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Posted: May 8, 2006 6:27 pm
 
Synths
Posted: May 8, 2006 6:29 pm
 
French horn
Posted: May 8, 2006 6:38 pm
 
The one in my pants.
Posted: May 8, 2006 6:49 pm
 
oboe, triangle
Posted: May 8, 2006 6:50 pm
 
All instruments are awesome.
Posted: May 8, 2006 6:50 pm
 
Skin Flute!
Posted: May 8, 2006 6:50 pm
 
butt trumpet
Posted: May 8, 2006 6:50 pm
 
Mexican jewharp
Posted: May 8, 2006 7:01 pm
 
The double reed suck my dick.
Posted: May 8, 2006 7:08 pm
 
The guitar, the way most of you fags play them.
Posted: May 8, 2006 7:10 pm
 
Flute!
Posted: May 8, 2006 7:19 pm
 
piccolo
Posted: May 8, 2006 7:48 pm
 
What the fuck is a piccolo? (other than the fact it's an imstrument)
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:02 pm
 
ocarina
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:06 pm
 
Saxophone's are pretty gay.
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:07 pm
 
drums
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:23 pm
 
turntables
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:24 pm
 
5 string bass
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:24 pm
 
Human beatbox
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:27 pm
 
a blade of grass is pretty gay
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:27 pm
 
Fretless bass makes me feel like I've got bed spins.
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:31 pm
 
The trom-boner.
Posted: May 8, 2006 8:58 pm
 
ass fucking
Posted: May 8, 2006 10:48 pm
 
Bill and I invented the Keyguitar out of necessity for anyone wanting to play "boys of summer" by themselves...it's a double neck with one neck for the keytar and the other a guitar... now that is the gayest instrument ever!
Posted: May 8, 2006 10:52 pm
 
pink oboe
Posted: May 8, 2006 10:53 pm
 
Am I gay for really owning a double neck guitar?
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:19 pm
 
a blade of grass is pretty gay

wha?!
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:22 pm
 
here's a totally NOT gay insturment: Beer Bottle Organ
http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/om06300.html
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:23 pm
 
Keytar?
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:25 pm
 
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:25 pm
 
Beer Bottle Organ
Wow That Elanor Rigby be slammin.
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:26 pm
 
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:30 pm
 
Jane Fonda
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:32 pm
 
homophone?
Posted: May 8, 2006 11:41 pm
 
ottawarockerdude, thanks. I just lost about 20 minutes of my life on that site. And not a Drum Buddy to be found.
Posted: May 9, 2006 12:07 am
 
Anything Ned Gayden touches and calls an instrument.
Posted: May 9, 2006 1:35 am
 
Posted: May 8, 2006, 1:48 pm Quote What the fuck is a piccolo? (other than the fact it's an imstrument)

A piccolo is an even tinier flute.
Posted: May 9, 2006 1:46 am
 
I'm building the gayest drum kit ever...Parts list include

piccolo snare
splash cymbal
china cymbal
roto toms
bongo drums
gongs
double bass
drumkits with more than 3 toms
cymbals smaller than 14"
kick drums bigger than 22"
those metal or plastic drum sticks


I even picked up some wrist wraps for strength and stability.
I'm gonna beat up Neal Pert for his 42 peice cymbal arrangment.
Posted: May 9, 2006 2:25 am
 
but do you have a cowbell?
Posted: May 9, 2006 2:51 am
 
http://sialkotpak.com/music/images/lc-403.jpg

A? Uhem! I said gayest and I meant it.
Posted: May 9, 2006 4:40 am
 
Soprano saxophone.
Posted: May 9, 2006 11:35 am
 
ocarina
Posted: May 9, 2006 11:38 am
 
Ocarina? Tell that to Reg Presley!
Posted: May 9, 2006 9:43 pm
 
Drum kits with those stupid fucking chrome bars in front of them. Jesus.
Posted: May 9, 2006 10:41 pm
 
200 glasses filled with differing amounts of water. You spit on your finger and play the rims...
Posted: May 9, 2006 10:53 pm
 
Posted: May 9, 2006 10:59 pm
 
Posted: May 9, 2006 11:00 pm
 
those drums that aren't really drums...just some electronic heads to hit, but they're built like a drum set
Posted: May 9, 2006 11:05 pm
 
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