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Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:07 pm
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:14 pm
That's a good one. I still get a huge kick out of Bruce McCullouch's exclamation of "OUTDOORSY!" in the "I love my car" sketch, even after seeing it a million times.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:15 pm
"Get outta the way you fucking peasant. You fucking piece of shit."
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:45 pm
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:53 pm
I always liked this one:
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:54 pm
I think this is mine:

Or this one:

"I can't even cum unless I'm hit by a bus."
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:54 pm
the comments on the buddy holly clip are great...

"This is so wrong, it is just not possible. I can't fucking believe it."

and from rockabillycat1954...
"that's the most retarded thing i've seen in awhile. i mean come on, a monkey?! "
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:55 pm

OK, I gotta stop.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 9:45 pm
Yeah, Manny Coon is a classic. "I didn't have any fresh fruit until I was 18, and it was a lime."
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 9:55 pm
Somebody actually wrote this:

The plane looks to be the correct one, but the number on the plane is wrong. And yes, where's the snow?
Too bad for Roger Peterson, having a monkey fly the plane?
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 10:00 pm
And nobody commented on the Three Stooges/ Our Gang stuff I posted? You people got your priorities fucked up.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 10:30 pm
Fuck the Three Stooges, grandpa!
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 10:34 pm
I'd way rather watch "Kids in the Hall" than either of those two shows.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 10:34 pm
You're like school at 5 AM. Nooooo claaaaasssss....
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 10:38 pm
I know. But that Manny Coon sketch is too great!
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 10:53 pm
I'm still laughing
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:07 pm
After the sausages one, I like this one a ton. http://youtube.com/watch?v=HEByH9Y-G1g

The one of Kevin being inappropriate at a party is great too, but I can't find it. "How was I supposed to know he was a hostage?!"
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:09 pm
Yeah, those goons posts underneath are fucking ridiculous.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:14 pm
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:16 pm
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:18 pm

Never ever put salt in your eyes.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:20 pm
And I just remembered this one:
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 12:04 am
God, does anybody remember when this first aired on HBO? I was like 12...quite a mind blower. I think the first sketch in the first episode was the one where the vanilla/straight couple come over to visit their neighbors, and the neighbors want them to have an orgy or some such. Great show.
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 12:20 am | Edited by: mikesniper
Fuck, Eric, I remember that one. One of the best. Again, again!
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 12:25 am
This is a great one from the 1st episode.

Posted: Sep 28, 2006 12:28 am
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 6:27 am
I've been trying to find the Kevin McDonald hostage/foot in mouth one as well.

If anyone stubles across it, could they post a link?
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 7:17 am
"They get so much done in a day." HAH!

And the first "Beard" outburst had me in tears. A-ha-hah-ha.
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 3:19 pm
WHO'S TO BLAME?!?!?!??! http://youtube.com/watch?v=2G0dvxuO_VA

I couldn't find the Cincinnati kid, damnit
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 4:23 pm
wheres the Flying Pig skit..??
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 7:58 pm
"I'm sick of the swiss!"
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 8:08 pm
i thought everyone knew that this one was the greatest:

Posted: Sep 28, 2006 8:25 pm
Fugg that.... my favs:

Tammy wont spread for roses. And I wish I could find the one where she meets the Queen and starts sucking a pickle.

Bobby meets the Devil. Wish I could find the one where he's singing "fire fire fire... fire on my brain".
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 8:29 pm
Bruce: Mom, Dad- I'm taking up my pen.

[Cut to the front page of a newspaper. The headline: "YOUTH - ANGERED BY WORLD WRITES FIRST POEM!!"]

[Cut back to Bobby, sitting at his desk.]

Bruce: Fire. Fire, fire, fire, fire on my brain. Fire!


[Cut to Bobby, standing in his room, holding a guitar and singing as he plays.]

Bruce: 1, 2, 1 2 3 4- Fire fire fire, fire on my brain.


[Cut to Bobby, entering his bedroom holding hands with a girl.]

Bruce: This is my girlfriend, Laura. She loves me.

[Newspaper headline: "LOVE! BAD POET FINDS GIRL!"] [Cut to Bobby, as he puts a tape in his stereo and presses "play". He kisses Laura as the tape plays:]

Bruce: Ow! Fire, fire, fire, fire on my brain,
Fire, fire, fire- you're my water.
Fire, fire, fire, fire on my brain,
Fire, fire, fire- girl I'm thirsty for you.
Fire, fire, fire, fire on my brain,
Fire, fire, fire....
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 8:32 pm
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 9:51 pm
This has always been one of my favs. did someone post this one already?

i heard King Louie is covering it.
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 9:58 pm
Bruce's best songs if for no reason other than the "DIE!" part.
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 10:09 pm
I couldn't find the "Surf Cops" sketch.

"Hang Ten -- you're booked!"
Posted: Sep 29, 2006 12:17 am
"I'm sick of the swiss!"

"Put them all in fondue pot- bet they'd sure complain alot!"
Posted: Sep 29, 2006 3:18 pm
Anyone gotta link for "Camomile tea, you prick"?????
Posted: Sep 29, 2006 3:40 pm
Posted: Sep 29, 2006 3:52 pm
Ok I changed my mind: SALTY HAM is where it's at.
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