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Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:27 pm
 
some of these boys around here don't seem to think women can speak to "what women want"

i say a little romance goes a long way and isn't (necessarily) creepy when you are just getting to know somebody.

what say you, ladies?
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:30 pm
 
Get back in the kitchen.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:34 pm
 
Like Julia Pastrana!
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:37 pm
 
I'm an amish dyke.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:40 pm
 
this isn't going as well as i had hoped it would
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:41 pm
 
i dont know who that is but i just realized if jack stands were a lady, he would be the bearded lady.

That's what I said, Fred!
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:41 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WINDY!!!
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:41 pm
 
ponies
they all want ponies

and to be loved by daddy
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:41 pm
 
this isn't going as well as i had hoped it would

Welcome to the Goner Board, now go home.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:43 pm
 
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WINDY!!!

Yeah, pack that cooler!!!
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:44 pm | Edited by: Windy
 
Welcome to the Goner Board, now go home.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! you couldn't hear that i was laguhing when i typed that.

Yeah, pack that cooler!!!
working on it
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:44 pm
 
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!!!

But I would like a turkey sandwhich, since your in there...
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:45 pm
 
you're a turkey sandwich
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:46 pm
 
you're a turkey sandwich

ha!

Windy - you're a pick!
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:47 pm
 
and they all want the homecoming king to dance with them at prom....if they say they don't they're lying

and the white picket fence

and they'd like it if you picked your own underwear off the floor and put it in the hamper

and quit calling their mom a "skank ho"
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:51 pm
 
and they all want the homecoming king to dance with them at prom....if they say they don't they're lying


i think our homecoming king was gay..........
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:53 pm
 
homecoming king
queen
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:55 pm
 
"NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER!!!

But I would like a turkey sandwhich, since your in there..."

you keep turkey sandwiches in the corner?
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 6:57 pm
 
To be showered with gifts of gold. A golden shower, if you will...
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:32 pm
 
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:34 pm
 
wait... what the fuck am I doing on this page? I fucking hate women and couldnt care less what the fuck the want.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:38 pm
 
wait... what the fuck am I doing on this page? I fucking hate women and couldnt care less what the fuck the want.

There's a sure fire way to win them over! Seriously, I hear a big box of music, filled with a little something special can go a long way. But what do I know?
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:38 pm
 
Next they'll be wanting to vote or some such nonsense....Jeesh!
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:39 pm
 
a little something special


I don't know why I think this means "booger".
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:40 pm
 
I don't know why I think this means "booger".

It means "office supplies". Trust me.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:42 pm
 
I thought it meant 'grab my ass please' ???!!! whoda thunk?!
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:44 pm
 
'grab my ass please' ?

i don't think grab my ass can be mailed
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:45 pm
 
i don't think grab my ass can be mailed

No, but office supplies can be...right?
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 7:46 pm
 
and they all want the homecoming king to dance with them at prom....if they say they don't they're lying

no. cuz i don't like that type of preppy guy at all. even when i was in high school, i was more into the skater guys and rock n rollers. never got into the clean cut type ever. i think mostly because they made fun of me and i thought they were going to end up with 2.5 kids and a minivan. ugh. suburbanite nightmare.

and the white picket fence

what's really funny is that i have had guys actually think that's what i want, or they say that is what i deserve. and i don't want that. i'm a non-traditional type of gal. i'm 28 and unmarried and don't intend on getting married until after i have my doctorate, which is about another 8 years from now. i'd like to have a house, yes. but that's a while from now. but then again, it wouldn't necessarily have to be a house. a cute apartment is fine. whatever.


and they'd like it if you picked your own underwear off the floor and put it in the hamper

now this would be fantastic. cuz if you ain't my daddy, i sure ain't yer momma.

and quit calling their mom a "skank ho"

i don't care what you call my mom as long as it's not to her face.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:00 pm
 
See? It's rules like those mentioned above that keeps 'ol DTRAIN married to the ladies of the NIGHT! Wham bam thank ya mam now beat it! Ok...maybe not really... or ..maybe?....hmmm...
jackpenetrater
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:13 pm
 
