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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:13 pm | Edited by: OffspringPUNK77
tell me why.

lather me in insults or praise my punkittude.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:32 pm
cause you have the World Up Your Ass
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:35 pm
i got dicks up there too!
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:37 pm
I loved you on Supernova last night.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:38 pm
cause you came into this world
like a puzzled retard
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:38 pm
Because you wear a leather jacket with baggy cargo shorts.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:38 pm
and you don't like Mondays
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:40 pm
i LOVE the mammas and the daddys though
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:45 pm
Cuz you got fucked a lot in prison.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:47 pm
You know somebody who uses the name "Wattie."
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:49 pm
that is all you all got? boring.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:56 pm
that is all who got?

at least we ain't "punk"
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:58 pm
Speak for yourself, I'm punk as fuck!
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:00 pm
yeah right, brah

you don't even like KISS or Turbonegro
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:12 pm
if you arent punk then what are you? goners? thats old you oldies listening fruit eating fagets.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:15 pm
I'm a person who's bored by you

and what the hell is a faget?
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:16 pm
I just want to talk about my feelings for a minute...
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:20 pm
let it out
we're all listening
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:27 pm
Well, hang on. I need to get my composure...

Well, it's just that....

I, um, I don't think...

There's just no good reason for Rye bread.

There. I said it. Thanks for letting me share.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:28 pm
Maybe it was fetal alcohol syndrome.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:29 pm
TUNA MELT you fucking FREAK! Man, you're like school at 5 AM...

Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:33 pm
Sourdough is really the only good bread for melts.

I think the only redeeming quality of rye bread is those little rye chips you can put into chex mix, along with your peanuts and pretzels.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:34 pm
Rye bread

Uh, what about a Rueben??
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:35 pm
I'd rather just have a corned-beef and cheese on a hoagie.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:36 pm
rye bread is totally crucial to the rueben, dude
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:37 pm
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:38 pm
Rye bread is really the Riverdance of breads.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:38 pm
if there was never rye bread there never would have been a French Revolution or LSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:40 pm
HA! Rye is like the Chuck Norris of bread! I don't love it, but it's pretty tough.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:43 pm
At least LSD doesn't taste like rye.
(any moment now, banned will come and tell me I'm wrong)

And as for the French Revolution, well, would you make French - I mean Feedom - Toast out of rye? I think not, sir.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:44 pm
You're not supposed to call Chuck Norris "limpwristed".
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:45 pm
if you were on LSD you might

and then top it with MAPLE SURPLE
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:07 pm
Rueben = greatest sandwich ever! Rye is manditory. I had one someplace the other day, but they made it on chibota(sp?). Suck!
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:07 pm
Cos you had more candy bars than anyone else on the cell block?
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:09 pm
I eat my ruebens on PUMPERNICKLE you buncha fagets!

but I do love rye.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:10 pm
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:16 pm
you're a pumpernickle.
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 10:42 pm
but I do love rye.

swirl rye! problem solved.
mustard and onions are crucial to corned beef, dude
Posted: Jul 13, 2006 11:53 pm
I'm hungry...
Posted: Jul 14, 2006 12:01 am
i got half a reuben in my fridge. anybody want it?
Posted: Jul 14, 2006 12:19 am
Racheals are pretty good as well........
Posted: Jul 14, 2006 12:25 am
It's R-E-U-B-E-N, ya wierdos.
Posted: Jul 14, 2006 12:26 am

When I said you could spend a few weeks in my guest room, I didn't say you could go on all the boards in my Favorites list and post inane comments. Also, I don't know if you misunderstood our "rent" talk, but if you call spitting on me, walking out of my dungeon, and then trying to call your parents for a ride home "oral sex" you got a thing or two to learn. Btw, I disconnected the phone and locked your door, so don't try busting out of here. You're parents don't understand you anyways, you're a punk...a rebel...nobody does, just me. Remember?

-Your Pal Greg
Posted: Jul 14, 2006 4:15 pm
Yeah, I remember. Sorry Gramps!
Posted: Jul 14, 2006 8:46 pm
didn't conan obrien start this whole chuck norris crap ??
Posted: Jul 15, 2006 12:49 am
'Cuz you don't play slide guitar, apparently...
Posted: Jul 15, 2006 6:39 am
Uhh... I'm so punk. You guys are not.
Posted: Jul 15, 2006 6:45 am
Pogo or Die.
Posted: Jul 15, 2006 7:19 am
Uh....EXCUSE ME???!!

His name is PEPE. Not POGO. And he's late with my apple martini. I'm going to have to send another one of his relatives back on the boat from wherever the hell they came from.Then he will know not to be late with my apple martini anymore. Pepe!...Oh Pepe!!!!

Posted: Jul 16, 2006 2:05 pm

At least LSD doesn't taste like rye.

You are correct. LSD is both odorless and tasteless.
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