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Goner Message Board / ???? / Yesterday a bird pooped on my arm
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 8:56 pm
It was purple and smelled like jam.
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 8:59 pm
I've had a couple of near misses...
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 9:02 pm
A bird flew by and shit on my shoulder when I was a kid. I wasn't impressed.
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 9:03 pm
That happened to me at fuckin' Disneyland of all places.
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 9:06 pm
I've been divebombed a couple of times...
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 9:15 pm
Getting pooped on by a bird is considered good luck in many cultures. Congratulations.
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 9:24 pm
Everybody's a critic
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 9:25 pm
Ask Cindy Lauper if she thinks it's good luck
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 10:44 pm | Edited by: SAMBEAUX
I hope you fucking kicked that bird's ass.

Man, I fucking hate birds. They're probably my least favorite thing that poops.
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 10:52 pm
Mice and roaches shit and niether of 'em sing. Chicken's a bird and I loooooove chickens!
Posted: Jun 23, 2006 11:01 pm
My arm's are fecal-free. However, my Ford gets the attention of every pigeon in LA.

Joe likes Cocks!
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