Posted: Jul 26, 2006 10:34 pm
oh, yes. how could i forget. my uncle has the worst fake teeth on the planet. he's probably 40-45 and decided to get all his teeth knocked out and get dentures. they are so bad that at first glance you might think that he was wearing billy bob teeth from the drugstore. but you would be wrong. he paid good money to have dentures that are 10 sizes too big. like somebody knocked the teeth out of a horse and glued them together and sold them to my sucka uncle.
so, i'm just leaving the doctor after the usual 2 hour wait, tired, feeling like shit and signing out when he sidles up to me and asks what i'm doing there in the middle of the day.
i absently replied " had to see the doctor"
"what for" he clicks
"yeeeeeahhhh. but what'chou doing here in the middle of the day? you pregnant or something?"
".................i gotta go get my prescription"
deadcity i'm confident you can describe how bad the teeth are much better than i did. istill can't look at him in the face and he's had them for a coupla years at least.