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Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:25 am
I found a cool new band on Myspace. Check 'em out!

Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:30 am
so you're not only a shill for the Plastic Letters and the Willowz but the Wrong Numbers too

damn bazooka joe...I thought you had priciples
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:32 am
I ain't Scott Diablo, and if you had actually checked the link you'd see that I wasn't a shill for anybody.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:41 am | Edited by: Mark Beef
that link brought me to http://twinks.gaypornaccess.com/

and if you would have checked your shorts you would have found cold lumpy treasure

now enough of your trickery Mr Diablo
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:44 am
OK let's take it to the streets. Who here thinks I'm Scotty Diablo?
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:44 am
I do
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:45 am
bradx " SO DO I"
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:45 am
Jack Stands "Me Too"
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:45 am
eric o "yep, I think so as well"
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:46 am
Well, the two of you are well known idiots.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:46 am
Does Scottie D. like Eddie Money? I've never met him...
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:46 am
dirk diggler "you fags are definitely the same fags"
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:47 am
I mean, "Me Too".
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:48 am | Edited by: Mark Beef
Theresa K "Once when I was with Pat Smear in Mykonos, I met Scotty Diablo and you sir bear a striking resembalance to the photos I took of him and shall be showing at The Green Ipswich Cafe in Dunsborough. Scotland on Oct 15th"
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:48 am
Alright, Brad, not you. So long as you know who you're talkin' to.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:49 am
I just said "not you".
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:50 am
i'm gay
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:52 am
bazooka joe "scotty diablo gave me coke....so hopefully you're the same guy. Hey have you ever heard The Amazing Whippenpoofs "Ballad of 1,000 Manic Mandolins" it's the B side of Guy Lombardo's "Do the Cha Cha" and nobody knows it"
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:53 am
look at me...I'm an innernetz hax0r
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 2:55 am | Edited by: Mark Beef
miss linda "I threw up on both of you in the Burger King bathroom when you were performing your reptilian mind meld"
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:06 am
apparantly it isn't funny when someone sneaks in while scott is online and says he's gay.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:07 am | Edited by: Mark Beef
that's interesting rape ape, tell me more

nah, Windy..it's funny

tell Scott to go look under the house and see if he can find his sense of humor
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:13 am
scott and scottie diablo are in fact two different men

scott is a cool jerk, a dutch master, a brand new love affair, and a hi-tone bartender, meaning he's in memphis. if you close your eyes when you talk to him on the phone, he sounds like some other dude from MS/TN

scottie diablo is in LA and promotes a lot of music and road manages bands.
he doesn't post on here anymore because people call him out for being a promo guy
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:14 am
and i've never been to mykonos
for the record
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:16 am
scott ... sounds like some other dude from MS/TN

He sounds more Arkansas, really.

Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:16 am
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:16 am
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:18 am
oh, i get it now.... you're all in the same room, on the same computer and you keep forgetting to sign out and are posting as one another.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:18 am
It's True!
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:19 am
I am alone in this room
or am I?
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:20 am
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:20 am | Edited by: Mark Beef
well I'm at least pretty sure brad's head , my gut, and Jack Stands beard would not fit in the same room
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:24 am
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:26 am
funny how RAPE APE can change so easiliy into
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:27 am
what about them wrong numbers...did they mean for it to sound all gay and shit?
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:28 am
party...I'm checking out this naked broad and smacking my dick on the desk...PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:30 am
If I am not mistaken --- and I totally could be --- I thought that Bazooka Joe and Dirk Diggler's band was called The Wrong Numbers.

now there's this band in Chicago called The Wrong Numbers.

which came first? The Chicken or the Egg?

and which of them is the chicken?
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:34 am
I believe Dirk is franchising his band much like Man Or Astroman or the Boogie Knights did before him

Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:41 am
can i get their record from K-Tel or the Time-Life collection?
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:44 am
whichever one has the most star power...cause Dirk knows all the celebrities
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:57 am
Jack Stands beard
I'm shaving it off Sunday. Have to travel. It's Al Quaeda length, now.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:04 am
uh, that gay porn access kind of turned me on.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:05 am
It's almost the end of the world. I mean, your birthday. Happy Birthday, dude.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:06 am
I don't want a hug anymore, Jackie.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:08 am
yes you do. but here's the hug: you, rape ape and birthday bill.

