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Posted: Apr 6, 2006 5:49 am
what year do ya wanna travel back to..?

Me, I think i would go back to 1990. High School. and kick my own ass. OR go back and give Barbara Bush that one special abortion she needed. Shux.

1987-93 had the best haircuts.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 5:51 am
1966 - and i'd like to be about 23 years old
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:03 am
1966 - and i'd like to be about 23 years old
me too.. and in some crazy European garage/beat/rock/psyche band!!!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:08 am
1989. - Being a parrot was FAAAAN-TASTIC! ...not really.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 2:53 pm
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 2:59 pm
'66 would be cool but then getting the fuck out and being able to skip the next 40 years with maybe a brief stop in the summer of '93.

88 Miles Per Hour!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 3:15 pm
'66 on a record buying/ garage band watching trip.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 3:16 pm

Dirk, you want me to pick you up any Alarm Clocks hooch?
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 3:16 pm
Fort Worth '66. LA in '78. Shit like that. Late 60s Detroit.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 3:20 pm
Wayback machine to the signing of the Magna Carta please.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 3:20 pm
always dreamed of marylin monroe filing a restraining order on me
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 3:26 pm
Ug and Buh pound rocks with their peckers. France, 8,000 BC.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 5:36 pm
id become friends with Charles Ingalls and make Pioneer Meth...we'd get some shit done g'damnit..!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:26 pm
I'd go back to spring/summer of 1938 and buy a few copies of Action Comics #1. If I had extra time I'd stop and tell Marty that he'd have the shakes pretty soon so just live your life bro.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:44 pm
its funny the dudes on here saying '66 and its all about bands and records or whatever, but in reality it would be parris island with some psychotic DI screaming in your face that you're a pussy and you're going to get your nuts blown off in SE asia. HA!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:46 pm
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:47 pm
Motherfucker I'm only 16 years old!

Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:49 pm
Motherfucker I'm only 16 years old!

so i guess you get to go in the navy. all hands on dick, cpo lowery!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 9:12 pm
I'd go back to yesterday afternoon and buy a powerball ticket with these numbers on it: 3 9 24 29 39 42
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 1:02 am
i would go back to high scholl and go with my friends to see the oblivians instead of his hero is gone
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 4:17 am
It's 1993. Where did all my flannels go?
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 4:26 am
anyone want to go to the mall and shoplift that Green River cd?
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 4:50 am
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:04 am
no wait.... 14-7-1789
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:09 am
Roman Orgies!
Gladiator Fights!!
Feeding Christians to Lions!!!
More Orgies!!!!!
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:12 am
no wait.... 14-7-1789

vive la france!
liberte egalite fraternite
baguettes! gateau... oops... gateau = marie antoinette sans sa tete
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:21 am
... ahhh! I would bring Bill O'Reilly, and some bread...
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 7:01 am
the golden age of porn, to be a fly on the wall of a Mitchell bros stage set.
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