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Posted: Oct 5, 2006 10:44 pm
Do any of the Goners you know know you are the Troll? They must, right? You once said that nobody would ever know who you are.
Posted: Oct 5, 2006 10:46 pm
Look behind you! NOW!
Posted: Oct 5, 2006 10:46 pm
Posted: Oct 5, 2006 10:46 pm
They've never asked, so, that's cool I guess. They'd just be disappointed.
Posted: Oct 5, 2006 10:46 pm
Oh, I was going to sneak up behind you.
Posted: Oct 5, 2006 11:38 pm
I've asked a few suspects and they've denied it.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 5:20 am
Troll Book orders were cool when i was in kindergarten.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 5:57 am
i'm more interested in who donkey is. i petted a donkey today at the zoo. pretty nifty, although he didn't bray and show me interesting links. the goner board donkey > the donkey in the zoo.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 6:05 am

Posted: Oct 6, 2006 6:15 am
Nilbog - heh - that movie is the best worst movie ever.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 6:17 am
and why is it goblin backwards?...shouldn't the town be called 'Llort' or something - never got that.

whatever Leprechaun in Space is better...
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 6:59 am
Just don't play your theremin backwards!
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 9:40 am
why? will it sound like a prah? or maybe a nilodnam? or maybe a eleleku?
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 10:58 am
maybe a lurker, shitbrains, but no oversized goonie
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 2:17 pm
i'm more interested in who donkey is.

I think I know, but I won't tell.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:28 pm
I know who donkey is and I'll post the answer at noon on the dot.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:29 pm
I know who donkey is

liar liar pants on fire
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:34 pm
tune in at noon, slim.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:43 pm
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:44 pm
Leprechaun in Space....

....can't possibly be as good as leprechaun in the hood.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:49 pm
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:50 pm
and why is it goblin backwards?...shouldn't the town be called 'Llort' or something - never got that.

You obviously weren't paying close enough attention.. the best thing about Troll II is that they don't say the word "Troll" AT ALL, throughout the ENTIRE MOVIE! All the trolls are called goblins.

also, that witch lady in that movie really creeps me out.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:53 pm
also, I grew up in a town called Lorton, and I finally realize why there were no trols there.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:55 pm
Neither as good as Donkey and Leprechaun in the 'Burbs!

Posted: Oct 6, 2006 3:56 pm
'sup with the hat, mang?
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 4:29 pm
The best scene in Troll 2 is when the kid pisses on the food and his dad is about to take off his belt and the kid says

"Daddy, are you going to hit me?"
and the dad says
"No, i'm loosening my belt to control hunger pains"

Worst acting, worst everything, if you notice theres only 2 "goblin" costumes, and they're all just reused by a different midget in a potato sack.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 4:37 pm
The mom in that movie looks and acts like a total pillhead. It's great. And let's not forget Grandpa Seth.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 6:35 pm
Grandpa Seth is my straight up.

And who can forget the sisters boyfriend and his friends.

I remember once when i was watching this as a kid and the scene where the witch becomes "hot" and goes into the trailer was on. And my mom walked in and she thought i was watching softcore porn.
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 6:49 pm
I know who donkey is and I'll post the answer at noon on the dot.

What happened big shot?
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 6:51 pm
Made you look!
Posted: Oct 6, 2006 6:51 pm
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