i'm watching. me and lisalisa.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:09 am
Alright, that's it, we're now called The Wrong Numbers U.K. here in America.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:11 am
And please accept my myspace friendship request.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:12 am
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:17 am
nah, mr stands. it is i.

need proof?

i just painted my kitchen cherry apple red. ask memphis mike. he was supposed to come over and toast with some miller high life and white castle, but pee wee has chained him to the skins. she's making him rock for 24 to make up for creaming it for reagan youth.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:18 am
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:20 am
It took me getting online to discover such an expert on faggotry as dirk.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 4:40 am
Where's old man Hayden now? Ned Hayden is pathetic and he fucking sucks.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 5:08 am
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 5:59 am
I'm right here waiting....
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 5:59 am
Happy Birthday, Motherfucker!!!!
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 6:00 am
Shit. Too Early.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 6:00 am

Happy Birthday, Motherfucker!!!!
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 6:54 am
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 7:12 am
happy birthday, brad!
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 7:19 am | Edited by: Scott
I hate you all...except for the True Sons of Wrong Numbers (from Chicago).
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 3:12 pm
Ned Hayden is mad at me again for a reason only he knows and kicked me out of the Wrong Numbers and he told me to "have a nice life asshole." Way to go, people of Goner. You ruined your chances at hearing the world's greatest rock'n'roll band. It's a damn good thing I can still have a party playing other people's records.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 8:21 pm
I'm sure I'm sorry
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 10:51 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
Here's an email Ned Hayden wrote to me. Sory you don't know what the "because" is about. He never quotes me in my replies cuz he know's quoting me is gay. Anyhoo, without further adeau/ a doo/ a due:

Bargaindisc@aol.com wrote:
because i know you're a two faced backstabbing piece of shit. now get them to take that page down. just email bill or jack or whoever it is an ask them.i'm sure they'll do it. i won't ever go on the goner board or ever order another norton record or go to another show ever again. you guys won. now you should be good sports an take that page off. why won't you do that???

He thinks I have somethng to do with this. No I'm kicked out of the greatest band ever. Thanks alot.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 10:54 pm
clearly you have e-aided and e-abetted the enemy through myspace friendshipping
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 10:56 pm
just email bill or jack
Why do you have to do it? He's got my e-mail address.
But then, I can't delete it, either, so it wouldn't matter.

Fuck it, dude. I'll record The Coke Machines.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 10:58 pm
This is the greatest day of my life...
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 11:03 pm
so he really does have mental problems?

I kind of do feel bad now
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 11:03 pm
So if the page is taken down Dirk will never ever post here again!?!?!
I find this hard to believe...but The True Sons of The Wrong Numbers (from Chicago) may have to discuss this...after we PARTY!!!
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 11:28 pm
Conceding victory before a Battle of the Bands just proves... well, something.
Posted: Aug 22, 2006 11:36 pm

Posted: Aug 22, 2006 11:50 pm
Good riddance, you piece of shit! You are pathetic and you fucking suck.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 12:05 am
Rich Balls Rich Balls Rich Balls Rich Balls
Rich Balls Rich Balls Rich Balls awwww, fuckit
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 12:08 am
what the fuck is this thread even about??? you win what???
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 12:20 am
This is just my ploy to get dirk outta here and bring action man back. I know he's out there. Action man was the ultimate party dude.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 12:27 am
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 12:28 am
Mark Beef is the funniest fucker ever.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 12:32 am
don't make me fire off a mean email, Don Quixote
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 12:55 am | Edited by: kevin e
well I'm at least pretty sure brad's head , my gut, and Jack Stands beard would not fit in the same room

Quote of the day?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 1:11 am
This is just my ploy to get dirk outta here and bring action man back.

Posted: Aug 23, 2006 1:12 am
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 1:17 am
welcome to planet X everybody. ?????
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 1:38 am
action man rules!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:36 am
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:38 am
No way! We were totally partyin' that night. The fucking A Bones played!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 5:47 am
Fuck it, dude. I'll record The Coke Machines.

Record The Coke Dares from Bloomington, IN. Those kids are fuckin' nuts!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 5:51 am
The Coke Dares

Huh? Lame.
p.s. never heard of 'em....

Posted: Aug 23, 2006 1:42 pm
Well, at least he just kicked you out of the band, Bazooka.
He's threatening to sue me.

Posted: Aug 23, 2006 2:17 pm
He's threatening to sue me.

