Posted: Sep 8, 2006 1:58 am
New Star Wars DVD's are a comin', news to me! These DVD's will have the entire ORIGINAL THEATRICAL VERSIONS OF EPISODES 4, 5 and 6! Finally!
And on another disc, included with the brilliant original versions:
The remastered, completely ruined, gayified, pointless, Han Solo shooting Greedo only after Greedo shoots him first, stupid Death Star explosion ring, Boba Fett flirting with chicks in Jabba's castle during a song obviously written by Paula Abdul, Hayden's ghost, turd, turd, turd version. God, did anyone else nearly throw-up when they saw Jabba the Hutt in Episode 4?
Thank you Mr. No-Neck Lucas for finally redeeming yourself after you betrayed your first generation of fans. The people who made you a success in the first place. You will continue to do Our bidding!
So, now I can show my grandchildren the Star Wars films as I saw them for the first time. And we can forget that there ever was an Episode 1, 2 or 3! Nah. I kinda like those, even if they are really bad if you watch them closely enough.
Now, Lucas, get crackin' on the Star Wars television series!