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Posted: Apr 11, 2006 4:35 am
 
The best of the received, the sent & the almost sent..................
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 4:35 am
 
"Louie, your Pantera CDr is ready. The cost 100 dollars."
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:17 am
 
Three. From completely random people when I was bored in less than an hr.

"Hey I'm bored doing laundry tell me a joke."

1st one received [girlfriend in Houston]:
Why are aspirin white? Cause they work.

2nd [goofball in NOLA]:
What did the black kid get on his S.A.T's? BBQ sauce.

3rd [my 14-yr old nephew in the sticks]:
Why are black people great at basketball? Becuase their knee grows. [hey, pretty bad, but pretty great for a 14yr old country boy]

Weird twilight-y zone stuff.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 5:24 am
 
P.S. I'm going to hell.
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 6:28 am
 
before a nail gun fell on my phone, rendering its text message capacities useless, I pioneered the phenomenon known as text-sex. It's like cybersex but much more concise. examples:

69!

fuckng yr pssy

lik it slt

i jst cumd
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:28 am
 
just got this:
"ironically, during our conversationabout manners and propriety, i forgot to thank you for buying me dinner. so thank you...however, i still think less of you as a man for going to bed this early"
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:47 am
 
gfdsgfds
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:56 am
 
sent:
"Do you remember a blonde waitress there named Sara? I just met her. She's single."
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:58 am
 
received:
"Anyone with tits?"
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 7:59 am
 
received:
"Sometimes, I really love the mall food court."
Posted: Apr 11, 2006 11:22 pm
 
received (from my NOLA roommate)-
"FEMA man came. I told him u evacuates via air matress and floated 2 safety where u were then rescued 3 days later by viatnamese shrimpers"

Still have that one on my phone...
Posted: Apr 12, 2006 12:21 am
 
and another-

"there's a lock in the pisser @ the saint!"
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