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Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:13 pm
Britney & KFED Divorce!

Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:14 pm
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:14 pm
AND String Cheese Incident to break up!!!
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:14 pm
Good thing he's got his music career to fall back on.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:15 pm
So that is why she showed up all svelte flirting with Dave Letterman last night!

I hope the tabloids keep me apprised of K Fed after this.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:16 pm
Banner day in music!
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:18 pm
Fuck you dtrain. I can't find anything about it, other than they lost their defamation suit for US Weekly's report on their SEXTAPE, and KFed has to pay Thomas Dolby for an illegal sample.

Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:19 pm
Check the BANNER, JS!!!
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:19 pm
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:20 pm
Oh, my damn!

Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:20 pm
Good thing he's got his music career to fall back on.

The reviews of the album on Amazon.com are hysterical.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:23 pm | Edited by: Shawn Carpetbagger
Good thing he's got his music career to fall back on.

Or his wrestling career. The guy is on RAW every week now! He's not quite Andy Kauffman, but I think the world of pro wrestling is his true calling.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:23 pm
<<1 star>>
jackass, November 6, 2006
Reviewer: Glendon Seal (Chicago, IL) - See all my reviews

The noise that my grandparents make when they are having sex is better than this album...Oh, my grandparents are dead.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:39 pm
Or his wrestling career. The guy is on RAW every week now!

F'reals? I gotta get cable!
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:48 pm
Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.
TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:51 pm
I hope he starts hickin it with Kate Moss's fella. Er, kickin it. Umm. Not kickin it. I mean dies.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 9:51 pm
Dtrain, i met you in austin and you told my wife and i he/kevin was your brother. i was pretty jacked up and may have missed the humor. is it true?
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:00 pm
Not my brother. We are indeed 2nd distant cousins. Same last names and all. Embarrisingly enough...
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:01 pm
Please call him for consolation and bring us back the scoop.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:02 pm
Fuck that, ask him f it's o.k. for you to try and "hit that" now.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:05 pm
ask him f it's o.k. for you to try and "hit that" now

I dunno, Brit's new look makes her look kinda like a tranny to me.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:06 pm
Yeah, that WIG was def mos tranny.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:13 pm
She has a wig? I don't believe it. There's no way she's a wigger.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:13 pm
She has bedded down with two infamous Wiggers, Jack.
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:16 pm
i see, that would explain your amazing dance skills. you were sexy as a bee!
Posted: Nov 7, 2006 10:24 pm
I wouldn't kick her outta the sack...
Posted: Nov 8, 2006 11:27 pm
i fucked Britney Spears.
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 1:01 am
Sorry Mike. Bad news for the Federline family.
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 1:34 am
I wouldn't kick her outta the sack...

I've never found her attractive at all. Go figure.
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 1:34 am
I must be gay.
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 4:57 am
Great news for me. I'm gonna git me some Britney! HAWW!
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 5:28 am
i think she kinda always had the trailer whore looking going on. like i could hear her sayin' "oh my gawsh y'all i'm totally gonna fuck the football team tonight! wheeeeeeeeeeweeeeee." don't think she's cute at all. reminds me of people i went to high school with that i didn't like.
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 7:51 am
im with elle.
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 8:42 am
I wouldn't kick her outta the sack...
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 10:48 am
i fucked Britney Spears.
duuude, I just gave her herpes....sorry brah!
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 2:19 pm
Fucken trashy ass hoe's from Kenner... what do you expect.
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 2:20 pm
Fucken trashy ass hoe's from Kenner.

I finger-banged one when I was 14... that shit stunk. I remember thinking "im not going to like sex if the all smell like this".
Posted: Nov 9, 2006 7:29 pm

Posted: Nov 17, 2006 12:01 am
Thanks to the Democrats winning the election, decency and common sense is returning to us as Americans.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/Britney+Spears+s+Justin+comfort -12468.html
Posted: Nov 17, 2006 5:18 am
Brit & K-Fed have re-unitied! I'm so happy!

Posted: Nov 17, 2006 5:22 am
I think you missed the point, sir. Britney and JUSTIN are talking again!
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