Tell us more.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 2:25 pm
Legal Action Man!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 2:42 pm | Edited by: jack stands son
hey, have any of you losers seen my gay dad around??? he's been missing for two days supposedly working on a gayspace page for the wrong numbers. me and mom haven't had any money to buy food and they're threatening to shut off the electricity. if any of you fags see him can you please ask him to come home??? we're hungry. usually he's gone all weekend carrying other bands equipment around town to gigs and doing their sound. now i guess he's an internet whiz!!! that's my dad. i don't know why he's so concerned with this dirk diggler guy. besides, out of all the records in our house that he bought to try and impress eric and zac the only two cool ones are the action swingers. i hate all the boring prog rock he usually listens to. if one of the guys whose equipment he moves around that pretend to like him comes over he puts away the king crimson and puts on the fatals or some other crap to try and look cool. but that's not really possible because he has an ugly beard that covers up his acne scarred face. and he usually wears a trench coat or something even though it's 100 degrees out most of the time to cover up his fat beer gut. southern man, you know. anyway, if any of you gay fag losers see my pathetic father please tell him to come home or at least call. thanks.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:03 pm
He's threatening to sue me

Seriously, tell us more...what exactly are the grounds?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:07 pm
hey lisalisa. saw your ugly punim on my gay dad's wrong numbers gayspace page. no wonder you're so hostile. nice face. and man cut. gay bill has all the punishment he deserves. never seen a good looking goner woman yet...
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:10 pm
Guess my modeling career is over...you just shattered my dreams.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:12 pm

WOAH! He's a Jew??? OI!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:14 pm
Talk about Mr. Dishes It Out But Can't Take It.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:19 pm
nice name, loser. my fag dad likes the action swingers too.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:28 pm
Dirk's back and he's out for blood!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:30 pm
took the bitch almost an hour to figure it out. not only is she an uggo she's stupid too.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:38 pm
Ok FUCK YOU...Jesus I've had enough of this! you have really hurt my feelings now. I quit, you win. Not only have you called me UGLY but now you have the NERVE to call me STUPID! What's could possibly be next? An off color comment about my mom? or you spit on me at recess?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:41 pm
boy, the stories steve miller's dick could tell about your mom...
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:46 pm
Could someone explain to me what's goin on here?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:47 pm
Could someone explain to me what's goin on here?

No shit.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:50 pm
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 3:51 pm
i think mark beef is already working on a stand up act about the recent goner stories. he will explain everything in detail there.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:01 pm
does anybody have greg lowery's fax number? i wanna get ahold of that guy sooo bad.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:02 pm
dirk doesn't have a son. he has a daughter. I wouldn't stoop as low as to talk about someone's kid.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:10 pm | Edited by: jack stands son
oh there you are dad!!! me and mom have been looking all over town for you. are you done with the wrong numbers gayspace page or do you still have some more work to do on it??? why don't you forget about dirk and spend some time with us before you ditch us all weekend to haul all those guys who make fun of you behind your back's equipment around all weekend.??? i mean why did you even start a family if you don't want to hang out with us??? i mean dad, you'ree gettin pretty old. why don't you grow up??? i hear dirk spends a lot of time with his family. anyway, please come home soon. we miss you.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:14 pm
That's pretty pathetic, man. I wouldn't ever use somone else's kid.
Go ahead and sue me, man. For whatever it is you percieve as me having wronged you.
Note I haven't banned you yet, because I believe in freedom of speech, Ned. I can take it, you can't. But I can't believe you'd sink this low to talk about my kid. I hope you're laughing your ass off. I hope you feel great about it.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:14 pm
I love how dirk assumes you are in the same situation as him...sitting in a closet somewhere all day neglecting your family...as opossed to being AT WORK MAKING MONEY TO FEED YOUR FAMILY!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:16 pm
He's in the closet?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:17 pm
Fuck it. He can say what he wants. He doesn't know me or my family.
But he seems all for trying to ruin it by suing me for infringing on his creative rights.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:20 pm
i'm talking about you dad. i haven't said a word about myself. i have too much class for that. but it's amusing how you're getting a little hot under the collar now yourself. you're a real big shot while you're the one pushing the buttons but now that the hippy fag moccasin is on the other foot you get all serious. talk about not being able to take it..
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:22 pm
How is that such a mystery Ned, the whole reason you are pissed at me is apparently because i made a comment about your mom!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:23 pm
now that the hippy fag moccasin is on the other foot you get all serious.

