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Posted: Aug 29, 2006 12:45 pm
 
After 28 years of taking dumps and whiping I still always end up with some doodoo on my thumb (just above the knuckle! crazy) or, even worse, on my sleeve.
Is that unique? I mean: what the fuck.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 1:38 pm
 
Use toilet paper next time.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 4:01 pm
 
Is that unique?


very
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 4:10 pm
 
DON'T LISTEN TO THESE ELITIST SNOBS. HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 4:15 pm
 
i wipe my ass with precision
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 4:20 pm
 
HAPPENS TO EVERYONE.

Maybe a couple of times, but he said "always end up with some doodoo on my thumb..." THAT would indicate a faulty technique.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 4:57 pm
 
AT hte reception after my grandma's funeral my Uncle Joe dragged me into the bathroom and told me after he takes a shit he sits on the bathroom counter and washes his ass in the sink. True story.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 5:47 pm
 
A bidet in a trailer? Yeah, and then get a MTV crib special done. My daddy would take a piss in it anyway.
Don't know how these things work either. They spray? You get a beam of cold water up your buttcrack? That's ugly. And like the man upstairs said: 'Then what?'
Use a towel? Yikes.
Thought they were for women to wash their pussy after takin a piss (now that would be a massive improvement anywhere). I can't see 'm wash their ass in one of those after taking a dump.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 6:21 pm
 
My girlfriend has one, but it's an attachement to her toilet and not its own seperate piece. If I was buying Jack White's mansion up in Detroit, I would have one installed for sure. I think that's a great idea...
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 6:22 pm
 
washes his ass in the sink

Did you ask him where he washes his face?
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 6:25 pm
 
When Uncle Joe explains something all you can do is laugh.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 8:27 pm
 
AT hte reception after my grandma's funeral my Uncle Joe dragged me into the bathroom and told me after he takes a shit he sits on the bathroom counter and washes his ass in the sink. True story.

Also in other peoples homes?
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 8:34 pm
 
I hope not. But if he ever does in your place consider it an honor.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 9:47 pm
 
DON'T BE ASHAMED. EVERYONE GETS DOODY ON THEM SOMETIME.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 9:47 pm
 
Holy! Yeah, that's a personal problem... I thought you just had some new tricks.
Posted: Aug 29, 2006 11:55 pm
 
do you wipe crack to sack or vice versa? if the former, myabe that's the problem. either that or you're using the thinnest tp ever.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 4:41 am
 
summers here and the time is ripe for baby wipes
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 7:54 am
 
do you wipe crack to sack or vice versa

vice versa,
who wants to smear poop on his fuckmuscle and wipe it under his nutsack?
I also use good paper.
I must just hold it the wrong way.
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 7:55 am
 
summers here and the time is ripe for baby wipes

Almost sounds like a Buffalo Tom song
Posted: Aug 30, 2006 11:00 pm
 
I must just hold it the wrong way.
very possible
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