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Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:46 pm
One of my best friend's last name is Stoner, and she has a friend who's last name is Bender. Party!!!
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:48 pm
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:49 pm
Uh......hello......is this thing on?
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:50 pm | Edited by: No Big Thing
I went to elementary school with a girl named Sunday Morning...COFFEE!

Oh so very right and very wrong.

edit: Now that I think about it, the spelling was probably Coffey. Who knows, I was 6. My mom told me the PTA was mortified.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:52 pm
My buddy, Jason Thrasher.

He's in several bands around Austin.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:58 pm
I dj'd a guys wedding whose last name is Music. They're are HELLA motherfuckers out there with the last name of Funk.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:59 pm
I have a couple friends with awesome last names including:
Bottum and
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:01 pm
and mine.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:04 pm
They're are HELLA motherfuckers out there with the last name of Funk

none more important than terry funk.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:21 pm
A guy in my high school was named Arnie Bocigalupo (BOTCH guh LOO puh). It means "kiss of the wolf." He legally changed his name to "Sax" (I'm not kidding) and later went insane.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:23 pm
Mr. Bacciagalupe
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:23 pm
Mr. Manicotti!
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:23 pm
Norm Hiscock. Used to write for "Kids in the Hall."
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:25 pm
Had a professor in cawledge whose last name was "Glascock." Pronounced "glass cock." Looked like James Taylor meets Malkovich and had orangutan arms.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:27 pm
Had a professor in cawledge whose last name was "Glascock."

Sounds like a ringer for an English Lit prof.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:28 pm
Arnie played sax w/ Prince for some recordings, supposedly, did some advertising jingles, modeled, moved to NYC & hooked up (at 22-23) w/ a mega-hot Editor for Cosmo or some such mag (she was in her 40s and milftastic) and then began thinking Sting was communicating to him through his lyrics and interviews & then went completely wacky & grew a magnificent hobo/ZZ Top beard and moved in w/ his mom & was last seen wandering around the country roads muttering to himself. Classic American success story!

Also, Sting is evil incarnate.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:43 pm
I worked with a Sherry Funk, and she changed it to Feldman. I tried talking her out of it to no avail.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:46 pm
'your name will never be made a mockery of again, Mr. Glascock'
-seymour skinner
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:10 pm
Vietnamese have some great ones:
Phuc, Dich, Dong

Actual name in the Des Moines, IA phone book circa 1984: Man Ly Phuc.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:22 pm
best last name EVER
everyone wishes that they were a feldman
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:22 pm
I went to middle school with a girl named Sidonia Cox...say it out loud.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:27 pm
Almost as good as the Sharron Cox I knew...
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:30 pm
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:32 pm
That's "Frahnk-un-steen"...
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:32 pm
one of my friends' last nme is HUNGER....

Phil Hunger.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:39 pm
whatever Jaque
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:56 pm
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 9:02 pm
Best Vietnamese name (Hmong, actually) - a buddy went to school with a girl named "Ding Duong," nickname: Doorbell.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 9:12 pm
I had a friend in college named Brad Fierce.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 9:53 pm
My last name is Lovely.
My brother almost married a girl named Summer Redwine, so she would have been Summer Lovely Redwine... ha ha ha.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:02 pm
i rented a house froma guy named roddy thrasher.

i worked with a guy named willy johnson. and he wasnt a pornstar.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:04 pm
best last name EVER
everyone wishes that they were a feldman


Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:05 pm
i worked with a guy named willy johnson. and he wasnt a pornstar.

His parents must've been disappointed.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:10 pm
no one yet has come up with a better name than Macon Bacon
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:11 pm
My friend's ex-landlord's name was Bradley Bradley. My other friend's ex-landlord...I don't remember her first name, but when she would call the caller id said 'MC Cluck'
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:15 pm
our last name is Hitt, not very cool but kinda funny when you're in a band.
I went to college with a girl named Sunny Honeybus
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:21 pm
I sold a amp to a guy named Mike Doctor.....he is a doctor....yep ....Dr. Doctor
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:22 pm
Matt Frewer rules!
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:25 pm
it'd be the best if he had a phd in electrical engineering and then was a sound engineer

Dr. Mike Doctor the Mic Doctor
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:33 pm
When I was a kid I knew a Durnen Candyland. Obviously his folks thought the surname wasn't stupid enough on it's own.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:34 pm
Sam Soule
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 12:19 am
In my high school the two biggest losers started dating. There names were Pedro Pardo and Shariffa Sherif. There was also a guy named Howard Yu.

I met a girl who said she'd give me $1000 if I guessed her last name. It ended up being Titanic. Another cool name is Batalion. I also was told of a guy surnamed Fucsace who insisted it was pronounced fucksass.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 12:21 am
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 12:47 am
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Posted: Dec 22, 2006 4:29 am
Martini especially when yer first name is Vinnie
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 4:53 am
I went to school with a girl named Christmas Cox.

She got the mange once.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 5:34 am
I bet she did, the filthy slut.
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 5:54 am
I knew a girl whose married name ended up being...Candy Kane
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:06 am | Edited by: Brown Sound
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Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:19 am
Candy Kane

That was the name of the model that was on the cover of Mentors "Up the Dose"...
Posted: Dec 23, 2006 6:35 am

Them Injuns got some good ones.

Posted: Dec 24, 2006 1:19 am
I knew a girl named Bliss Blood.
Posted: Dec 24, 2006 1:32 am
Wasn't Bliss Blood in the Pain Teens and run that Texas label with Crust and the Cherubs on't? Uh... Trance Syndicate?
Posted: Dec 24, 2006 1:46 am
I know a guy named Brian Spinas (SPEEN-is). Was driving to a show once and saw him on the side of the road and yelled to a friend, "hey look! It's Brian Spinas!". Those in the van who didn't know him were pretty confused...
Posted: Dec 24, 2006 2:01 am
I know a guy named Dick Johnson. Also not a pornstar.
Posted: Dec 24, 2006 2:05 am
Hugh Jass
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