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Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:06 am
-Charles Manson
-Jared from Subway
-Ben Stein
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:25 am
Henry Rollins. I'd be mortified that I'd be a rape victim.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:26 am
miss linda!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:32 am
I was stuck in a cell with a crying, middle aged white woman who got busted for bouncing checks for ridiculously high dollar amounts. She was annoying as fuck and wouldn't stop crying. I wanted to punch her in the face.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:42 am
i been stuck in jail with a couple of people on this board... one of 'em wasn't doing so hot.

hey... aim is NOT TO GET IN JAIL! let's start with that and you don't have to worry about the rest!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:57 am
Spent the night in jail with the guy I got arrested with- ex-bandmate who wore lipstick, hairspray, and had a NY Dolls fetish. REAL WEIRD.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 2:35 pm
pretty much anyone in a jail cell is someone I don't wanna be stuck in a jail cell with.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:07 pm
Jade from America's Next Top Model
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:14 pm
how does that dumd saying go about who a real friend is....
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:37 pm
I think it's:
Fake ass friend will bail you out, Real friend will be in there with you.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:33 pm
Ned Hayden
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:39 pm
anyone seen the Henry Rollins show? i just ran into it last night. how long has h is show been on?
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:22 pm
Myself (Age 18- May 1, 1986-Chicago)- I got busted at the May Day parade/demonstration after it turned into a riot. The actual charge was "Mob Action Against the State." My fellow anarcho peace-punks (HAHAHA!) and I were all locked up together for 30 hours. We refused to eat the bologna sandwiches they gave us and we sang Crass songs together. If I had a time machine, I'd go back and kick my own ass in that cell for being such a douche.

Highlight of my stay: an old cop with a Sipowitz-esque Chicago accent actually said, "You think this is fun? You should've been here in '68! THAT was fun!"
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:51 pm
Gary Busey
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:52 pm
good one, even worse would be Mickey Rourke.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:04 pm
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:19 pm
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:35 pm
Michael Jackson
OJ Simpson
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 9:20 pm
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 9:25 pm
Bruce Villanch. Rip Taylor, on the other hand...
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 11:38 pm
Robin Williams doing his jail junket for RV.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 11:55 pm
Bruce Villanch. Rip Taylor, on the other hand...

What about Wayland Flowers and Madame?
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 12:17 am | Edited by: popo
Squeezed between Wayland Flowers and Madame and Slim Goodbody would be unpleasant.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 12:49 am
Squeezed between Wayland Flowers and Madame and Slim Goodbody would be unpleasant.

If you threw Jim J. Bullock into that mix I think I'd hang myself with my belt.
Posted: May 6, 2006 11:36 pm
Hey D-Train, I Wrote "Lil' Debbie" territorial markings in EVERY cell I was in at the SCDC! Nobody likes Miss Linda in jail! I came close to fighting Twice. That's BAD news. Especially for Lil' Debbie! Here's A LITTLE PHRASE all yall bangers need to learn before you get thrown in the slammer! FUCK YOU NIGGA! You'll hear it at least 3 times a day. All yall stupid nerds caint handle no jail time, so straighten up bitches! Two months was more than I could stand! I was just thinking it was a year ago I was in jail,it seemed like forever for poor Lil' Debbie!
Posted: May 6, 2006 11:55 pm
My older brother.
Posted: May 7, 2006 1:08 am
Persons you'd most not wanna be stuck in a jail cell with talking about being stuck in a jail cell: Miss Linda.
Posted: May 7, 2006 1:30 am
I wanna be stuck in jail with the Burger King!
Posted: May 7, 2006 1:53 am
I am thee Burger King
Posted: May 7, 2006 2:28 am
mimi from the drew carey show.
Posted: May 7, 2006 2:39 am
I think it would be awesome to be stuck in jail with Bruce Vilanche because he would make you LAFF!
Posted: May 7, 2006 7:45 pm
in '96 i was stuck in jail wearing a Diesel Queens "proud NAMBLA member" t shirt. that was very interesting.
Posted: May 7, 2006 11:10 pm
i was in jail..2wice...last time i was wearing a TRILLIUM STAFFING work shirt. Then this guy across the cell started to have a wank. Fun. I would not want to be in jail with the guy who played John on CHiPs. FUckin wife beater.
Posted: May 8, 2006 2:15 am | Edited by: Uptight White
Any SOB that thinks he's entitled to the bottom bunk. Make your fights hit-and-run affairs and always pay off your traffic tix.

Stay out of jail.
Posted: May 8, 2006 5:10 pm
Bobby Gillespie, the talentless, droooling idiot ...

Otherwise, some German mods would be pretty bad ...
Posted: May 8, 2006 5:33 pm
Wang Chung.
Posted: May 8, 2006 5:49 pm
Where's that axe-murderin' pedophile been lately?
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