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Posted: Jun 9, 2006 8:04 am
it's true!
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 8:12 am
Get messed up.
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 11:37 am
Whats orange and looks good on a hippie?
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 3:09 pm
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 3:32 pm
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 3:33 pm
Whats the difference between a trampoline and a hippie?
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 4:42 pm
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 4:48 pm
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 4:53 pm
wakka wakka wakka!
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 4:56 pm
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 5:01 pm

1 to cry about it, 5 to post to an indie rock forum talking about how great the new lightbulb is, 15 to say that the old lightbulb was just fine, and to wish they'd stop changing their light and 25 to flame each other on typoes and musical taste.


none. Emo kids like to cry in the dark.
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 5:01 pm
How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, hippies can't change anything.
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 5:02 pm
Now, back to hippy jokes, please.
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 5:04 pm
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 5:09 pm
A hippy walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How
much for that TV set in the window?" The owner looks at the TV set,
then looks at the hippy, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads."
So the hippy tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come
back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the hippy comes back
and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the
And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the
hippy leaves again. He comes back a week later and says, "How much
for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't sell to
The hippy looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 5:31 pm
How do you know if a hippy has been in your house?

He's still there.
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 5:58 pm
how many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

hippies don't screw in light bulbs. they screw in dirty sleeping bags.
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 7:41 pm
punks is hippies
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 11:26 pm
What do you do if there's a hippie in your backyard with his arm blown off?

Stop laughing and reload!
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 11:44 pm
How do you save a hippie from drowning?

...you say you don't know? Good.
Posted: Jun 9, 2006 11:57 pm
3 hippies jump off a building. One has been taking acid and thinks he can fly. The second one has taken more acid and thinks he can fly too and the third one is a dumb longhaired worthless piece of shit who thinks he can fly because he is a hippie- Who hits the ground first?

Who cares?
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