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Posted: Sep 14, 2006 10:31 pm
 
scott is fatter than bradx
Posted: Sep 14, 2006 10:52 pm
 
No dirt about me... i owe it all to clean livin'.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 1:44 am
 
I got dirt on ya bro...I won't say a word though.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 3:36 am
 
deadcityrebel likes large women to suck his toes.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 4:12 am
 
large women

ahem,
women of all sizes thank youverymuch...
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 4:16 am
 
Nah, I heard about the large women thing-y, too.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 4:17 am
 
Joe Pestilence is afraid of commitment. And bunnies. Absolutely terrified.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 4:17 am
 
I think Sherry may be tiring of the Goner board personalities as of late......except for a few special dozen or so.....
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 5:49 am
 
sherry wore flipflops to prom.

jack stands has webbed feet and can swim like nobody's business!

deadcityrebel's favorite drummer is the energizer bunny.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 6:42 am
 
jack stands has webbed feet and can swim like nobody's business!


Absolutely true.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 7:16 am
 
Arman likes to spit on the floor when we drink whiskey.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 8:29 am
 
grouchbutt is truly full of joy.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 1:53 pm
 
There will be plenty of gossip to discuss after this weekend.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 3:29 pm
 
April N and the Fatals all took part in an orgy sometime during the "infamous" tour.
No dirt about me... i owe it all to clean livin'.
Joe Pestilence is actually a "clean freak".
Hart, singer of the Hunches, has an aging disease. He's really only 13 years old.
Ron Cozumel and I are conjoined twins seperated at birth.
Jack Stands also posts as Polyester Hottie.
theeduchess was given up for adoption by the British Royal Family.
There will be plenty of gossip to discuss after this weekend
Why not start now?
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 3:31 pm | Edited by: m t millionaire
 
Why not start now?

I'm leaving for the Windy City soon...I'll be indisposed until Tuesday. Gossip away.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 3:35 pm
 
deadcityrebel loves fatchout.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 3:53 pm
 
you're a fatchout
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:05 pm
 
chicago kevin throws his linens away instead of washing them
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:13 pm
 
What gossip could there be, really, among such a fine, upstanding bunch of people as these?
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:17 pm
 
Who you callin "people?"
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:22 pm
 
fine, upstanding bunch
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:27 pm
 
chicago kevin throws his linens away instead of washing them

I heard the very same thing....weird!
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:29 pm
 
I heard Windy won't use regular toilet paper, only wet naps!

And that she doesn't know about the cameras in her bathroom!
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:32 pm
 
Heir Ick prefers to collect CDs to records.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:36 pm
 
i heard when bazooka joe met crazy jenna's dad st passgas crazy jenna's dad squeezed bj's hand so hard he was about to cry an that the guy was so psycho actin bj thought crazy jenna's dad was gonna kick his ass. prolly just a rumor...
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:40 pm
 
It's all true except I wasn't about to cry. I think she told him I was being mean to her and he did it to make me mad. He's lucky I didn't beat up his old ass. You too, you fuckin' oldies station.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:42 pm
 
pffft. you know i can kick yer ass. you don't have enough anger to fight. when are we jammin, fag???
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:45 pm
 
your band will never practice even once so please stop pretending.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:46 pm
 
And that she doesn't know about the cameras in her bathroom!

I heard Windy takes her camera INTO the bathroom and photographs murals.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:46 pm
 
I really wish you guys would video tape your first practice.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:47 pm
 
Please keep pretending! It's RAD!
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:48 pm
 
well yer probably right. we'll just stand around drinkin beer an smokin joints while we talk about what numbers we'll play at our gigs an on our records. practise is for losers.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:49 pm
 
practise is for losers.

oh, that's right I forgot.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:50 pm
 
You don't practice to rule, you're born ruling! I should know.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:51 pm
 
not practicing on purpose is one thing, forgetting to practice is an entirely different story
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:51 pm
 
i herad some gossip that cockhomos aren't really comin to nyc in november an that there won't really be a battle of the bands because they're afraid of bein humiliated by the wrong numbers nyc.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:56 pm
 
cockhomos


co co homos is funnier, sorry.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 9:57 pm
 
i herad some gossip that cockhomos aren't really comin to nyc in november

Dirk, c'mon when we talked on the phone last night I KNOW I told you that we are playing NY on Tuesday, November 7th... It was right after the part where you were talking about your Hummle collection and how mad you were when you found out the girl in the pink skirt figurine had gone OOP.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:00 pm
 
a tuesday night in nyc, huh??? have a nice time. by yourself.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:02 pm
 
We're playing Montreal on Friday so it was our only choice.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:09 pm
 
It was right after the part where you were talking about your Hummle collection and how mad you were when you found out the girl in the pink skirt figurine had gone OOP.

Dirk's also got an antique hat box collection that dates back to the late 1800's.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:10 pm
 
Oh, I know all about that!...he's a yacker that Dirk, get a couple wine coolers in him and he won't let you hang up.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:12 pm
 
Ask him about when he worked as a baker and had to bake cakes and shit.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:15 pm
 
You mean the story about the time he showed up late because he'd had a show the night before and was all hung over and one of the mexican cooks secretly substituted his coke for sugar then he did a line and got a nose bleed and kicked the guys ass... Heard it.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:20 pm
 
He also loves little dogs rather than big ole mean ones. He's been bitten as a child and ever since carried a bit of fear around big dogs.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:21 pm
 
Is that how his lip got that way?
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:22 pm
 
a tuesday night in nyc, huh??? have a nice time. by yourself.


I'll come see you! Just don't play tooooooo late!

Where's your show?
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:23 pm
 
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:24 pm
 
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:29 pm
 
What's wrong with his lip? I didn't know he had a hair lip...Do tell.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:31 pm
 
Where's your show?

It's still in the works... but it's going to be a good show if'n rumors are true...
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:33 pm
 
I didn't know he had a hair lip

I'm only going off the picture on the cover of the Toe Rag sessions...
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:47 pm
 
heir lip.
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:53 pm
 
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:54 pm
 
Where's your show?

It's still in the works... but it's going to be a good show if'n rumors are true...


Cool. Well, let me know when you do!
Posted: Sep 19, 2006 10:55 pm
 
9. Harelip

I am the harelip give me one more kiss
We'll have a mardi gras on deserted streets
Fingers and ball sacks, rock me to muzak
My powers involve wine; keep the mirror stained

I was awake all through the surgery
The people dancing, laughing all for me
You've showed me up and
It will never heal
Will I forget then learn to smile someday?

Potbelly, sickbed, all scars and sweet bread
A lonely vacation, your own Disney parade
It's all that he has
Clamped up by walkmans
A midnight waiting room, hear the distant screams
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