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Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:15 pm
 
just kidding.

what i really meant to say is that before this year is up (and i'm ready to wager here) we're going to open for the red hot chili peppers. maybe at the Garden.

since keith and mick still don't seem to know who the fuck i am, i'm going to go for what I can. the chili peppers, dudes. we've got a personal IN and the battle gauntlet has been thrown DOWN.

who wants to wager? better yet: who wants on the guest list?
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:18 pm
 
Shoot yourself in the foot why don'tcha...
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:19 pm
 
Yeah, you said it out loud. Total jinx, jenna.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:22 pm
 
you think pre-ejaculating means we'll never climb the garden's stage? or do you mean it spells the deathknell of our ghetto glory?

dudes, fucking crash and burn into the pit of punk funk!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:22 pm
 
There fans don't like rocknroll. There fans will throw trash at you. Why don't you fax PAUL STANELY with this request. Thats totally more fitting!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:24 pm
 
believe you ME, if i get to party with paul for that book party, I'm asking!

d, am I supposed to call you?
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:24 pm
 
You AND chik chik chik.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:27 pm
 
jenna, can I give you a hug? I'm kind of obsessed with the prospect now...
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:29 pm
 
No, thats an old message.
On 2nd thought, I think you SHOULD play with RHCP. Instant career booster! I'm gettin box seats for this.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:32 pm
 
i proffered guest list action, dude!

fuck man, ya'll know i'm ready to hang up the ax and find myself a (good) man. but I got to go down in gross, gross order.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:34 pm
 
but I got to go down in gross, gross order.

Playing with the RHCP in MSG should help.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:13 pm
 
Are you going to the Blackout, Jenna?
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:21 pm
 
nope.

but i will be at the GW v. AS v. TTWTH rock firenza april 28! want guest list action, muddy?
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:24 pm
 
i will be in nashville on 4/28, but my heart will be yearning for the
GW vs. AS throwdown for damn sure!
is TTWTH taking on the winner?
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:31 pm
 
but i will be at the GW v. AS v. TTWTH rock firenza april 28! want guest list action, muddy?

You forgot the A-BONES!!!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:32 pm
 
For the final battle I'll cut up an A.S. record over the top of 16 spinning the A.C. backards.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:33 pm
 
i thought this thread was gonna be about a LFD tribute band
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:37 pm
 
i thought this thread was gonna be about a LFD tribute band

HAHAAA!! Good one, Kevvy!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:39 pm
 
You forgot the A-BONES!!!

i left them and the guilty hearts off because they're all sweet 'n kindness. the rest of us are getting down to fighting weight (but still with love in our hearts).

in fact, when I told harry ned thinks he can best us, he literally double-took and GROWLED.

dudes, april 28!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:41 pm
 
Hey we're playing that night, too! In Memphis, but still...
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:45 pm | Edited by: gore
 
but i will be at the GW v. AS v. TTWTH rock firenza april 28! want guest list action, muddy?

I think we might be playing too...right?...maybe??
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:45 pm
 
GUILTY HEARTS! YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Fucking Gore drunk dialed my sleeping Jewspic ass at 4am on Sunday. Grrrrrrr....
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:47 pm
 
yeah...I thought you wanted some tacos
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:48 pm
 
"Hi! This is the taco delivery man! You want some Vegas tacos? Some Jew Tacos?"
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:49 pm
 
GW vs AS vs GH vs TTWTH?
rock extravaganza!!!!!!!

i'll be in nashville boo hoo
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:51 pm
 
GW vs AS vs GH vs TTWTH?
rock extravaganza!!!!!!!


+ AB!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:51 pm
 
JEEZ!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:52 pm
 
Jenna, where's the flyer? It's getting late.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:54 pm
 
3 words: follow the money, Jenna.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:55 pm
 
but i will be at the GW v. AS v. TTWTH rock firenza april 28! want guest list action, muddy?

I'm not sure what this is but I'd like some of the action, yeah!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:55 pm
 
Oh.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:58 pm
 
Are you gonna be here at the end of this month? Come on duder! You can hold the woobie!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:59 pm
 
yes muddy, the woobie misses youuuuuu!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:02 pm
 
I just got a job so you never know!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:05 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
 
woobie

Is that what you call Joe's hose now or a clever name for your ferrit?

Oh shit! Way to go Mudman...
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:06 pm
 
It's a comforter. Those horrible animals belong to Guy.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:09 pm
 
Awww, they want your smell back on their comforter?

I hear Guy has a meat eating rodent.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:11 pm
 
It's like a squishy pillow.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:17 pm
 
Squishy Woobies are great!

I like squishy rodents too!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:23 pm
 
gore, of COURSE you're on the bill. and the a-bones and mono man!

i was talking about the battle part. ya'll don't won't to be thrown down to battle. it's too gory! see, GW are gonna set it up, get the blood flowing strong. you're gonna follow and try to pacify the AS crew, who will be fuming in their corner, and who then have to climb the hardwood and brandish the ax.

in between it all we have bj and 16 making us shake our asses instead of our fists.

see?

ahh, it's a goddam lovefest! with the millers closing the rock show.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:23 pm
 
I'm so glad Guitar Wolf are playing. LOCK AND LOLL!!!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:24 pm
 
in between it all we have bj and 16 making us shake our asses instead of our fists.

Ummm... I might be going the hate rock route for this one.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:26 pm
 
I might be going the hate rock route for this one.
Why live, when you can die?
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:27 pm
 
Why shroom, when you can fry?
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 8:01 pm
 
I'm so glad Guitar Wolf are playing. LOCK AND LOLL!!!


DUDE!

THE GUITAR WOLF SET WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE!

geeze now the word is gonna get out and everyone will know!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 8:06 pm
 
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!

GO! GO ! GO!
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 8:21 pm
 
Where is Guitar Wolf playing?
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 8:25 pm
 
jeeee-sus jenna. what kind of a world are you living in????
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 8:32 pm
 
my good man arman, i know someone who knows someone who's given a really good blowjob to one of their roadies. i'd be an idiot not to capitalize on someone's fancy skinflutin!
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