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Posted: Sep 27, 2006 3:28 pm
 
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 3:55 pm
 
I heard asshole Colin Cowherd screaming/whining about "if you are 'depressed', GO TO A HOSPITAL!!!!" on ESPN Radio when I got in the car. I suppose this is what he was referring to. Now I am not a TO fan, but it is not that simple, Colin Cowherd. Sports Radio should be an interesting listen today.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 4:03 pm
 
wow. what a fuckin fag. jerry jones is a douchebag. parcells must be senile. i miss the old nfl when men were men. to is pretty amusin though. the tour de to this summer was a hoot.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 4:04 pm
 
holy shit!!!
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 4:07 pm
 
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 4:08 pm
 
Oh no, I make millions upon millions of dollars a year....life is....just....so..hard.

Living in this mansion and enduring the adoration of countless fans is just....too...much

Must...end...it..all..........ohhhhhhhhhh
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 4:24 pm
 
im a cowboys fan, gonna see em annihlate the titans this weekend, but i had to kinda laugh when i heard this this a.m. not in a ha-ha sorta way, but just like.....what next.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 4:28 pm
 
ULTIMATE END ZONE THEATRICS!

score, pull a revolver out of your sock, and blow your brains out.

go T.O.!
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 4:33 pm
 
good one.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 5:15 pm
 
I just heard that on the radio what was that all about?
Between this and Anna Nicoles Lawyer being her babies daddy, the Bush administration must really be up to no good. If this what goes for news.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 5:25 pm
 
I heard Courtney did it, though. That's just what I've heard.
hookorcrook
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 5:39 pm
 
he sad
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 5:40 pm
 
It is not a crime in Texas for a person to attempt suicide.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 5:45 pm
 
Five pain pills (I'm assuming hydrocodone) is barely enough to catch a buzz, much less commit suicide.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 5:48 pm
 
Five pain pills (I'm assuming hydrocodone) is barely enough to catch a buzz, much less commit suicide.

I smell a rat too. Blacks people don't kill themselves. That's mostly an Asian/White thang...
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 5:54 pm
 
It's true. Black people don't kill themselves. They also don't take psychedelics.

However, maybe this is one of them Uncle Tom house negros. I know some black dudes who are whiter than me.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 6:10 pm
 
i believe it was 35 pain pills.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 6:11 pm
 
i believe it was 35 pain pills.


Either way. Nothing a couple of slices of burnt toast can't fix...
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 6:11 pm
 
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 6:17 pm
 
The actions of the hospital show that this was a problem with ingestion (too many pills), not an allergic reaction. Either he took too many for recreational purposes or he did in fact try to off himself.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 6:39 pm
 
i believe it was 35 pain pills.

You can believe what you like but the news reports clearly state that he only took five pills.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 6:42 pm
 
So where are the rest? If a black man don't need them, I know a number of white women who do.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 6:49 pm
 
he got a script fer 40. he took 5 prior to last night. then he took the rest last night (supposedly. now they're all gonna backtrack an say it was a misunderstandin. i think he's been deactivetd for the rest of the year though unless i heard it wrong on the radio.). his girlfriend was the one monitorin his usage an who called the paramedics.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 6:53 pm
 
Yer right.

Eitherway though, that's not killing yerself. That's just catchin' a lil' buzz.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 7:01 pm
 
Black people dont eat pain pills? I know they drink the shit out of tussionex."sippi' on my sizurip"
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 7:03 pm
 
The suicide rate for whities in his age range is only slightly higher than that of darkies. The police report said 38 pills were taken, and I've only seen the 5 thing from his press agent and "friends." I believe this is a medication he'd taken before, so the allergic thing doesn't really hold water. I don't really care either way, but it definitely looks (from 3rd party sources) like he took an excess so far.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:25 pm
 
gawd, i hope this doesnt fuck up the line on the boys/tits game sunday
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:27 pm
 
I smell a rat too. Blacks people don't kill themselves. That's mostly an Asian/White thang...

That's sort of only half true. Suicide rates for blacks were not well reported until just recently...usually if something looked fishy or might have been a suicide in the years gone by, nobody would bother to look any further into it if it was a black. Suicide rates have magically gone up since the days of civil rights. Still, whites do it more often, this is true.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:33 pm
 
I distinctly remember reading in some reputable news source like Newsweek or something in the last two years an article about suicide rates and it broke it down by race and I remember there being a significant lower number of blacks that commit suicide. The article talked about how the differences in culture is significant in the numbers.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:34 pm
 
Gotta say, 35 Vicodin are gonna do some damage. I don't care how much of a crazy asshole you are.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 8:37 pm | Edited by: le chev
 
I was just kidding around. But yeah, whities pull the plug on themselves more often than blacks. Suicides by white males really start taking off comparatively once they start hitting their mid 60's/early 70's. According to the power point I have in my psych class, ~25 per 100,000 white males commit suicide for the 25-34 age group. ~20 per 100,000 black males commit suicide in that same age group...
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 9:01 pm
 
That's about what I saw - 24 vs. 20.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 9:49 pm
 
"Among the highest rates (when categorized by gender and race) were white men age 85 and older: 59 deaths per 100,000 persons, more than five times the national U.S. rate of 10.6 per 100,000."

Crazing.
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 10:10 pm
 
Why didn't he just send a postcard to PostSecret?
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:16 pm
 
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:46 pm
 
i\'m a huge cowboys fan and this really pisses me off. t.o. is a faggot.

i
miss the old nfl when men were men

jackpenetrater
Posted: Sep 27, 2006 11:47 pm
 
dallascowboys.com.....see the press conference.
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 6:53 am
 
can't really blame him for tryin'...the thought of having to play against the almighty SAINTS in december must have been too much to bear!
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 6:58 am
 
hee haw!
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 2:18 pm
 
Steelers wouldn't do this shit. They'd eat a sandwich and call you a lil' bitch, then you'd kill yourself for crying in front of the toughest O and D lines.
Posted: Sep 28, 2006 8:49 pm
 
Steelers wouldn't do this shit

Thats why he plays for the Cowboys....mooooooooo!
Posted: Sep 29, 2006 2:21 pm
 
score, pull a revolver out of your sock, and blow your brains out.

taunting...15 yards
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