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Posted: Jun 2, 2006 4:23 am
What a shitty fuckin' cola. I will never write a song about the Dew. Whoever came up with this drink is a real asshole.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 4:26 am
its not cola...
its sizzurp
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 5:01 am
Daniel Johnston seemed to LOVE that shit.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 2:33 pm
you ain't country . . .
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 2:45 pm | Edited by: jonwayne
Mountain Dew in glass bottles is the best.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 4:36 pm
red heads drink moutain dew and eat doritos.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 5:24 pm
what about that Lime Mountain Dew sold at Taco Bell..?
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 5:30 pm
Nectar of Tards
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 7:59 pm
Mountain Dew in glass bottles is the best.

you damn right . . . feeel the burn
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 8:02 pm
feeel the burn

I'll make you feel the burn alright, Esquire.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 8:04 pm
Daniel Johnston seemed

I don't think he's dead
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 8:31 pm
red heads drink moutain dew and eat doritos.

I like redheads
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 8:49 pm
do you like kissin a red head with orange dorito teeth and mountain dew breath?
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 8:57 pm
When I was a teen, my best friend lived in a trailer down the road. They always had Kroger brand Mt. Dew (Citrus Drop?) and her mom would make us taco salads and give us Citrus Drop to drink - I'd always been a Dr. Pepper person til then. I thought it was the nectar of the gods. I had a craving for it a few weeks back and went down to the breakroom and got some real Mt. Dew. After I finally managed to get it all down, I had terrible indigestion and thought I was gonna barf. That said, I think I'm gonna go down there and get some more right now. I could use a pick-me-up.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 10:19 pm
It's a proven scientific fact that Mountain Dew rots your teeth and shrinks your balls...
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 1:22 am
Citrus Drop

Reminds me of campin days with Wal-Mart brand Mountain Lightning and Dr. Thunder.
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 1:24 am | Edited by: I am the Arm
Mountain Dew is also another name for moonshine if y'all weren't hillbillies or watched movies with Deliverance types.

I think Moonshine still...
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 1:49 am
Here in North Carolina we have Sun Drop , it is the best of all the bright green drinks. We used to mix it with Jim Beam and have Sun Beams, ummm......
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 2:08 am
Y'all North Carolinians really gayed that drink up with a funnylamename.
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 4:20 am
What do you call the sweat between Dolly Parton's tits?
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 5:18 am
I dunno... Sweat? Oh fuck, she 60. She needs to give me her number. I fuck her up da azz and cum in her big blond hair, she use it as shampoo.
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 5:18 am

Posted: Jun 3, 2006 5:19 am
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 7:43 am
I love it, however, the name...Mountain Dew? Sounds kinda gross. Like Squirt...
Posted: Jun 3, 2006 7:49 am

comes from a ladies pussy (nectar of the gods) if they sold lady juice i would drink it 24 hrs a day nonstop
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