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Posted: Jul 18, 2006 1:11 am
Which one is "better"?
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 1:15 am
i prefer fucktard, but if i had a choice of those 2...definitely fuckface.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 1:18 am
weasel tits
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 1:19 am
bitch cakes
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 1:26 am
Correct answer is: "I LIKE FUCKFACE AND I'M HIGH AS FUCK."
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 1:41 am
Fuckface definitely reigns supreme.

Posted: Jul 18, 2006 2:25 am
if someone's being an asshole, fuckface. if someone's being an idiot, fuckhead.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 2:28 am
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 2:58 am
What about fu*ckstick? I use that one waaaay more than either of those options.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 3:10 am
My dad used to call me that all the time. That, and dickweed. And Earache. And Gaylick.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 3:13 am
if someone's being an asshole, fuckface. if someone's being an idiot, fuckhead.

This is actually excellent logic.

Originally I was just trying to make fun of all those: "What's better, Hubble Bubble's first album or Black Sabbath's first album?" threads, but now that this has quickly evolved into an interesting and enlightening exchange.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 3:46 am
i love calling someone a "fucknut" too.

i like "dickweed" too.

"gaylick". that's hilarious. heh.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 4:28 am
numb nuts
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 8:44 am
Remember Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts? That guy was a fat fuckin' fucktard.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 9:10 am
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 3:43 pm
I really thought "jag bag" was gonna catch on . . .
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 3:58 pm
I use "fuckhole." I know some use "fuckstick."
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 4:07 pm
fuckstick, all the way.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 4:29 pm
I've used "Fuck-Knuckle" in time of desperation.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 5:12 pm
I find myself using "cocksucker" a lot when I'm watching a lot of Deadwood.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 5:16 pm
sometimes fuckchop does the trick
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 8:07 pm
On the Beavis and Butthead DVD collection, during the bonus documentary "Taint of Greatness", Mike Judge has a great story about using "assmunch" versus "buttmunch" on the show.

This discussion reminds me of that anecdote.

Posted: Jul 18, 2006 8:19 pm
"Fuckface" easily. I've never heard anyone use the term "fuckhead". For my money, "douche bag" is still king though.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 9:16 pm
I like fuckface better. I think it's more effective too because you get that 'f' alliteration...
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 10:50 pm
fuckhead its more of a idiot an i deal with a lot of fuckheads
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:09 pm
Fuckface has been a favorite of mine ever since a friend of mine showed me his Bill Ripken '89 Fleer card back in 7th grade.


I wonder what this bitch is worth now?
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:09 pm
"Fucksworth" is good when referring to some who's rich and/or pretentious.
i.e: "fuck that uppity fucksworth motherfucker"
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:11 pm
I would use fuckhead at formal gatherings such as dinner parties and funerals, and fuckface in more casual settings, like Applebees or childrens sporting events. It just seems more polite.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:16 pm
Fuckface really is pretty good. My favorite "fuck" phrase, though, is "fan-fucking-tastic" when employed with sarcasm. As in:
"Well, fan-fucking-tastic. Eat a bag of dick, fuckface."
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:23 pm
i like 'fuck you in the face' but fuckstick is good to.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:23 pm
Hell yeah! I remember the infamous Billy Ripken "fuckface" baseball card. Goes to show you how popular Cal & Billy were with their teammates. Ha! Ha!

"Eat a bag of dicks!" is another great one. Thanks for reminding us, Jack.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:24 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
i like 'fuck you in the face' but fuckstick is good to.

as is "Fuck you with sticks.", or "Fuck you with Styx." Not sure which is worse...
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:27 pm
"Fuck you with Styx."

ouch...you just eye raped me, asshole.
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:29 pm
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:31 pm
go fuck yourself. go fuck yourself A LOT!
Posted: Jul 18, 2006 11:33 pm
You're mighty giddy...
A finger break through the toilet paper again?
Posted: Jul 19, 2006 12:54 am
Posted: Jul 19, 2006 3:45 am
OR FISH so go take your ass a piss
Posted: Jul 19, 2006 3:48 am
what is that unique oder ?
Posted: Jul 19, 2006 10:58 am
i still like fuck-o from goodfellas.
instead of bag of dicks, i like bag of asses.
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