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Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:01 pm
I just got a quote = $175 for 1/2 hour. topless only. Anyone ever pay someone to show up and get naked? I can't tell if this is reasonable or not.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:39 pm
I hear you get more bang for your buck if you hire an "escort" instead, if you know what I mean.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:40 pm
i didnt know you played lacrosse
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 4:02 pm
I think you should hold out for at least $200, c.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 4:10 pm
Look in the back of your local Arts and entertainment weekly. An escort will do more than just dance around topless for about the same price (less even) for the same length of time. If you go the escort route, make sure you ask them if they're a cop or not first. Caveat Emptor: She might be gross...
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 4:19 pm
gross= cop or not?
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 4:21 pm
$200? Is that all you think I'm worth?! I may have a little beer belly, but am HOT. Especially with the braces.

I'm investigating entertainment for a going away party. I did some intial research last night after a few beers and figured I'd be at my best negotiating skills once I sobered up.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 4:38 pm
ask the Lacrosse team.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:50 pm
Especially with the braces.

Are they on your legs? Crippled strippers are the most!
$10-$20 per party goer, excluding the guest of honor, sounds about right for burlesque entertainment.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:58 pm
"gross= cop or not?"

Straight Teeth= Cop
Nasty Teeth= Not Cop (probably)
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:17 pm
You can get a decent Asian stripper for about $300 in NYC. When I say decent I mean topless and she pours the beer over her nipples into the party goers mouth. Nice girl too. I think it depends on the economic situation of the area/region. I believe if you are in a more economically dpressed area, your chances of getting a cheap stripper are better. In other words, just drive to the ghetto!

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Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:20 pm
I may have a little beer belly, but am HOT.

$200 is a low price for a half hour. I was offered $200 for one song. I had the gold hot pants to sport down the bar but I folded due to lack of vodka.
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