Posted: Oct 15, 2006 12:10 am
Abortion is a flawless last resort.
I was just reminded of a good story.
One night last year I was at an art show at this tattoo shop here.
I was talking to a friend in the parking lot.
These two kids, about 5 and 7 years old, were playing, unattended, with a shopping cart. The large one pushing the small one around between cars.
My friend and I were concerned after a few minutes about where their guardian/s was/were.
Then we noticed this girl, about 25, passed out in her club dress & heels on the hood of a car over yonder. We approached and woke her to ask if she was their mother.
Yes, she replied.
Just then a girlfriend of ours arrived and asked, "who's kids are those?"
"This drunk girl's," we answered.
Just then the drunk hot-chick/bad mother asks Jen, our girlfriend, "do you have a coathanger?" Before she could explain that she was locked out of her car, Jen replies,
"abortions ain't retroactive honey!"