"I never realized there are two pandas fucking in that moon."

"hey..did ya hear that..?cool, me either"

THIS IS MY HEAD YOU BITCH!

I think that would be a good topic to post

they need to get some better billboards for MADD. haven't they had any good drunk driving deaths since 1984?

(in reference to the billboard on union)

windy, i've thought the same thing myself, seeing that billboard.

"i look like total trash today in a wifebeater and no bra and a short skirt. i should go walk down summer avenue." - last really funny thing i thought to myself.

This morning in bed I farted 2 times and was going for the 3rd when the tecate wanted out. I said when I was running "never fart 3 times in a row. Never..."

Ned you need to kill yourself!!!

I knew you'd never die fucker!

After farting loudly:
Did someone move a dumpster?

"don't put that in there...."