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Posted: Jul 21, 2006 11:26 pm
I went to the doctor because I'd accidentally swallowed a whole bottle of sleeping pills. My, doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
Posted: Jul 21, 2006 11:27 pm
I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
Posted: Jul 21, 2006 11:46 pm
Posted: Jul 22, 2006 12:04 am | Edited by: Hugh Jass
I went to a psychiatrist and asked him, "Doc what's wrong with me?" He told me I was crazy. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he told me I was also ugly.
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