....Rod Stewart's Hair..& Keith Richard's .."Stagger"???...(Seems like I heard that somewhere??).
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:15 pm | Edited by: Windy
 
Rod Stewart's Hair..& Keith Richard's .."Stagger"???...(Seems like I heard that somewhere??).

ha! i was listening to that last night
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:21 pm
 
the way to a womans heart is thru surgery.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:22 pm
 
Rod Stewart's Hair..& Keith Richard's .."Stagger"???...(Seems like I heard that somewhere??).

ha! i was listening to that last night


And NOW you know. . .the rest of the story.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:23 pm
 
i've got what girls want right here.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:23 pm
 
And NOW you know. . .the rest of the story.

Actually, I don't think many people do...
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:35 pm
 
i've got what girls want right here

Hold on baby, my little blue pill's gotta kick in.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:37 pm
 
~~~~~~~~ZING!~~~~~~~~
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:41 pm
 
pffttt. that's about the last thing i need. maybe the reverse.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:43 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
Men experiencing erections for periods of four hours or longer should contact their doctor immediately..."
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:50 pm
 
Poor Neddy, they're gonna take his pills away.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 8:56 pm
 
how about 40 years or longer???
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 9:08 pm
 
It's always been my understanding that girls just wanna have fun.
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 9:13 pm
 
thats called a strap-on
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 9:20 pm
 
Thats called a new vacum cleaner bag at Christmas!

HAWW!
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 6:25 am
 
" stop makin me sloppy eggs woman, or im gonna cut your throat" -Jessup, Dancing Outlaw.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 7:14 am
 
Well, it seems unanimous. It looks like nobody really gives a shit about what a woman wants.

Should we?
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 7:17 am
 
Has a woman ever given a shit about you want?
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 8:37 am | Edited by: elle
 
It looks like nobody really gives a shit about what a woman wants.
Has a woman ever given a shit about you want?

we're not all bitches and y'all aren't all assholes.
some of us are bitches and some of y'all are assholes.

end of discussion.

*yawn*
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 9:23 am
 
I think that women only want one thing... EVERYTHING!

I've found that if a guy has a good joke or two, shows a little confidence, puts on a decent pair of shoes, a watch, & brushes his teeth, women definately will pay attention. Beyond that, I know a few women who will only date guys in bands. I knew another couple where I believe that all he wanted was a girl who wouldn't say "No" & all she wanted was a guy who was thinner than she was.

One thing I definately noticed is sitting with a woman in a restaurant. If I eat by myself, no one pays attention. If I am in a restaurant with a woman, I noticed that I get scoped out by every woman that walks by.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 9:40 am
 
i was more into the skater guys and rock n rollers. never got into the clean cut type ever

Yeah but I bet you still fall for types. Example: if guy A.) is wearing a Ramones t-shirt and has long shaggy hair, but looks like some kinda atheletic gay male model is standing next to guy B.) who is wearing a Dead Boys t-shirt, but weighs 300 lbs and is butt ass ugly, which of these are you gonna flock to?

That's a fashion cop out not a "type" cop out, to me.

Same with ugly/fat preppy dudes who walk around in pimp clothes and cologne but never seem to get laid. How you dress ain't shit. HOLLA.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 9:42 am
 
ps- I'm not knocking you personally, I'm just pointing out something all rocknroll chicks say, but which has a catch. Non-traditional, maybe, but it always seems to be the alpha male fuckers who rule the rock clubs. Just pointing out factz.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 4:12 pm
 
Material Issue!
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 5:20 pm
 
Yeah but I bet you still fall for types. Example: if guy A.) is wearing a Ramones t-shirt and has long shaggy hair, but looks like some kinda atheletic gay male model is standing next to guy B.) who is wearing a Dead Boys t-shirt, but weighs 300 lbs and is butt ass ugly, which of these are you gonna flock to?

