusting looking, and it had tons of cheese and mayonaisse and shit.
Posted: Dec 31, 2006 6:38 pm
the whole worlds gone chicken crazy
Posted: Jan 1, 2007 5:53 pm
everybody talkin' 'bout a sharp-dressed hen ...
Posted: Jan 2, 2007 12:20 am
Pirate House buffet in Savannah, such good southern food that I was trying things I didn't like (Lima beans and corns that was real good!!!)!!

My girlfriend's a tastey lil' piece of chicken...

I thought you were a girlfriend, le chev.
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