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Posted: Aug 30, 2006 6:29 pm
 
Listen to a song off the new up and coming single - due to be out for Gonerfest!

www.myspace.com/shatteredrecords
www.myspace.com/theblackandwhites

Preorders September 1st.

100 on white vinyl
500 on black vinyl

www.shatteredrecords.net
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 7:03 pm
 
Tokyo Electron 2nd LP!

But damn, I want a white 7" and the preorder is right in the middle of my three day tour. A three day tour.

Damn you Bob Denver!
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 7:06 pm
 
Damn you Bob Denver!

he did the three HOUR tour.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 7:07 pm
 
You give a good three hour blowjob.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 7:08 pm
 
Damn you Bob Denver!

he did the three HOUR tour.


It sounded right when I was singing it in my head...
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 7:09 pm
 
Actually, hour sounds wrong to me when I sing it. Are you sure it was 3 hour?
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 8:07 pm
 
well, you can send yours early then
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 8:22 pm
 
You give a good three hour blowjob.

Man, my Hammer comment must have really hit a nerve. Pussy.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 8:27 pm
 
No, it was actually the first one where you talked shit for no reason. And I could give a fuck what you think of my style lame-o, at least I ain't a retro punk like and your boring no taste friends. Gaywad.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 8:28 pm
 
I really like this band, I listen to their songs a lot. 'multiple girls' is my favourite.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 8:30 pm
 
'multiple girls' is my favourite
Yeah, but by far the worst "Penthouse Forum" song ever.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 8:51 pm
 
talked shit for no reason

when was that exactly?
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 8:52 pm
 
Who cares. We always try to harm what we don'ty understand. I love you man.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 10:26 pm
 
boycott shittered records.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 10:41 pm
 
boycott old people!
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 10:56 pm
 
fuck you. i saw jay retread at the alarm clocks show wearin a shittered t-shirt an a big afro. wtf???
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 11:01 pm
 
hey dirk.... i saw jay there and he didn't have no afro!
i thought i was older than you - but you're blinder than me

as for me - "fucked up heart" is my fave black & whites toon at the moment
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 11:01 pm
 
That's a real cool band.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 11:50 pm
 
fuck you. i saw jay retread at the alarm clocks show wearin a shittered t-shirt an a big afro. wtf???

No that wasnt me that was Bob Bert..


Ned makes me afraid to grow old. Dudes one ugly mother fucker...
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 12:10 am
 
jay---- you got a baby face; i don't think you'll ever look old
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 12:43 am
 
Who cares. We always try to harm what we don'ty understand. I love you man.

I love you too man. Now go get your fuckin' shinebox.
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 12:51 am
 
Now go get your fuckin' shinebox.

You are aware of the stompin' that follows a quote like that, right?

HAHA! Ned can't recognize Bob Bert anymore.
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 1:06 am
 
You are aware of the stompin' that follows a quote like that, right?


Come on, that was funny.
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 1:40 am
 
sorry jay. it's just at that point in the afternoon i really hated you an your girlfrien. i've had a few bonghits an beers an i feel better now. we're still doin the split single right??? fax me.
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 1:45 am
 
Come on, that was funny


Oh hey, you insulted him a little bit...
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 2:01 am
 
Oh hey, you insulted him a little bit...

He did the same. Should I wave a white flag or something?
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 2:12 am
 
Oh hey, you insulted him a little bit...


I was just playing out that scene from Goodfellas. Really I don't care...
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 2:14 am
 
I was just playing out that scene from Goodfellas.

sorry Jimmy.
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 2:14 am
 
hey ma, don't paint no more religious pictures...
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 3:30 am
 
JACK STANDS!!!
C'MON NOW!

'Multiple Girls' isn't against shagging 3 girls at the same time!

It's against 'dating' 3 girls in the same time period!

A Big Difference.
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 3:31 am
 
Talbot, are you remotely auditioning to write an advice column for one of those gentlemen's magazines?
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 3:33 am
 
Perhaps I am Theresa K!
Got any leads at GQ or Esquire?
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 3:34 am
 
Listen to Talbot! He's married now. He knows!
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 3:38 am
 
Being married is great.
'Multiple Girls" came around when I was living in New Orleans and went from having zero luck with women to all of a sudden having a fighting chance with 3 girls at the same time.
Then again, I was in a band with Jason 'Panzer' Craft at that time.
they were probably just using me to get to him!
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 3:40 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
Shit, I been married a while. Talbot may be a badass on the bass and cigarette, but I got him beat on that (marriage). I know he turned "I can't take..." to "I can't date...". He was lookin' at the future and the pressure drop.
Posted: Aug 31, 2006 3:43 am
 
Maybe you got a point there my man!
Posted: Sep 1, 2006 12:49 am
 
Shit, I been married a while.

Yeah, me too. In two more months, I won't be. Tick tock tick tock...
Posted: Sep 1, 2006 3:10 pm
 
black & whites "multiple girls/the only girl" out NOW on hiss lab.
talbot rocks your corolla!!!!!!!!
goner's got 'em.
Posted: Sep 1, 2006 3:42 pm
 
hiss lab...
Posted: Sep 1, 2006 6:49 pm
 
www.hisslab.com

Their slogan: 'putting "the ass" in cassingles'

Los Buddies are really good!
Posted: Sep 1, 2006 9:18 pm
 
How much for these fine slabs o' wax?
Posted: Sep 1, 2006 9:33 pm
 
some genius already had a label called audible hiss.
Posted: Sep 2, 2006 12:18 am
 
I remember Audible Hiss.
Posted: Sep 2, 2006 1:15 am
 
Should call the song multiple formats!!

