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Posted: Sep 22, 2006 3:37 pm | Edited by: bvalentine
 
I'd really like a romp with the chick on the cover of Swinging Mademoiselles. The girl on the esurance commercial is pretty hot too.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 3:43 pm
 
I'd fuck Jessica Rabbit. I'd like to fuck the actual French woman on the cover of Swinging Mademoiselles Vol. II....
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 3:44 pm
 
BV, did I send you that? The label I work for put that out.

Goner just ordered five more copies so don't nobody be askin me for free ones!
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 3:48 pm
 
BV, did I send you that?

no.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 3:48 pm
 
Then go fuck yourself!
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 3:58 pm
 
fuck yourself!

No. YOU fuck YERSELF!!!! bitch.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 4:00 pm
 
TWO THUMBS UP!
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 4:09 pm
 
Dagwoods wife Blondie sure does it for me. If only life were like that Aha video, I'd go in and steal her ass.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 4:35 pm
 
The beatnik chick in those 90's Kraft Cappio Iced Coffee Drink commercial.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:13 pm
 
Aeon Flux
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:19 pm
 
the UTZ girl
Morton Salt chick
Selma Bouvier(sp?)
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:26 pm
 
I'd like to fuck the actual French woman on the cover of Swinging Mademoiselles Vol. II....

She's only fuck you if you were French and an excellent French kisser
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:28 pm
 
She's only fuck you if you were French and an excellent French kisser


I'd probably have to have more going on than that. Back to the subject. I'd fuck Alice the Goon on a bet...
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:30 pm
 
Speed Racer
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:34 pm
 
uhh, the little mermaid!
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:37 pm
 
and Janice from the muppets.
\and I'd do it wearing the Geico gecko for a condom.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:37 pm
 
Kimba the White Lion
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:38 pm
 
And the Count from Sesame Street for sure. He'd count up to a million and then be done with foreplay
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:40 pm
 
That "skunk" that Pepe Le Pew can't never score with.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:40 pm
 
Or Bugs Bunny in girl clothes.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 5:42 pm
 
I'd probably have to have more going on than that.

Are you saying you're not up for an imaginary international tryst?
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 7:53 pm
 
Betty Boop after she was a dog. Otherwise, I'd screwing the pooch.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 10:40 pm
 
LADY COOZETTE FROM CHECKERED DEMON.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 11:04 pm
 
Sweet Polly Purebread from Underdog. I'd have her howling like a dog....
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 11:20 pm
 
judy jetson, or pebbles all grown up
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 11:21 pm
 
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 11:44 pm
 
Donkey, how artsy & abstract of you.

Oh and I'll take Plungerman for 20.
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 11:47 pm
 
Or maybe some the creepy characters from Heavy Metal
Posted: Sep 22, 2006 11:53 pm
 
I'll take the chick from the Rumple Mintz ads.
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 12:58 am
 
she-ra, she has the power of grayskull.
http://evolution.nerim.net/cartoonz/she-ra.jpg

snow white
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 1:27 am
 
The black bitch from Drawn Together on Comedy Central, I bet she is a pound-fucker!! OOOOOOOH WHEEEEEEE! OOOOOH LAWD!
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 1:47 am
 
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 8:15 am
 
I used to think Daria was pretty fly...from the old MTV show.
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 9:29 am
 
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 9:31 am
 
Girl on the Miller High Life bottle.
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 10:08 am
 
Girl on the Miller High Life bottle.


i thought about that being my halloween costume this year.

i never knew that there was a dali/disney collaboration. that's incredible for dali to have a cartoon. the paintings themselves have always been pretty twisted, but animated makes it 10 thousand times better by a longshot.

i loved daria. she was me in high school. :)

i don't know about cartoon characters i'd like to fuck, but about ones i think i already have, i am pretty sure i've been with a mix of rolph from the muppets and butthead. *rolls eyes* not one of my better moments.
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 2:58 pm
 
daria cha cha cha!
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 3:37 pm
 
like to fuck

slut.
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 5:46 pm
 
What about the threed chicks who used to hang out with Captain Caveman? If they hang out with that guy, they've gotta be wild!
Posted: Sep 23, 2006 6:19 pm
 
Cartoons are not fucking hot, dweebs, it's a drawing. Nice how this thread, predictably, brought back the troll.
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 3:05 am
 
are not fucking hot, dweebs, it's a drawing

check out albero vargas drawings and watercolors:

http://tinyurl.com/lo226

he worked for esquire in the 40s and eventually playboy.
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 3:33 am
 
Cartoons are not fucking hot

Neither are school buses, but I always had an erection after I got dropped off...
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 3:38 am
 
Alberto rules!
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 3:57 am
 
miss linda likes Brian from Family Guy.
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 9:03 pm
 
I know the Vargas girls, but they aren't cartoon characters. They're pin-ups. I was just reacting before to the whole recent phenomenon of people voting on "who's the hottest piece of ass in a video game"; that sort of thing.
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 9:06 pm
 
"who's the hottest piece of ass in a video game"


The flying ostriches in "Joust," duh!
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 9:44 pm
 
I'd really like a romp with the chick on the cover of Swinging Mademoiselles. The girl on the esurance commercial is pretty hot too.


hey douchefuck, get a life. this thread you started is gay.
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