Posted: May 5, 2006 9:45 pm
I was buying beer today and I yawned and the cashier said, "Don't do that. It's not allowed!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's so FUCKING clever and original and funny! Other shit:
"WHOA! Too much information!"
"Workin' hard or hardly workin'??"
I also hate work humor, when somebody I barely know makes a joke about either 1.) when the day is going to end, 2.) that Friday is coming up, or 3.) how it's Monday and they wish it was still the weekend. There's one dude I'd always say hi to, and ask how he was doing, and he'd INVARIABLY just shrug and say "It's Tuesday" or whatever day it was, as if that answered my question. Fucking DILDO BREATH!!!!