So you're wearing it now? That sounds horrible.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:25 pm
It'd be different if you'd picked a different sock puppet, Ned. But you are posing as my son. As if you're talking to me. About my relationship with my family. You're right. It doesn't make me feel good, although I wouldn't describe myself as "hot under the collar", just a little disappointed in how low you would sink.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:29 pm
lisa go fuck yourself. i made my fucking point. i'm not as big of an asshole in real life as you shits are. have your fun. that's all i wanted anyway was for people to have fun. so ruin my new band. i don't give a shit. i'm a genius. i've already come up with 10 other names better. i would have thought it would have been cooler to play a real battle of the bands. but i don't wanna hang around with people like you. i asked jack to take down the stupid gayspace page like a human being and he refused. that's his perogative. having fun on the goner board calling each other gays is one thing but when you take it offa here it's kinda going over the line. but i guess i shouldn't expect anything different from you people.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:32 pm
nevermind yesterday... THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

and for your information, Jack Stands isn't even in The Wrong Numbers so what makes you think he has any power over the myspace page. Talk to our management company.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:33 pm
i asked jack to take down the stupid gayspace page like a human being and he refused. that's his perogative.

Actually, it's not his perogative 'cause - get this - he's got nothing to do with the Wrong Numbers myspace page.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:33 pm
asked jack to take down the stupid gayspace page like a human being and he refused.
I absolutely did refuse. And I don't feel I need to explain why, Ned. And you're still attacking me for it. I just want to point this out to you and everyone here. Sue me. Please.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:36 pm
Wow. I wish you guys would have let him sue me. I could have quit my job from the counter-suit.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:38 pm
i will continue to attack you acne face untill you or gayspace take it down. you are a pathetic loser. this is your whole world. you think you're on a fucking crusade. against me. what a laughable waste of time. why don't you come home and hang out with us dad??? they must be sick of you at the bucc by now. well, say hi to "uncle" scott for me. i think i found his underpants in our basement...
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:38 pm
Anyway, Thanks Ned for being an assumptive, petty ass.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:39 pm
You're going to attack me until someone else removes the page?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:42 pm
i will continue to attack you acne face untill you or gayspace take it down.

as opposed to attacking you BEFORE THE GODDAMN PAGE WAS EVEN PUT UP... I'm sure things will change once it's taken down.

Ned, you have been an asshole since day one. The only reason we're fucking with you is because of this reason and this reason alone... and you not being able to take it only makes it more fun...
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:43 pm
Please wise up already and start ignoring Ned Hayden. You have won, you have succeeded in rupturing his already fragile psyche (were there ever any doubters?), and his soft, quivering underbelly is so blatantly bared that it borders on pathetic. Check that, it IS pathetic. Even his private e-mail yawps AND e-mail address is published for public ridicule (and abuse, I'd hope).

If you goad him into escalating his mewling schoolyard attacks to new lows, I'll have to smite him again with another expose post, but, unlike Ned, I have a life to lead and I'm too busy right now.

Thank you for your kind indulgence.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:47 pm
excuse me. i'm right here. taking it.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:49 pm
Well, you're not gonna do it posting as my kid anymore. Find another sock puppet.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:51 pm
i'm right here. taking it. ... to court.

that's what you mean right? taking it to court. threatening to sue someone always spells "being a good sport" to me.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:51 pm
Did you get an e-mail(s), too, Lisa?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:53 pm
i'm suing Jack Stands to bring back the McRib
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:55 pm
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:56 pm
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 4:58 pm
Bargaindisc@aol.com wrote:
so jack stands had me taken off the goner board. i can't even view it anymore. at least tell them that he did this so they know. he's a fcuking coward. so are you. have a nice life. dirk
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 5:02 pm
this thread really sucked the life right out of me. maybe I just need a coffee.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 5:02 pm
Bargaindisc@aol.com wrote:
so jack stands had me taken off the goner board. i can't even view it anymore. at least tell them that he did this so they know. he's a fcuking coward. so are you. have a nice life. dirk

For the record, I mentioned this previously a few posts above:
Well, you're not gonna do it posting as my kid anymore. Find another sock puppet.
I did not ban his IP, just the user name implying my son. He can still view and create another user (one of many that he has).
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 5:03 pm
I'd call Ned a deluded cockroach, except cockroaches don't lie.

