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Posted: Oct 13, 2006 6:25 am
 

..and there shitty fuckin parents.
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 7:11 am
 
..and make sure their parents don't find out!
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 9:30 am
 
thats why we are outsourcing jobs now.
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 3:19 pm
 
Hey, that's how I acted when I got my Sucker Man!
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:21 pm
 
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:41 pm
 
I think Herc needs a hug this morning...
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 6:23 pm
 
No, he's right. Fuck kids!
...but not in a congressman Foley sort of way.
Little brats! Good for nothin' gimme machines.
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 6:32 pm
 
Present company's fine children excepted, of course.
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 7:05 pm
 
Geez you woulda thought they got an Intellavision with that excitement.
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 7:46 pm
 
Support your local vasectomy and hysterectomy surgeons.

Abortion is a flawless last resort.
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 8:14 pm
 
Geez you woulda thought they got an Intellavision with that excitement.

...or a million, trillion dollars.
Posted: Oct 15, 2006 12:10 am
 
Abortion is a flawless last resort.

I was just reminded of a good story.
One night last year I was at an art show at this tattoo shop here.
I was talking to a friend in the parking lot.
These two kids, about 5 and 7 years old, were playing, unattended, with a shopping cart. The large one pushing the small one around between cars.
My friend and I were concerned after a few minutes about where their guardian/s was/were.
Then we noticed this girl, about 25, passed out in her club dress & heels on the hood of a car over yonder. We approached and woke her to ask if she was their mother.
Yes, she replied.
Just then a girlfriend of ours arrived and asked, "who's kids are those?"
"This drunk girl's," we answered.
Just then the drunk hot-chick/bad mother asks Jen, our girlfriend, "do you have a coathanger?" Before she could explain that she was locked out of her car, Jen replies,
"abortions ain't retroactive honey!"
Posted: Oct 15, 2006 1:53 am
 
wow
Posted: Oct 15, 2006 7:30 am
 
I think Herc needs a hug this morning...

i think those kids need to stop taking Rytalin..( er however its spelled..)
Posted: Oct 15, 2006 7:33 am
 
oh and yea. Trey...you goddamned right about mutha's.
Posted: Oct 15, 2006 7:45 am
 
"abortions ain't retroactive honey!"

That might just be the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 5:47 pm
 
zero population growth!

I tried to get a recent boyfriend to talk to a Dr about getting a vasectomy and he was too scared to even TALK to a Dr about it... so supporting those surgeons is easier said then done.
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 5:49 pm
 
I tried to get a recent boyfriend to talk to a Dr about getting a vasectomy


Fuck you you savge butcher freak! That's fucked up.
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 6:00 pm
 
ha ha ha, I love being a savage butcher freak!
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 6:51 pm
 
I especially love it when parents bring kids like these into restaurants with them. And they do. Frightening I tell ya! $2.13/hour + tips sure ain't worth it.
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 7:59 pm
 
I especially love it when parents bring kids like these into restaurants with them.

What's worse (and I've actually seen this, twice) is when parents bring a kid like this into a restaurant and they set up a little flat-screen t.v. so they don't have to deal with him/her. I could almost kill people like these.
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 8:25 pm
 
or the people with their kids on leashes!
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 8:57 pm
 
~Fuck them!~
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 9:04 pm
 
I heard someone talking about how when their child misbehaves at a restaurant they "drive them around in the car so they can watch a DVD for a minute to calm them down." Oh my god. What happened to taking a walk and talking with them about 'inside manners' or whatever silly euphemism you use? Kids aren't idiots.
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 10:10 pm
 
Hmm, who woulda thought that folks who are generally shitty as human beings would wind up breeding a lot of sucky little bastards? Kids are cool but most of them don't have a chance. Too bad most of those parents didn't get fixed themselves...
Posted: Oct 17, 2006 11:16 pm
 
i knew better than to act like a little shit out in public. i was too skurred. the wrath o' mom was no joke.

i really can't stand it when people fix their kids separate meals from what they eat because the little fuckers won't eat regular food and only will eat pizza and mcdonald's food. spoiled little shits. i'd make my kids eat their broccoli and like it.
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 12:00 am
 
These days most dads are too busy jerking off to internet porn. Once they finish up, they send their kids an e-mail telling them to get to bed...
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 12:06 am
 
There was a hot n heated thread about this last year. Basically, I don't know why, but I tended to behave. I asked my dad and mom about it last year when there was this huge article about a bakery in Chicago that posted a sign to supervise the children or they'd be sold into slavery or something after a kid broke the glass on a $4000 refrigerated case. Apparently many yuppie moms were aghast and took their bakery business elsewhere.

Anyway, mom and dad said they basically set "expectations" of how I'd "better" behave and that I never really challenged them that much. Dad said that rules for his behavior out in public in the 50's were WAY were strict--he is of the mindset that parents are often too lenient these days and there needs to be a happy medium. I see plenty of kids behaving just fine, but the ones that don't well, they stand out like mad.
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 1:41 am
 
i really can't stand it when people fix their kids separate meals from what they eat because the little fuckers won't eat regular food

Experts call this, "child raising a parent."

I was once watching my boss's (at the time) kid. I asked him what he wanted for dinner. He said "pizza". So I drove to the store, spent like $35 on supplies and made this kick-ass homemade pizza wit' all the fresh fixin's. As it's comin' out o' the oven he says, "I changed my mind. I want hamburgers" or some shit. This after sittin' there for half an hour watchin' me make it!
Little fucker! So I calmy told him, "This is what you asked for, so you'll eat this or nothing at all." He ate with a scowl. Then he went home and told his mom that I wouldn't let him eat and that I beat him too!
I couldn't fucking believe this! Luckily, his dad took my side saying, "yeah, he lies sometimes to get his way."

Apparently many yuppie moms were aghast and took their bakery business elsewhere.

This is a sign of the worst problem. Kids aren't just fucking precious, cuddly jewels! They're future adults. They need to be raised, not just protected. I can't imagine what a worthless pussy I would be if I'd never been hurt, scolded or made to take responsibility.
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 1:49 am
 
It is a huge deal around here in some of the restaurants. The restaurants are really unhinged by the kids running around unsupervised, almost knocking down servers and causing disasters and running behind the bars and into the kitchens etc etc. Then managers literally hand-wring trying to determine if they should set some expectation for parents to keep an eye on their kids because of the few restaurants that have said something via a little note somewhere or a blurb on their menu and the media onslaught that occurs in the papers and blogs as a result. Parents will actually try to enact BOYCOTTS! It is so silly because it is all about trying to keep their kids and everyone else safe.
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 2:13 am | Edited by: red eyed willie
 
Parents will actually try to enact BOYCOTTS!

These are the parents whom we should walk to the guillotine if we ever want to restore a civil society. Take their kids and make them into grown-ups.
Whoah, this thread about those excited kids is suddenly so dramatic, idnit?
Sorry.
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 2:18 am
 
You know what ego-centric shit from the '80's that used to chap me to no end? Those ubiquitous "BABY ON BOARD" signs. "Well since there's a baby on board I guess I won't crash into that car after all."
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 2:46 am
 
Ha!
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 2:56 am
 
Yeah, I get a bit worked up but I love the kiddies. I have been around some lately and they really can be so fun. Tiring, but fun. The badly-behaving ones though with the caretakers or parents who act oblivious to it? Not so fun.
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 2:57 am
 
I was poorly behaved... and my parents weren't so oblivious to it...
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