Posted: May 1, 2006 7:43 pm
I too sent them an email saying they were a bunch of idiots. Here's their response:
Hello, Mark Millionaire!
Thank You for writing to the Here Come The Mummies website; we always appreciate a moment taken from your very busy schedule to write us a kind note.
Unfortunately, we are so busy making the gazillions of euros required to accommodate our lifestyles that we have no time to send anything other than this cheesy automated reply; we're really, really sorry about that...
We're thinking that perhaps we'll stop the bacchanal to cry a few tears next time we're on transoceanic flights aboard our vasty fleet of custom Gulfstream jets.
Perhaps while learning Esperanto from our cadre of Salma Hayek clones.
We're trying to figure out what they mean when they say this:
"Ho, bastono ĝi al mi mia panjo majstro, mi ami, ami, ami vi!"
OH! Please don't forget to sign up to the mailing list so that we might keep you, the hungry fan, informed as to when the ghoul-bus will be next coming to town!
As well, please don't forget to go fuck yourself, Mark Millionaire!
PLEASE, everybody flood them with hatemail.