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Posted: Sep 5, 2006 6:33 pm
My mom and I were just washing my windows, she on the inside, and I was on the outside on a ladder. She pointed to a spot and said "that's on your side" and I said "YOU'RE on my side!" and she was like "That's right. I always have been". Aw.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 6:37 pm
You were supposed to say "You're A side." It's your own goddamn fault it didn't work. It's a Simpson's joke anyway.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 6:38 pm
I was doing that before it was on the simpsons, man!
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 6:40 pm
Lots of us were washing windows before it was on the simpsons
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 6:40 pm
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 7:04 pm
I play the "You're a _____." game with my kid all the time. I'm also fond of saying "I'm Friday" when he says he's thirsty.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 7:16 pm
That's not very nice.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 7:24 pm
I also tell him to carry a rock around the house when he says he's bored.

I am becoming my father.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 7:28 pm
I long for the days my when moms would tell me to go play in traffic.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 7:53 pm
We have this dumb local variation of the 'You're a ___' joke. Someone says something like "I, I can't go out this weekend, I have to help my dad" and you say "I'll dad you in a minute". It drives people insane when they're trying to be serious.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 9:45 pm
The bottom line is that my mom likes me best. She told me.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 9:53 pm

Your mom cares.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 11:07 pm
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 11:39 pm
does she have big cans???
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 11:46 pm
my mom likes me best. She told me.

She's lyin'.
Posted: Sep 6, 2006 12:04 am
My mom likes my brother best. She told me.

Try the muffins in the muffin tin joke on your mom. Guaranteed she'll love that.
Posted: Sep 6, 2006 12:19 am
Shut up Scott! Syphilis Slutley would never lie!
Posted: Sep 6, 2006 7:20 am
It's pretty common to hear people in Milwaukee say "no, you're blacked out!" when they're so drunk they can barely stand of form words. You even hear this when nobody says anything to them. Probably you can hear them yell this at their walls when drunk and alone.
Posted: Sep 6, 2006 11:18 pm
heres a joke:
If chewbacca were a hippie, what would he wear?
A: A chew-baha.

Luke Kindwalker?
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