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Goner Message Board / ???? / what celebrity will play YOU in "gonerboard- the movie"
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 4:54 pm
 
donald sutherland or walter brennan
sorry orlando bloom, better luck next time
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:03 pm
 
Eric Estrada!
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:06 pm
 
starring pauly shore as crucial dude
featuring kareem abdul jabbar as paddyBullocks
and jerry mathers as sandy vagina
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:08 pm
 
featuring kareem abdul jabbar

Don't eat the fish!
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:18 pm
 
Featuring Zac Braff as Eric Goner!
Derek Guyler as Guy Ho'!
Uhm, my brain hurts ...

What choices?!?!?!?! Here's a few:

Mandy Patinkin ("My name is BigKegShandy ...", etc)
Chas Chandler (oops, dead!)
Robert Mitchum (I fucking well wish)
Michael J Pollard (on stilts, with a sofa cushion tied round his middle)
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:30 pm
 
I'd be played by Sly Stallone
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:33 pm
 
Or his mother?
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:33 pm
 
Johnny Depp.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:36 pm
 
One of the Corys...Haim or Feldman. Feldman has aged better.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:44 pm
 
Burt Reynolds
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:50 pm
 
Dead City Rebel...before you choose for yourself, you know it's Bill Murray.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:53 pm | Edited by: Shaun A
 
The film takes place in the distant future, where an unknown catastrophy has laid waste to the earth's vinyl supply and vicious feral gangs fight to the death over scarce 7" singles. And everyone has to wear loincloths and ride motorbikes.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:54 pm
 
with hilarious consequences
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:55 pm | Edited by: BigKegShandy
 
Can I have a sidecar? Fit more vinyl in it ... and a machine gun?
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 5:57 pm
 
People just get drunk, ride motorbikes and fire guns. I really like films like that, there isnt enough.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 6:01 pm
 
Tom Cruise in Maverick character from Top Gun. But with a beard.

Strike that. I want to be one of the planes. But with a beard.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 6:17 pm
 
I would play myself....
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 6:29 pm
 
Harry Dean Stanton. With AIDS.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 6:53 pm
 
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:09 pm
 
Brando. No more, no less. Maybe DeNiro. Or Crispin Glover.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:13 pm
 
The film takes place in the distant future, where an unknown catastrophy has laid waste to the earth's vinyl supply and vicious feral gangs fight to the death over scarce 7" singles. And everyone has to wear loincloths and ride motorbikes.


MAD MAX: GONER, right?
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:17 pm
 
malcom jammal warner. aka. THEO HUXTIBLE.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:21 pm
 
Can I have a romance with a radioactive mutant babe?

It will be a lesson that love transcends all, atleast until the roving gang, Diggler's Demons, execute her for betraying them. Bastard.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:22 pm
 
Brando. Damn! Streetcar Brando, or Godfather Brando?
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:23 pm
 
Apocalypse Brando, duh.

Well, maybe Tango Brando.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:24 pm
 
donkey, you HAVE to be Francis, for sure.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:31 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
atleast until the roving gang, Diggler's Demons, execute her for betraying them. Bastard.

I'm going to have to make a note here for the technical director, screenwriters, and research:
The leader of the Demons never leaves the house; he'll have to command them via e-mail.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:31 pm
 
I guess that gay cowboy. Only because I've been told that I look like a not-so-good-looking version of Heath Ledger.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:36 pm
 
I'm going to have to make a note here for the technical director, screenwriters, and research:
The leader of the Demons never leaves the house; he'll have to command them via emale


I think Nick Nolte circa mugshot is available.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:55 pm
 
Fred Savage.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 7:56 pm
 
Louis Gossett, Jr.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 8:34 pm
 
I don't care who he plays, but Gary Busey needs to be involved...anything he's in...instant classic.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 8:55 pm | Edited by: trey
 
although i look nothing like him, i would want to be played by a CGI'd Vincent Price, it be cheesy and lame but somehow it would all make sense.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 9:02 pm
 
Brian Dennehy.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 9:03 pm
 
Brad Pitt bears a striking resemblance to me, but maybe they could cast someone better looking to save my image.
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 9:37 pm
 
Dead City Rebel...before you choose for yourself, you know it's Bill Murray.
no. lorenzo lamas...i'm growing my hair out
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 10:11 pm
 
Dead City Rebel...before you choose for yourself, you know it's Bill Murray.
no. lorenzo lamas...i'm growing my hair out


Hell yes renegade!!!
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 11:49 pm
 
Bruce McCulloch in poor drag
Posted: Sep 8, 2006 11:55 pm
 
Robin Harris
URL
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 3:01 am
 
Jerry Lewis (current look)
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 5:19 am
 
John Goodman, acting as Chris Farley
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 6:27 am
 
i can't think of anybody good. somebody help me....
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 10:58 am | Edited by: Scott
 
Here you go, Windy.

