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Posted: Apr 12, 2006 6:32 pm
 
this shit is like crack to a nigga

FULL THROTTLE! BRO!!!!
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 6:35 pm
 
Do any of them actually work? I only drink them when I have bad hangovers and they don't do shit.

If I wake up normal and have one will it resemble a bump of the meth?
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 6:43 pm
 
Sparks is the best for hangovers. Booze + Energy

I like red bull, and rockstar, Full Throtle tastes like brake fluid, Monster doesn't work, SoBe tastes like tomatoes and gatorade.
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 6:45 pm
 
drink two of em, great for hang overs.
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 6:46 pm
 
not quite meth! i have gotten a bit of the shakes from them before though.
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 6:48 pm
 
I've found for lengthy night drives (say Seattle to Portland) where you know you are going to get a little sleepy at some point, Red Bull does the trick for me. No more sticking my head out the window or singing really loudly or banging the back of my head on the head rest.
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 6:53 pm
 
No more sticking my head out the window or singing really loudly or banging the back of my head on the head rest.

that's the whole fun of a road trip.
however, I've found that drinking copious amounts of your fave beverage and being on the verge of pissing all over yourself works surprisingly well to keep you awake.
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 7:01 pm
 
i like red bull sugar free, taste better
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 7:13 pm
 
i had red bull once...it tasted like piss and it didn't wake me the fuck up at all
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:00 pm
 
being on the verge of pissing all over yourself

its even funnier if you have to take a dump
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:06 pm
 
i had red bull once...it tasted like piss and it didn't wake me the fuck up at all

It's l;ike smoking pot for the first time...doesn't alwasy work the first time...I suggest you try it again.
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:07 pm
 
They all suck! Energy drinks??? I know something way better to get energy. It cures a hangover too, but so does beer.
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 10:30 pm
 
Red Bull, Red Rain, Mad Croc!!!!
Mad Croc is my favourite.
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 11:12 pm
 
I saw that TAB has an energy drink today. What the fuck?!
Posted: Apr 13, 2006 5:48 am
 
I wrote a 30 page paper on the narrative voice in ekphrastic poetry while drinking sugar free Red Bull. That stuff is miraculous. My Mary statue cries Red Bull tears.
Posted: Apr 13, 2006 9:23 am
 
Dudes, wake up. Everybody does Adderol (sic) to get energy these days.
Posted: Apr 13, 2006 10:26 am | Edited by: you wish you were me
 
I saw that TAB has an energy drink today.

Tablature.
Posted: Apr 13, 2006 2:09 pm
 
I bought a can of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt but haven't quite gotten around to it yet. Especially after one online review likened it to a mixture of "Robitussin, gasoline, and tobacco."
Posted: Apr 13, 2006 2:59 pm
 
red bull tastes like strippers
that bitter taste wakes me up more than anything
slam 8 oz of that ill shit and i'm ready for war...or emo video blogging
i'm freakin pissed!
Posted: Apr 13, 2006 5:28 pm
 
I have no use for energy enhancement products. As for long road trips, I refuse to hurry. It's more fun to stop at a hotel and hunt down wierd local beers and such. A hunt by the way, which is becoming less and less fruitful as I get older... probably because they're clearing shelf space for the more profitable energy drinks? Consarn it! Energy drinks are for Zima lovers.
Posted: Apr 13, 2006 5:59 pm
 
Energy drinks are for Zima lovers.

?????
ok?
Posted: Apr 13, 2006 7:58 pm
 
I just bought a pack of Jolt caffeine energy gum. Should be interesting.
Posted: Apr 14, 2006 7:34 pm
 
n' gay
Posted: Apr 14, 2006 7:48 pm
 
energy drinks are retarded.
MBarker
Member

Posted: Apr 14, 2006, 1:34 pm Quote


n' gay


yeah, caffeine is gay and retarded...???...totally not cool....???
Posted: Apr 14, 2006 7:57 pm
 
but message boards are rad!
Posted: Apr 14, 2006 8:21 pm
 
This is the only rad message board.
Red bull gives you wings.
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