He's under the false impression that I'd hope you'd spare him from your insults; actually, trading insults plays into his standard MO, and pleases him.

Cut him loose, Goners, and let him be gone -- off into his own private hell.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 5:06 pm
I'm still trying to figure out why he cares about a MySpace page, when he says (constantly) that MySpace is gay & he doesn't need it & never goes on it...so what's the big deal?...
eh, ultimately I don't really care.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 5:36 pm
Everyone needs to have a beer listen to some records and get off the internet.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 5:37 pm
done & done.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:00 pm
he said have a beer not be a queer.

now i got todd trickknee emailin me cryin about how i've let him down or somethin. i think he really looks up to me. anyway i think it's time to bury the hatchet here (preferably in the back of jacks stands' head). or at least ignore each other. if the womb raider is bummed. than i'm bummed. let's think happy thoughts...
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:03 pm
I know who is it dink diggler.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:06 pm
I regret sticking my big fat nose into any of this. I don't regret sticking up for my friends.

I miss Chris Alienator. And Goubler. Sigh...
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:06 pm
He's in the closet?

Yo if he is, I'm'a sue his azz.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:18 pm
I just wish this whole thing could have unfolded on the silver screen rather than my computer screen. It would have culminated in a battle of the bands. There might have been time travel. I'd have called it "Bill and Ned's Excellent Adventure."
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:20 pm
There might have been time travel.

Quick!! Call Britney Spears!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:20 pm
Damn, a Wrong Numbers/Busy Signals tour would've really been tits.

Jack, yesterday I bought King Crimson's 'Earthbound.' Let's smoke some herb and freak out to "Groon." Better than any rock n' roll made by over-the-hill bedwetters anyday.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:31 pm
Whoa, Joe, I was just going to post "I never thought I would say this, but I kinda miss Alienator".

Also, Womb Raider, your last sentence is GENIUS. Also, I was watching an old SNL, and I know where the band name SCRUMTRULECIENCE came from now.

The funny thing is, I bet there has been a billion bands called the Wrong Numbers in the world. There's two Busy Signals and no one got all bent out of shape about that.

That said, keep it going, this is highly entertaining. Maybe there can be a Law and Order episode about the law suit, ripped from the Goner Board.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:33 pm
Well then I guess Goner will have to sue those fags over at Law and Order then won't they?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:33 pm
R.I.P. Orbach.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:34 pm
Why can't we settle this Christian-like?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:47 pm
or with a spatula
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 6:54 pm
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:16 pm
oh, those fags aren't out of the battle of the bands. that shit is goin down. that's why i named the band the wrong numbers in the first place to piss off pastlame. but bazooka joe was against it from the beginnin. i'm still callin the band the wrong numbers. fuck you fags. the wrong numbers fuckin rule!!! woohoo!!!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:25 pm
Are you serious? Yeah, I'm furious. The Goner Records message board has ruined my life.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:32 pm
yeah an i'm gonna get a gay skinny tie an one of them funny green day haicuts like pastlame too. that'll really piss him off...
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:35 pm
Piss HIM off? It pisses ME off!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:37 pm
This is getting heavy.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:38 pm
Besides, you couldn't get a Green Day haircut. You look too much like Ben Franklin. Stick with that haircut.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:40 pm
Dirk! Knocking the '77 Noo Wavey style?

But wasn't that "your era," way back when Jerry Nolan noticed how cute you were on the stairs at Max's?

I love that little story. Reminds me of that commercial where the little kid gives "Mean" Joe Green his Coke.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:46 pm
exactly!!! that's what it was really like. i had an electric pink skinny tie i bought at manic panic an everybody used to tell me how cool it was. then i gave it to the bass player of wire when they played at cbgb after pink flag came out. yeah the long hair thing works for me. all the goner ladies dig it.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:50 pm
You look too much like Ben Franklin

Holy shit that is funny!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:51 pm
The long hair thing isn't working so well in the front, where your hair's starting to recede. Other things that aren't working so well for you: Being good at stuff and leaving the house.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:55 pm
You know I really love you alll, right?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:56 pm
Who wants to cyber-hug?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:57 pm
All yer bosses' need to watch what you do all day on the computer. Whatta waste of time.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:57 pm
thanks for the constructive criticism, mr. pastlame. bazooka joe told me i looked like father time when we met.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:58 pm
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 7:59 pm
Love for sale,
Appetising young love for sale.
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled,
Love that's only slightly soiled,
Love for sale.
Who will buy?
Who would like to sample my supply?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:00 pm
I rule!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:00 pm

Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:02 pm
Who else WAS in the (OG) Wrong Numbers besides Dirk n BJ?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:02 pm
I just got a fat raise.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:03 pm
Mark Beef
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:03 pm
Miriam Linna was our drummer, but now that I'm kicked out I doubt she'll do it. She actually told me she loved me on Saturday.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:03 pm
I just got a fat raise
Is that what you kids are calling boners these days?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:04 pm
Yeah, I meant I have a boner.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:05 pm
She actually told me she loved me on Saturday.
What's not to love?
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:06 pm
yeah sorry mike sniper. we all don't have important jobs pricin records like you. what is this an ex-bass players of the wrong numbers covention???
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:43 pm
So what's this about a restraining order?
Fuck this jibba-jabba, and we here in new york know it's be the center of original gay-punk, with Dee Dee fuckin all those guys and shit? Lou Reed? Jayne County? Danny Fields? Gerard Mengele??? It dont matter to me, an I know it was all on the 'down low' back then, but it's pretty known all the punk guys were suckin each other off. I hearrrrd all about it, so don't try and front. hell, i even let Darryl suck my dick once in a while... but just because I'm from NY, so when in Rome my man...
-Dr. K
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:49 pm
Doc, you were my man back in the day.

Toldja, Mike! Pure gold. Even brought Lastname outta retirement.
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 8:51 pm
Mark Beef

yeah I was in the band, but them other guys didn't like the fact that I didn't want to wear a birthday hat 24/7 and I was getting a little sick of punch and pie and actually maybe wanted to hear some songs that I was gonna be affiliated with.

Plus the constant groping of those birthday clowns was annoying as hell.

FUCK A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:01 pm
Even brought Lastname outta retirement.

I know!!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:02 pm | Edited by: Mark Beef
oh yeah and my comedy career has taken off
I'll be opening for Lance Armstrong on his tour this fall plus alot of smaller gigs like

Ace Hardware #3452
Levensque, WI

Ma Harden's Municipal Palace
Dundee, MN

Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow
Morgue Facility
Fargo, ND

and some others that are real hush hush
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:17 pm


Eric, I'll slay you, you pussy!!!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:29 pm | Edited by: Mark Beef
what the fuck


you guys are all asleep under your desk after lunch, huh
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:34 pm
what the fuck


Party's still going fag. I was just so high I couldn't type. You try eating an elephant belly full of smoke. Man I'm sooo high... PARTY!!!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:45 pm
Greatest thread EVER!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:45 pm
name your band
the wronng numbers

it's shake and bake
and I helped
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:47 pm
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:48 pm
name your band
the wronng numbers

Actually it should be THE WRONGG NUMBERS cus GG is cooler than NN
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:50 pm
no waaaaay

NN is where the party's at
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:52 pm
NNope. unless yr talkin' bout Nervous Norvous
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 9:53 pm
shoulda been noPPe

Posted: Aug 23, 2006 10:00 pm
Nervous Norvus
Nazi Nimrods
Nanking Nasties
NY Niggers
Nope and the Nopeheads
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 10:02 pm
Uh...EXCUSE ME???!!!

I was taking a break from my pedicure when I noticed someone was intrested in SUEING somebody? I must tell you that your chances of getting half are slim to none unless you can get impregnated by the man. I know this cause the housekeeper on the holidays is ALWAYS being dragged into court for
'he owes me for this kid, and that house' etc.etc... This is why she can only work on holidays. If you need a lawyer I can have on of my personal assistants step and fetch it (probably court appointed tho...) and post it for you ifyou like.

On a lighter note, I'm totally excited for shooting this fantastic film this fall and you must all go and see it. It's called SLAMMER! And my characters name is Maggie Ray. I can't divulge much more info than that right now cause of legal mumbojumbo ya know...But I'll keep ya posted!

Buy my perfume!!!!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 10:04 pm
allright - page 2!!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 10:10 pm
when is mike beef gonna say somethin funny???
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 10:17 pm
when I open for the Wrong Numbers/Cococoma Battle of the bands
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 10:19 pm
you're hired!
Posted: Aug 23, 2006 10:24 pm
I promise to be funny or I'll let dirk diggler tell me all about his famous pals
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