URL
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 1:25 pm
 
somebody help me....

Hmm....Natalie Portman? No, I'll think of something better. Give me a few minutes...
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 2:24 pm
 
Soleil Moon Frye
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 2:48 pm
 
nobody could ever play diggler. i'll do it myself.
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 2:58 pm
 
nobody could ever play diggler. i'll do it myself.

That's fine, because your scenes would hitting the cutting room floor anyway.
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 5:37 pm
 
Here you go, Windy.

URL


thanks. thanks, alot.
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 5:40 pm
 
Mickey Dolenz
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 7:22 pm | Edited by: johnny guitar
 
paul bettany/ rutger hauer/ max von sydow/ william zabka
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 7:22 pm
 
Frank Stallone.
Or the skateboard, from "The Skate Board Kid 2"
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 7:45 pm
 
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 7:51 pm
 
Windy looks more like the brown haired girl from that show; which is fine with me.
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 8:32 pm
 
oh, god. somebody tell what show that is.
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 8:48 pm
 
oh, god. somebody tell what show that is.

WKRP in Cinncinnati.

I would be played by Werner Klemperer
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 8:50 pm
 
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 8:53 pm
 
Glen Danzig.
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 11:14 pm
 
I'm going to start a thread (ala Scott and Windy) where you post a link to a pic of who YOU think should play WHO in the Goner board movie. Even more revealing than who YOU think should play you!
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 11:29 pm
 
"Bosom Buddies" -era Tom Hanks
Posted: Sep 9, 2006 11:37 pm
 
RuPaul
Posted: Sep 10, 2006 12:46 am
 
Ok. I'll play.

I'd choose Shelley Winters as Ma' Barker from Bloody Mama.
Posted: Sep 10, 2006 12:58 am
 
I liked my rendition in the other thread better, but okay, I'll go for that.
Posted: Sep 10, 2006 1:09 am
 
Benicio Del Toro.
Posted: Sep 10, 2006 1:21 am
 
boy in the plastic bubble era travolta
Posted: Sep 10, 2006 4:05 am
 
Brian Bosworth

-Ryan
Posted: Sep 10, 2006 4:34 am
 
I'm going to be a celebrity some day, so I'll play myself. Call it my "start".
Posted: Sep 11, 2006 6:04 am
 
The real life Gary Coleman as a security guard. I'll use a quick and witty one liner like, "What's you singin' about."
Posted: Sep 11, 2006 6:31 am
 
Liz Taylor, butterfield 8/taming of the shrew era
Posted: Sep 11, 2006 6:31 am
 
but more likely Delta Burke

<grin>
Posted: Sep 11, 2006 6:40 am
 
thora birch. not blonde though. she'd have to go back to black.
Posted: Sep 11, 2006 6:56 am
 
because people in the dog park always asked us if we were sisters, i'm casting janean garafalo as me. she is just as short as i am w/ the same bad attitude too
Posted: Sep 11, 2006 3:07 pm
 
Although I had no idea who Derek Guyler was until I looked on IMDB, I think Christopher Lee would be you, Joss-

http://christopherleeweb.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=659&size=big& cat=515
Posted: Sep 11, 2006 11:34 pm
 
No celeb will play me since it's just a walk-on part.
Posted: Sep 11, 2006 11:40 pm
 
"Bosom Buddies" -era Tom Hanks

that's the most appropriate suggestion yet!

p.s. i miiiiisssssss you! come home!
Posted: Sep 12, 2006 1:19 pm
 
Guy, but you'd get to play a washboard in the movie, if Derek Guyler wuz playing yer! (I think that's rite, rite?)

Old Chris Lee, eh? I am honoured by the suggestion!

However, check out this pic of Joe P and me at Wild Bill's and then tell us who you think would play him in the movie, cos I ain't got a clue who'd be able to pull off that 'playgroup leader from Alphabet City' stylee!!

URL
Posted: Sep 12, 2006 3:10 pm
 
Only criminals wear hoodies and so his character probably would have to be left out.
Posted: Sep 12, 2006 4:20 pm
 
Poot!
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