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Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:20 pm
 
So at my work we have a TON of clients with terrible last names, here is a sampling:

Brest
Cooder
Mirkin
and my fave
Comegys (pronounced comma-giz)
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:30 pm
 
Boner
Rottenbusch
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:37 pm
 
Faggot
Pussy
Chump
Nihgerr
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:39 pm
 
Raper
hookorcrook
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 6:56 pm
 
Massengil
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:11 pm
 
Massturbaytor
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:43 pm
 
Putz
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 7:57 pm
 
There's a guy who comes into my work named Isaac Cox but I can't make fun of him 'cuz he's deaf.
Bummer.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:24 pm
 
Buster Knutz is a real person that lives in Illinois where I used to live...We used to prank call ole buster quite often.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:27 pm
 
Bass Fishin is a real name.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:53 pm
 
vandenbosch.
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 8:55 pm
 
LASTNAME BRAY HEE=HAW
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 4:26 am
 
Purvis
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 6:20 am
 
Schiklegruber
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 12:20 pm
 
Hugh Janus
Posted: Dec 22, 2006 2:23 pm
 
Manshreck-Head
Wolff Von Guttenberg
Cutone
Funfer

And so many more. If this thread is still alive come Wednesday when I go back to work I'll do some digging. Making fun of our clients last names is one of the few bits of entertainment we get at my company.
Posted: Dec 23, 2006 12:25 am
 
there was a guy named Ron Ironmaiden where i used to live
Posted: Dec 23, 2006 1:54 am
 
Gay, as in Rudy.

Remember the listing in the Memphis phone book for a "Zeppelin, Led"?
Posted: Dec 23, 2006 3:39 am
 
Purvis

Went to High School with a pageant winnin, honor roll havin, super uptight girl named

Kristin Purvis.

Loved it.
Posted: Dec 23, 2006 5:41 am
 
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Buster Knutz is a real person that lives in Illinois where I used to live...We used to prank call ole buster quite often.

When I was in grade school, my neighbor and I found a phone book listing for a woman named Ima Schit. We decided to prank call her, and all we could think to say was, "Is your name really 'I'm a shit'?". She deadpanly explained that she got about a dozen prank calls a week, and attempted to explain the origin of her name to us. We actually felt terrible and apologized.


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Posted: Dec 23, 2006 10:42 pm
 
hickenlooper
Posted: Dec 24, 2006 1:18 am
 
I have a customer named David Biggerstaff. Not that that's a BAD thing...
Posted: Dec 24, 2006 1:25 am
 
My uncle's last name is Hiscock.
Posted: Dec 24, 2006 2:14 am
 
This is pretty bad ...

Wilma Dykeman, renowned author of Appalachia, dies in North Carolina at age 86
AP Photo NY119

ASHEVILLE, N.C. Wilma Dykeman, who chronicled the people of Appalachia and the land that shaped them in 18 novels and nonfiction books, has died. She was 86.
Posted: Dec 24, 2006 8:28 pm
 
When I worked at Lenscrafters there was an optometrist named Dr. Felch.
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