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Posted: Jun 5, 2006 7:25 am
A waterproof boombox, you bitch!
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 10:32 am
My house. Right now, the credit union & I own it.
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 1:24 pm
my own house and a bad ass el camino.
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 2:14 pm
8 track reel to reel recorder
Me too. The Tascam 388 to be exact.
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 2:43 pm
My house and a decent car. And a time machine.
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 3:08 pm
Your fuckin' scalp! Praise Jesus!!
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 3:16 pm
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 3:57 pm | Edited by: Razor A Go Go
Snoopy snocone machine
A complete set of Trixie Belden hardbacks
Toaster oven
House, dog
Baseball team
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 3:58 pm
gyro meat log
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 4:01 pm
a winning lottery ticket (Mega Millions, not that scratch-off shit)
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 4:06 pm
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 4:39 pm
I use to have a Snoopy sno-cone maker when I was 8. I used to put soda in it, but it tasted like ass.
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 5:28 pm
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 5:46 pm
The hair that's fallen out since I was a teen ... Bobby Gillespie's head in a jar ... a lefthanded Gretsch ... My old tan AC15 ... The Artwoods demo 45s I sold when I was broke ... Jim Dickinson & The Catmondo Quartet 45 ... A jukebox ... Some Dancing Pigs BBQ sauce ...
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 5:50 pm
a fucking nuclear weapon hanger.... with nuclear weapons and a helicopter and a brothel.
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 5:59 pm
A flame-thrower and a couple of shotguns. Survival kit for the apocalypse.
Posted: Jun 5, 2006 6:37 pm
At this moment I wish I owned United Record Pressing so I could fire the inept bozo's that are working there.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 12:00 am
a bike-fi that works. i built the prototype last summer. it was not very sucessful.
also, a crossbow for the rats.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 12:00 am
Tamiflu stockpile
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 12:04 am
a doctorate degree in history, my own house with the best kitchen ever, a 67 gto, a terrific bass guitar, and a female newfoundland puppy. i will knock out one of those things this week.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 12:17 am
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 12:40 am
you'll shoot your eye out
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 12:43 am

its all yours
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 12:50 am
a house. another guitar. a car I'm not embarassed about. an ipod. a new bike. one of those star-weapon-boomerand things like the dude from Krull had.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 12:54 am
one of those star-weapon-boomerand things like the dude from Krull had.

you should have taken a metal shop class in high school
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 1:00 am | Edited by: Alisa
10 acres in Sugar Grove, NC.

Dan Bern's house.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 1:02 am
a sausage press
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 4:42 am
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 4:43 am
a sailboat
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 6:52 am
some bitches
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 7:16 am
a good cup of coffee and someone to do my grocery shopping for me so i don't have to go right now
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 1:44 pm
Snoopy snocone machine

i want one of those big slushy machine like at DQ with tons of grape and blue raspberry syrup
i want the chrome box set
i want that 70's pioneer turntable with the light up touch start controls
i want a blunt the size of my leg
and some other shit
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 2:08 pm
i want a pair of those shoes that turn into roller skates... oh yeah i would like to have my dignity back as well.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 4:45 pm
balls of steel.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 4:47 pm
sugar sandwich
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 4:58 pm
a doctorate degree in history

I would like one of these too, I'm still stuck with a BA.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 5:01 pm
A magical, never-ending hamburger.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 5:16 pm
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 5:19 pm
I wish that Alarm Grenade was cheaper.
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 5:25 pm
I wish I owned a robot that looked and sounded Exactly like Jessica Alba. And the Real Thing!
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 5:29 pm
A free Ponys CD
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 8:09 pm
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 8:43 pm
self-sucking penis
Posted: Jun 6, 2006 10:08 pm
self-sucking penis

Genius. Patent this now!
Posted: Jun 7, 2006 2:14 am | Edited by: dale
Right now I wish I had some weed. Nothing like a doobie after some serious swimming..and I still wish I owned United Record Pressing so I could fire them all.
Posted: Jun 7, 2006 2:20 am
self-sucking penis
Ron Jeremy has/d one. I recommend the Grande Finale of INSIDE SEKA. Thee funniest part of it is when they play a slide kazoo right as R.J. is blowing his load...
Posted: Jun 7, 2006 2:25 am
slide kazoo.... underrated.
Posted: Jun 7, 2006 10:39 pm
How would a slide kazoo work? You just hum the pitch(glasando?)up or down to whatever note you wanna hit.
Posted: Jun 7, 2006 10:44 pm
I am envisioning a slide whistle with a piece of flappy rubber or something trapped inside to make it sound like a kazoo
Posted: Jun 7, 2006 10:45 pm
flappy rubber

Posted: Jun 8, 2006 12:33 am
a slide whistle
That's what I meant. Sorry....
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