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Posted: Oct 20, 2006 7:59 pm
How about instead of people (I'm looking at you Bazooka Joe) whining like big babies about when their hero Dirk Diggler is coming back, we hold auditions for the New Dirk Diggler in this thread.

1. You must be funny
2. You must not resort to lame jokes (i.e. "Your band sucks, my band was awesome, dude, woah, fag, etc.) all the time

Any other suggestions?
Posted: Oct 20, 2006 8:03 pm
It was already funny.
Posted: Oct 20, 2006 9:29 pm
Did somebody say AUDITION? I am highly skilled at auditioning , so if you need someone to help judge the auditions I think I could break away from my hectic schedule of watching Pepe scrub the floor with a toothbrush. He's soooo funny when he does this . Mainly cause he is already so close to the ground! haha... Let me know so I can contact my publicist. This should be quite a hoot!

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