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Posted: Apr 24, 2006 4:16 pm
so it comes as no surprise that i've been incredibly depressed this past year dealing with divorce, disillusionment, disappointment, trying to keep my hate from seething above my heart. you all have been so kind in indulging me.

i sometimes talk openly about things, but I NEVER kiss and tell. and i'm not doing so here, but I will say this:

there is no better cure for the blues than taking home THE HOTTEST GUY ON THE PLANET--or at least the hottest guy i've seen in about a decade--and making your own episode of Wild Kingdom!

thanks to LisaLisa and Alicja for the advice!
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 4:18 pm
this is a total lie. i was no where near brooklyn last night.
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 4:23 pm | Edited by: bazooka joe
sSmebody please smash Jenna's keyboard.
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 4:33 pm
I agree!*

*about the taking home a hot guy part
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 4:36 pm
yeah! i'm just saying: forget love, go for LUST!
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 5:17 pm
sSmebody please smash Jenna's keyboard.

and cut her phone lines
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 6:05 pm
arman knows a thing or two about high colonics if you know what i mean.
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 9:08 pm
So you NEVER kiss and tell, but you'll take it up the ass and tell?
Posted: Apr 24, 2006 9:13 pm
'bout time.
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 8:47 pm
pooperang: anal sex but when you pull out 'IT' comes right back to you.
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 9:11 pm | Edited by: jenna
wait a second: high colonic is a METAPHOR (chicks dig metaphors--sparks, hello young lovers). and i wouldn't be posting brags up here about anal sex. that shit's for the bedroom!

and speaking of shit: no shit, d! right? did i win the bet?
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 9:12 pm
I just want a hug.
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 9:14 pm
mr. stands, i've seen your posts for hugs. they're sweet as hell. someday, my friend...
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 9:19 pm
I didn't even know I wanted one. My wife told me she heard me talking in my sleep. That made for an awkward breakfast.
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 9:25 pm
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 9:30 pm
oh, yeah!
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 9:57 pm
I'm already sorry I stepped into this bedroom talk but

1)WEre you still drunk when you punched this in?

2)that's one L O A D E D metaphor that doesnt' really umm err go both ways.

3)what the hell ARE you making a metaphor about if it aint anal?

and most importantly 4)-->I REALLY DON'T WANT ANSWERS HERE. Just saying careful 'bout yr metaphors on a message board where people flock to subject lines like this like flies to shit. like.

and 5

You owe Jack Stands breakfast
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 11:10 pm
high colonic is a METAPHOR (chicks dig metaphors--sparks, hello young lovers).

like referencing sparks makes you any less retarded.
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