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Posted: Apr 7, 2006 6:47 pm
1. Most of the people on SNL right now!
2. Jim Carrey, lately
3. Steve Carell(I haven't yet seen anything funny that he's done)
4. Ant from Celebrity Fat Club...I hate his one liners and his gay jokes
5. Ashton Kutcher...he may not be a comedian but I can't help it...Punk'd just irritates me

LoL, good Comedy is soooo hard to find these days!!
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 6:50 pm
That bean farmer with the sitcom. George Lopez? Ugh.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 6:55 pm
Ray Ramano! That King of Queens guy! Family Guy dude! Tony Danza! The entire cast of that new "Teachers" show!
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 6:55 pm | Edited by: been there done that
bazooka joe
Kenny Loggins

you're not comedians. therefore you should have never spoken.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 6:55 pm
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 6:56 pm
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 6:56 pm
The entire cast of that new "Teachers" show!

Tried watching this show last night. Made it about the three minute mark and had to stop. Tough sledding.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 6:58 pm
bazooka joe
Kenny Loggins

you're not comedians. therefore you should have never spoken.

One thing I do know about is communication, and you failed. You didn't even get it right after editing!
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:00 pm
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:01 pm
Carlos Mencia. I hate how smug he is. I hate that he thinks he's so "edgy" and controversial. I hate how Comedy Central appears to be positioning him as the "Beaner answer to Dave Chappell". He's an idiot that just regurgitates tired dirty jokes and internet memes the rest of us have known about for years. Douchebag!
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:02 pm | Edited by: fierydrunk
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:06 pm
Carlos Mencia

No fucking shit, this is my complaint about him exactly, you don't get to say "man, i am so not PC" anymore...
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:11 pm
Kenny Loggins is unfunny, because I'm Kenny Loggins.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:13 pm
That's what I keep trying to tell you.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:15 pm
No, I believe it now. I realized how right you were when I watched Top Gun the other night. I am learning to sing that song from "Over the Top" right now.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:21 pm
You must have had an epiphany watching 'Top Gun', the majority of your posts mention the movie.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:22 pm
It took his breath away.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:22 pm
I'm obsessed with those hot-ass planes now. And the need....

The need for speed!!!!

(I'm high-fiving myself).
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:29 pm | Edited by: nabisco
BORING People. In no particular order really since I have so many...

Ben Stiller
Craig Kilborn
Bill Maher
Drew Carey
Jay Leno
David Spade
George Carlin
Darrell Hammond
Tina Fey
David Letterman
Carson Daly
Bam Margera
Phil Hartman
Jon Stewart
Rob Schneider
Steve Harvey
Yakov Smirnov
Sarah Silverman
Carlos Mencia
Jim Carrey
Amy Poehler
Jason Lee
the Wayans Brothers
Adam Sandler
Jerry Seinfeld
Owen Wilson
Cedric the Entertainer
Jimmy Fallon
Jay Mohr
Jason Biggs
Margaret Cho
Rodney Dangerfield
Jamie Foxx
Andy Milinokas
Wanda Sykes
Bill Cosby
Jason Mewes
Dana Carvey
George W. Bush
Tim Allen
Carrot Top
Chris Kattan
Robin Williams
Jimmy Kimmel
Colin Quinn
Cast of Blue Collar Comedy
Tom Green
Chris Rock
Lucille Ball
Ellen DeGeneres
Luke Wilson
Keenan Thompson
Nick Cannon
The Golden Girls
Chris Tucker
Jeanine Garofalo
Dennis Miller
Harland Williams
John Leguizamo
Dave Attell
Joy Behar
Kathy Griffin
D.L. Hughley
Woody Allen
Larry David
Chevy Chase
Vince Vaughn
Conan O'Brien
Steve Martin
Weird Al Yankovic
Wayne Brady
Bill Murray
Caroline Rhea
Cheri Oteri
Eugene Levy
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:30 pm
George Carlin?
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:31 pm
Who is funny to you nabisco?
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:45 pm
Bill Murray

you're a moron
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 8:05 pm
Larry David

He's fucking hilarious.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 8:11 pm | Edited by: fierydrunk
Phil Hartman

hey--I laughed.


And Larry David?!?!?!? He is still funny.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 8:12 pm
Sorry nabisco, "you're outta your element..."
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 8:12 pm
Yeah, fuck nabisco's list, and the faux Kenny Loggins.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 8:13 pm
OK though I will play:

SNL these days is the most fucking unfunny thing I have seen. Even Jimmy Kimmel can make me laugh before any of those clowns.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 8:17 pm
fuck nabisco's list

What happened to: Top 5 unfunniest people ???
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 8:18 pm
George Carlin?

All bile and rage, minus the timing. Too bad, because he used to kill.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 8:51 pm
sarah silverman is funny, have you seen the jesus is magic movie?
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 9:01 pm
It's funny that anyone replied to that list.
About half those people aren't funny, but...
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 9:20 pm
Phil Hartman

Blasphemy! Phil Hartman is one of the funniest actors ever.

On topic, how about the Wayan brothers?
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 10:12 pm
I HATE Mexican and Women comedians. Not funny.
I HATE Mexican and Women comedians. Not funny.
I HATE Mexican and Women comedians. Not funny.
I HATE Mexican and Women comedians. Not funny.
I HATE Mexican and Women comedians. Not funny.
I HATE Mexican and Women comedians. Not funny.
I HATE Mexican and Women comedians. Not funny.
I HATE Mexican and Women comedians. Not funny.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 10:17 pm
Rosie Perez must be your worst nightmare.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 10:18 pm
The only people who should be allowed comedic rights are JEWS, BLACKS, FAT PEOPLE, and OLD PEOPLE (only if the old people are racist).

Asians make shitty comedians too (unless you're The Donger and it's 1984).
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 10:41 pm
Carson Daly?

bulshit nabisco!
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 11:45 pm
Hey nabisco,
I guess I'll let you get away with dismissing Woody Allen, Bil Murray and Steve Martin with the likes of Carrot Top, Carlos Mencia and Cedric the Entertainer.


Posted: Apr 7, 2006 11:49 pm
so Nabisco.. who IS funny to you?? just curious.

Yea jay mohr sucks so bad i wont capitalize his name..daggum'!!
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 12:14 am
Pauly Shore
Ben Stiller
Whoopi Goldberg
Andrea Dworkin
Arianna Huffington
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 12:25 am
the donger,ha ha ha
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 12:33 am
lay off nabisco, you buncha little debbies
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