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Posted: Aug 16, 2006 9:53 pm
 
Posted: Aug 16, 2006 9:56 pm
 
For 8 years, I've been praying to my shrine of porcelain Jon-Benet dolls that I bought from the back of Parade Magazine...

AND GOD LISTENED!
Posted: Aug 16, 2006 9:59 pm
 
So Gary Glitter did it?
Posted: Aug 16, 2006 10:08 pm
 
You beat me to it!!!
Posted: Aug 16, 2006 10:17 pm
 
Gary Glitter! Ah, Ha!!!
Posted: Aug 16, 2006 10:35 pm
 
Posted: Aug 16, 2006 10:38 pm
 
Bang Kok.

Bang a Kok, Bang a Kok..get it on.
Posted: Aug 16, 2006 11:06 pm
 
thailand
i too was grateful for the map of thailand
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 1:34 am
 
You mean her father didn't actually do it???
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 1:53 am
 
You mean her father didn't actually do it???

he just jerked off while he watched. that was part of the 'deal'.
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 2:01 am
 
The Whittingtons!!!
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 2:59 am
 
wait

when the fuck did the mom die?
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 3:36 am
 
earlier this year? quite recently.
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 4:11 am
 
"hi , I teech 2nd grade...
you need good engwish to Thai teecher???
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 4:34 pm
 
He didn't do it....
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 5:52 pm | Edited by: Uptight White
 
He did if you believe he could have transported himself away from family a Christmas celebration with his wife in Alabama to Boulder, CO, and been back in enough time after doing the deed so that nobody noticed his absence. So far he seems like a demented fall guy/pedo being used to restore the reputation of the Ramsey's, which is all they ever cared about anyway.
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 6:10 pm
 
Daddy Did It!
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 7:37 pm
 
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 7:40 pm
 
Where are the JBR jokes?
Posted: Aug 17, 2006 7:57 pm
 
1) What did JonBenet's father get her for her first
birthday?

An elastic bandage to wrap her in so she would not explode
when he fucked her.

2) What did JonBenet's father get her for her second
birthday?

On the pill.

3) What did JonBenet's father get her for her third
Birthday?

A Fisher-Price Big Book of the Kamra Sutra.


4) What did JonBenet's father get her for her fourth
birthday?

A Bikini wax.

5) What did Jon Benet's father get her for her fifth
birthday?

Breast implants.

6) What did JonBenet's father get her for her sixth
birthday?

Embalmed.
Posted: Aug 18, 2006 3:00 am
 
Q; DId ya hear about the JBR Doll?
A; You wind it up and it gets killed.
Posted: Aug 18, 2006 3:58 am
 
Q: Did you kill the little girl?
A: Yes, I did!!!

Q: (another smaller, trivial question about the case)
A: NO COMMENT!

Nothing strange going on here, no set up, nope!
Posted: Aug 18, 2006 5:07 am
 
this guy mighta done the west memphis killings- just ask him!
Posted: Aug 18, 2006 12:52 pm
 
This guy didnt do nuthin except caught a case of the schiziods and touched a few thai kids on their "no-spots".

The only thing that pisses me off is that shit was FINALLY starting to die down in the supermarket tabliods. Now I gotta look at those creepy glamour kiddie-porn headshots everytime I buy beer & grociers for ten MORE years.
Posted: Aug 18, 2006 12:52 pm
 
I thought Bat-Boy did it.
Posted: Aug 18, 2006 4:55 pm
 
Posted: Aug 18, 2006 5:09 pm
 
this guy mighta done the west memphis killings- just ask him!

Can you say "Grassy Knoll?"
Posted: Aug 18, 2006 6:07 pm
 
no comment.
Posted: Aug 19, 2006 12:26 am
 
Posted: Aug 19, 2006 12:30 am
 
http://www.universalroyalty.com/1fffa.jpg

oh my god. "i'm rich, bitch!"
Posted: Aug 19, 2006 3:19 am
 
could one of you hot little mamas wear a tea era
as opposed to a tea bag?
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