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Posted: Dec 11, 2006 6:02 pm
 
I think this movie looks AWESOME! People tell me I am crazy. I havent seen other Mel Gibson directed movies, but this shit should have it all...human sacrifice, pumas, tribal tatoos, fake native music, jungle juice, giant spiders(?), half nudies running through the jungle. Why doesnt anyone want to smoke a joint and go see this with me?
Posted: Dec 11, 2006 6:25 pm
 
it will suck because jack black isn't in it.
Posted: Dec 11, 2006 6:32 pm
 
i wanna see how bazooka joe's ancestors destroyed an entire civilization -- it had to be the mexican jews, right
Posted: Dec 11, 2006 6:41 pm
 
We did it with our sound.
Posted: Dec 11, 2006 7:04 pm
 
I'm going to see it tonight. Reviewers are panning it because it's too violent? Mayan Cannibal Holocaust, I'm hoping!
Posted: Dec 11, 2006 8:08 pm
 
i saw it. it was good.
i didn't read about it and i was afraid it was going to be some esoteric cultural shit that wants me to think about jesus.
thankfully, that wasn't the case. as st. sarah said, just a bunch of good ole fashioned human sacrifice, pumas, half nudies, etc.
i kind of want to see it again. reviewers suck mayan butt.
Posted: Dec 11, 2006 9:10 pm
 
i had the same opinion of it as you -- some esoteric cultural shit that wants me to think about jesus.

now that i know it is not going to be like that, i kinda wanna see it.

on another note, don't go see the second van wilder movie. had to be the dumbest shit i have EVER seen in my life. not that i was expecting much better...i am just glad that that was the movie we snuck into.

stranger than fiction was the one that was paid for. and it was actually good.
Posted: Dec 11, 2006 9:11 pm
 
Somehow, he always blames the jews in his movies
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 3:56 am
 
Is it really about 2012 and the end of time?
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 4:05 am
 
blood and guts mad max..shame the way Miller sold out with the crap he's doing these days.
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 7:12 am | Edited by: deadcityrebel
 
it will suck because jack black isn't in it.

the only way it would be good if he was in it, is if he was the first to be sacrificed. otherwise his not being involved immediately sets it above any movie that idiot has made.
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 2:23 pm
 
screw you, I ONLY watch movies with Jack Black in them. He so funny.
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 3:42 pm
 
if you limit yourself to just Jack Black movies you'll miss this this classic clip featuring Pauly Shore (getting knocked the fuck out)
http://redban.com/video/paulypunch.mov
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 4:12 pm
 
Mayan Cannibal Holocaust, I'm hoping!

It was. Minus the cannibalism.

venemous snakebite-check
quicksand-check
tripwire activated spikes-check
monkey battle-check
jaguar attack-check
still pumping heart removal-check
poison frog dart-check
ritualistic beheadings-check

Joe Bob says check it out!
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 4:13 pm | Edited by: cthort
 
That poor tapir.

Ruggero Deodato would be proud.
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 4:19 pm
 
shame the way Miller sold out with the crap he's doing these days.


fuck off

the Babe movies are some of the best shit you will ever see
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 4:39 pm
 
fuck off

the Babe movies are some of the best shit you will ever see


I agree with Beef. What the fuck?
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 4:51 pm
 
i didn't know miller did Happy Feet. could be okay.

babe movies rule it, especially Pig In The City.

tapir slaughter? now that's uncalled for.
Posted: Dec 12, 2006 6:18 pm
 
I didn't like it!!! I thought it was gonna be different than what it was (basically just a big dumb Mel Gibson action movie w/ a historical theme, kinda like "The Patriot"), and it wasn't even that gory!! The sacrifice scene in "Temple of Doom" freaked me out more than the one in this. The panther puppet gnawing at the guy's face was funny though.
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 5:45 am
 
Havn't seen it yet but Iv'e heard it's a 3 hour climax.
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 6:08 am
 
i didn't know miller did Happy Feet. could be okay.
Happy Feet may very well be among the worst movies I've ever seen. Stay away from this one for sure.
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 6:39 am
 
anyone who wants a 3 hour climax is a fag that needs a job.
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 7:03 am
 
i thought it was pretty dumb. it was definitely entertaining but it was basically a modern action movie with uneccessary hints of college humor. the underwater birth scene was retarded and gross. i agree with adam pretty much except for that i thought the sacrifice scene was fucking awesome but i all i was thinking about was, \"can you really squirm for a bit after they rip out your heart? do you have a couple minutes to do stuff before it\'s all over?\" how do you research that?

on a sidenote: happy feet looks like the best movie ever. i can\'t wait to see it.
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 11:27 am
 
venemous snakebite-check
quicksand-check
tripwire activated spikes-check
monkey battle-check
jaguar attack-check
still pumping heart removal-check
poison frog dart-check
ritualistic beheadings-check


This makes it sound at least as good as Southern Comfort.
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 2:52 pm
 
beheadings-check

This makes it sound at least as good as Southern Comfort.


I went home and watched that right afterward.
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 3:44 pm
 
happy feet looks like the best movie ever. i can\'t wait to see it.
These worthless girls I work with were talking about how they took their kids to see it and how its funny when the penguins walk.
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