honestly, neither one as far as being attracted to them on a physical level. but i'm more likely to approach someone wearing a dead boys shirt to *talk* because at least i know he likes better music and doesn't look like a fag. hahah.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 5:29 pm
 
my criteria:
good hygiene
supports himself (does not live w/ mom and/or dad; doesn't mooch off chicks)
no heroin

dead boys t-shirt will definitely catch attention and won't get you an automatic brush off

but i guess even my simple criteria are really hard to meet
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 10:45 pm
 
I seem to remember hearing you mention some other criteria one time.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 10:47 pm
 
no heroin

Theresa, I know everybody has standards, but...c'mon! Does he have to be a millionaire, too? Jesus you ladies are hard to please.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 10:49 pm
 
theresa has one other criterea: must be blind. or else he wouldn't have anything to do w/ her nasty ass.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:23 am
 
no heroin

perfectly reasonable, but it's code for any amount of excessive behavior. It mean, don't get drunk and be an asshole, don't smoke pot and get really stupid, and don't get dumb and try to sleep with my friends......all at the same time.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:31 am
 
yeah brad so how long til yer wife throws yer ass out an starts gettin down w/ the douchemeister???
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:35 am
 
don't get dumb and try to sleep with my friends

complain, complain, complain....
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:39 am | Edited by: dirk diggler
 
nickslame must be a real pussy.

an i think i'm gonna be sick...
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:45 am
 
I seem to remember hearing you mention some other criteria one time.

no tattoos either.
its the needle thing and the narcissism thing
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:46 am
 
apparantly girls want to bang their husband's retarded, mulleted friends while their husbands get down w/ diseased trailer trash in the next room.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:53 am
 
its the needle thing and the narcissism thing

My wife and I are about to get tattoos. I won a gift certificate the other day and we always talked about it. I'm probably gonna get one of a winged dragon with a battle axe. Or Stevie Nicks.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 3:59 am
 
I've known plenty of girls who will go out and support guys who a) don't have a job and live with mom and b)don't want to get a job, live with mom and cheat on them constantly.

Girls don't know what they want.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 4:00 am
 
i have a feelin in theresa's case what girls want are other girls.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 5:48 am
 
dick kastobs!!!
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 5:50 am
 
its a sausage
a big white sausage
now do the BELUGA
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 6:58 pm
 
I'm probably gonna get one of a winged dragon with a battle axe. Or Stevie Nicks.


nothing say's hot and mysterious like a rose wrapped with barbed wire. got one on my ankle...
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 9:03 pm
 
Women just want to be treated with equality................till it's time to lower the lifeboats.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 10:05 pm
 
no tattoos either.
its the needle thing and the narcissism thing


This seems weird to me.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 10:34 pm
 
This seems weird to me.

a chacun a son gout, non?
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 10:40 pm
 
Oui, oui, I suppose.
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 10:58 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
a chacun a son gout,
"A son got gout in Cancun"?
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 10:59 pm
 
"A son got gout in Cancun"?

you really gotta watch it with the burritos, you know?
Posted: Sep 16, 2006 11:00 pm
 
burritos

You and your fancy foreign words...
Posted: Sep 17, 2006 10:11 pm
 
Romance works for a certain kind of girl. The right kind. In my experience though, being romantic is usually mistaken for bullshit with todays jaded females, no matter how sincere. Much like kindness is mistaken for weakness.
Posted: Sep 18, 2006 9:53 pm
 
Nothin' says lovin' like a bun in the oven.
Posted: Sep 18, 2006 10:52 pm | Edited by: Hadda Bad Day
 
I said it on that other thread:

a bit of assertiveness and an agressive sexual attitude never hurt anyone.

and yeah, a cute haircut, pants that fit and a decent pairs of shoes will surely help.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:08 pm
 
decent pairs of shoes

examples please.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:15 pm
 
