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Posted: May 30, 2006 9:03 pm
 
so I've been dating this guy who is a in a Goner type band. I've been having really strange cravings, and EPT has confirmed it. What do I do?

has anyone else had this happen to them?

I'm serious.
Posted: May 30, 2006 9:31 pm
 
well yes...duh...but I mean by guys in bands. His band is getting popular, and I don't know wheter to tell him..or what?
Posted: May 30, 2006 9:34 pm
 
Just tell us....we won't tell nobody.
Posted: May 30, 2006 9:44 pm
 
is it the guy from Nickelback?
Posted: May 30, 2006 9:49 pm
 
It's not Rod the Bod, he can't give you a baby anymore!
Posted: May 30, 2006 9:49 pm
 
Sevendust.
Posted: May 30, 2006 9:59 pm
 
so I've been dating this guy who is a in a Goner type band. I've been having really strange cravings, and EPT has confirmed it.

what do you mean by strange cravings? like you wake up and need to hear a song off one of the killed by death comps but you don't know which volume, so you spend two hours looking for it? sounds like you got knocked up by a goner alright.
Posted: May 30, 2006 10:45 pm
 
Is it "?" or one of the Mysterians?
Posted: May 30, 2006 11:03 pm
 
He gave you AIDS
Posted: May 30, 2006 11:38 pm
 
Michael Bateman knocked up my cat one time. Those were some fugly kittens.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:16 am
 
Well..I'm scared to say who. Since he's kinda grouchy on the board.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:18 am
 
i fail to see what difference his band has to do with fatherhood. get an abortion is my advice.


Well if he was in "rad" band like yours brad then I wouldn't care. I'd out you. not to mention I'd get 2 abortions just be safe.

But yeah his band is really important to him. and he's making a come back.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:27 am
 
so get an abortion and dont tell him about it. problem solved.


That's the thing...I think he loves me and since he's older he might like the opportunity to be a dad.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:34 am
 
its not dirk diggler is it?

that was gonna be my question.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:37 am
 
If my screen name was Womb Raider, I would stay far away from this thread.


Which is a fake.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:39 am
 
I didn't want him to find out this way. but yes! It's Ned. Once I saw him play, it was all over. I had to have him. now I have a piece of him growing inside me.

I've considered the abortion thing, But I know Ned loves me.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:41 am
 
Which is a fake.

Norah, our love is not fake. Why don't you make yourself a sandwich?You know which kind.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:42 am
 
Please no one tell Ned before I can.
Posted: May 31, 2006 12:53 am
 
I thought you was gonna say Jeff Evans!
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 3:31 pm
 
now I have a piece of him growing inside me.


Does he have leprosy?
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 3:36 pm
 
I almost believed this until I remebered when Pastlame told me that Ned had some trouble getting hard.
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 4:08 pm
 
i already have kids. unlike you impotent fags.
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 5:06 pm
 
knuckle children don't count.
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 5:41 pm
 
DIGGLER blows it DEEP up in his woman!
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 6:51 pm
 
if you don't have kids it's the same as being gay. fags.
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 7:00 pm
 
NUH-UH LIAR!
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 10:27 pm
 
being fat and talentless is gay too.
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 10:43 pm
 
Why don't we just agree that everything is gay and be done with it?
Posted: Jun 1, 2006 10:47 pm
 
reading this thread gave me afternoon sickness. i'm going to throw myself down the stairs and into the liquor cabinet to keep on the safe side of things.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 2:54 pm
 
if you don't have kids it's the same as being gay. fags.

The fewer people on this board who have kids, the better. Stop encouraging them, Dirk.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 4:08 pm
 
I'm babysitting right now, that's enough to make me want the baybays.
Posted: Jun 2, 2006 6:22 pm
 
I made James Arthur preggers in da butt.
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