Posted: May 4, 2006 5:41 pm
I'm starting a movement. An extreme non-violent resistance campaign. What am I resisting? Being awake. At work. That shit is for losers.
Henceforth, I will be taking a short nap, at my desk, following lunch each weekday. I did this yesterday and it felt great. I think there are studies about the benefits of it somewhere. In fact, a good portion of the world participates in this activity.
"yeah but those countries aren't industrious like the good old u.s.a.," you say, "the reason those countries don't have such a strong economy is because they're lazy and nap every day." bullshit. we are the laziest country on the face of the earth. we can afford to nap in the afternoon, trust me. it might even improve our condition.
who's with me? if we start here maybe one day we'll have two hours off in the middle of the day, for eating, drinking wine, and napping. That's how they do it in more advanced countries.