CDR (band released)
Cassingle ( hiss lab)
And 7" vinyl (shattered)

whats left 8 track,or laser disc ?
Posted: Sep 2, 2006 1:25 am
 
Bateman is putting out a reel to reel.
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 1:36 am
 
different flip sides, though. collectors must buy all.
acid mother's talbot!
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 1:43 am
 
Bateman is putting out a reel to reel.

tape fucking rules!
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 2:40 am
 
I love that Bob Bert joke. And if you are making a reference to an actual Rip Torn movie, it's title is "Coming Apart." Dunno if you were or not.
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 2:40 am
 
More Bob Bert jokes!
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 2:41 am
 
What the fuck am I doing over here?
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 2:54 am
 
whats left 8 track,or laser disc ?


Put it out on wax cylinder too...
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 3:24 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
And if you are making a reference to an actual Rip Torn movie, it's title is "Coming Apart."

Earles, that AD&D campaign, "The Lost Dragon Treasure of Elfendor", is tomorrow at my house. Bring Hot Cocoa and an attitude!
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 5:56 pm
 
the funniest thing i ever saw bob bert do was in some pussy galore footage that he showed me of them in england once some fat guy with glasses came in an bob said "gerard!!!" that an he used to make fun of pete shore a lot.
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 7:15 pm
 
how many bob berts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. He'll pretend to do it until Steve Shelley shows up, and then make a magazine out of the pictures he's collected while he was waiting for him. .

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

thats funny, but, all jokes aside, bob has always been awesome & coo.
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 8:09 pm
 
you try bein in a band with him.
Posted: Sep 3, 2006 10:47 pm
 
I met Bob Bert this one time and he was like "Whoah, are you muddy spear?", and I was like "whoah, are you Bob Bert?", and then we totally had some drinks and got wasted. Bob B rts's a good guy.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 5:31 pm | Edited by: alix
 
OK! We're now taking preorders for...

The Black and Whites! Which is Talbot Adams' new brain child. You might remember him from the JENNY JEANS and the DUTCH MASTERS. Now he takes the center spotlight with 3 songs that are in the vein of the REAL KIDS and BIG STAR.

Listen to a song : www.myspace.com/shatteredrecords

Record Release show September 29th @ Gonerfest!

100 on white vinyl / 500 on black

$5.50ppd US per copy - please email to order!

Lots of new stuff on the MAILORDER page - and some new REPRESSES!

Note: Shattered Records headquarters has changed!

New address:

Shattered Records
459 Garland St.
Memphis, TN. 38104

UPCOMING RELEASES:
The Black and Whites 7"
Jay Reatard solo 7"
Tokyo Electron 2nd LP

www.shatteredrecords.net
shatteredrecs@gmail.com
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 5:48 pm
 
how many bob berts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. He'll pretend to do it until Steve Shelley shows up, and then make a magazine out of the pictures he's collected while he was waiting for him. .


Oh shit! That's a good one!

I saw him walking down the street a couple weeks ago and I was gonna chase him down and talk his ear off, but I decided to get a slice instead.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 7:54 pm
 
another great bob bert moment was in some pbs documentary about sonic youth an they had bob an thurston on a couch talkin about why bob left the band. it only took about a second for thurston to say yeah...why did we kick you out again??? an bob shoots back you didn't fire me. i quit!!! then i made you buy me a new drum set when you needed me to do that european tour...

that's my boy bob.

every time i see bob he always reminds me that he passed up bein in the blues explosion cause he was in the swingers at the time...

the only person bob ever got along with that he was in a band with was jerry teel cause like who couldn't get along with jerry???

bob's dad won the heisman trophy i think or was the quarterback at notre dame or somethin.i forget...
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 8:03 pm
 
Jerry and his wife might be moving to Elmhurst down the street from me and the Skeleton Boy. Jerry Teel RULES!
Posted: Sep 6, 2006 6:07 am | Edited by: Jeff
 
I opened for Bob Bert's newest band at Maxwell's earlier this year. I can't remmeber what they were called though. I thought he seemed like a pretty cool guy. He let Nathan and me totally geek out about Pussy Galore shit with him. I met Steve Shelley at that show as well, and he was really weird. Thurston told me he was part owner of Maxwell's, so I asked him if that was true, and he didn't really make much of a response.
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 7:33 pm
 
This was an awesome surprise in the mail! FANTASTIC! I demand a full length!
Posted: Oct 13, 2006 7:36 pm
 
awesome surprise in the mail!

ditto.
Posted: Oct 16, 2006 6:06 pm
 
Jus thought I'd say - I got this the other day in the mail & it has not left the turntable!! - total AWESOME-NESS!!....
Talbot rules!
Posted: Oct 16, 2006 7:13 pm
 
Thank You So Much!
New Single Coming In The Next Few Months on Douchemaster.
Posted: Oct 16, 2006 7:20 pm
 
the Black & Whites are fucking GOLD!! Get the cassette single on Hiss Lab too: www.hisslab.com (for an extra song not on the 7")
Posted: Oct 16, 2006 10:05 pm
 
I'm totally on the Talbot Train. The Black and Whites single is dynamite.
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 1:42 am
 
New Single Coming In The Next Few Months on Douchemaster.

Awesome! I picked up the 7" and the cassingle and have had "Fucked Up Heart" stuck in my head since Gonerfest. Nate and I have been playin' the hell out of the 7" in the last couple weeks - at home and in the bars. Can't wait to hear more!!
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 3:29 pm
 
cassingles are stone cold sold out! but if you get the shattered and douchemaster 7"s, i think you'll have it covered.

GUIDED BY TALBOT!
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 5:54 pm
 
You all are way too kind!
Wesss,
what's on deck for Hiss Lab 003?
Posted: Oct 18, 2006 5:55 pm
 
LOS BUDDIES FULL LENGTH!
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