decent pairs of shoes

examples please.


She's talking about those slip on loafers with the fringe in the front. Actually any slip on shoes are great for pickin up the ladies. Why do you think they all wear zip up boots or slip on shoes? Go get em Chief!
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:16 pm
 
I thought she meant Kangaroos.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:19 pm
 
slip on loafers with the fringe in the front

Like these?
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:21 pm
 
I had these on when I met Hadda, and she said they really suited me-

http://www.pennangalan.co.uk/boots/catimg/FW135.jpg
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:24 pm
 
I think I'm going to wear these to gonerfest.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:32 pm
 
I'm gettin' some! WOW!
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:33 pm
 
I think I'm going to wear these to gonerfest.

Those rule! Although, I'm not sure the ladies would agree. Stick with the slip ons. And yeah, I forgot about the tassle in the middle. REEEOW!
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:40 pm
 
Now back to the original topic. I think we'll all agree that women just want a target for their lactating nipples.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:48 pm
 
I honestly thought this thread was about Material Issue. I thought "That's weird..."

It would've been.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:53 pm
 
I honestly thought this thread was about Material Issue

I think that was a subtle undertone. I know for a fact that Windy likes Material Issue - a lot.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 4:59 pm
 
I honestly thought this thread was about Material Issue

In that case, Jim Ellison must have thougtht chicks dig suicide.
He should have thought that one out a little more.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 5:58 pm
 
Windy likes Material Issue

yeah and she wants her brother to give back her international pop overthrow cd that he stole
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 6:02 pm
 
Valery loves me! Not Valery from Atlanta though.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:13 pm
 
Well, I gotta be the bad guy and state the obvious:

Girls want their hair pulled and their asses slapped.

I always seem to bite "too hard." Sorry. Sorta.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:18 pm
 
Girls want their hair pulled and their asses slapped.

I always seem to bite "too hard." Sorry. Sorta


it's all about variety - why does that make you the bad guy?
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:24 pm
 
Cause the bad guy tells the troof. The good guy dances around it, like a witch around the maypole.
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:25 pm
 
i didn't steal nuthin
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 9:27 pm
 
i didn't steal nuthin

bull honkey
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 10:43 pm
 
decent pairs of shoes

examples please.

Chucks, black oxfords, real motorcycle boots, shoes, normal shoes, not weird prom style dress shoes. Just decent looking footwear.

Oh yeah, unless you're a ranchhand or in Texas:
NO COWBOY BOOTS
EVER
Posted: Sep 20, 2006 11:03 pm
 
Cause the bad guy tells the troof. The good guy dances around it, like a witch around the maypole.

You know, Heir Ick, I like your M.O.
You've been right before about romance...you got the right ideas.
Posted: Sep 21, 2006 12:57 am
 
Don't make me growl at you.
Posted: Sep 21, 2006 2:09 am
 
Oh, I won't make you.
Posted: Sep 21, 2006 3:22 am
 
a bit of assertiveness and an agressive sexual attitude never hurt anyone.

and yeah, a cute haircut, pants that fit and a decent pairs of shoes will surely help



I thought this was what girls want, not what gays want
Posted: Sep 21, 2006 4:28 pm
 
Ok, you caught me, I'm really a gay man...
Posted: Sep 21, 2006 4:43 pm
 
Ok, you caught me, I'm really a gay man...

You're in the right place then.
Posted: Sep 21, 2006 4:51 pm
 
It's true!
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 9:21 pm
 
Why the fuck is it that, here at Goner, any thread that begins with "girl" always ends with "gay."
It seems like there's something some of you need to come out about.
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 9:28 pm
 
What do girls want? How the fuck should I know?

But I'll tell you one thing that they don't want... ME!!!
Posted: Sep 24, 2006 10:21 pm
 
state the obvious:

Girls want their hair pulled and their asses slapped.



yup. hahah. and that's not being the bad guy.

and decent pair of shoes, what hadda said, no cowboy boots. i wear cowboy boots on occasion and that's okay. (because i'm a hillbilly. harhar.) but on guys, no way.
Posted: Sep 25, 2006 12:08 am
 
they all want ponies

thats right
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