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Posted: Apr 5, 2006 6:27 pm
 
Does it do anything for you when you're eatin' at the "Y"? My girlfriend's ginch either smells like a rancid, decaying, yeast infected tuna boat or, she douches and it smells like chemical spill. I prefer the more orgainic flavor myself. Let's talk! Ohh Kay?
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 6:31 pm
 
I think Haunted George is the only person I've ever known that says "ginch." Is the jig up?
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 6:46 pm
 
golly..ya'll are real dag-nasty..! dont eat that Sheeit..!! youz a gunna dah!!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 7:04 pm
 
dude, a girl's gotta keep herself clean. especially now that it's spring. feral fever!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 7:19 pm
 
tight crotch'ed pants = smelly vaginas (that shits gotta breath)
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 7:21 pm
 
I don't eat pussy...What's the point?

It's a cop-out for those who can't fuck anymore so they gotta eat to please.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 7:21 pm
 
If it smells bad definitely don't eat it!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 7:40 pm
 
Douching is bad for you. There is a natural balance to maintain. Don't put chemicals in there. Even lubricants. Keep it clean. If it is stinky beyond that sweat smell, well there may be a problem. The problem could be the bacteria in your mouth causing infections. Make sure you have a clean mouth. Take a few shots of vodka before going down. I don't ever come from this, unless it is coupled with creative fingering. Perhaps I'm just old fashioned but I like a dick in me the best. Perhaps my comment has been too explicit.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 7:58 pm
 
i am the arm and kathy--uh, too much information! but, it sounds like you're a luv match!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 8:09 pm
 
why do girls fake orgasms?

because they think we care
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 8:51 pm
 
why do girls fake orgasms?

because they think we care



why do guys ask questions like that?

it makes them feel better about their tiny dick and lack of abilty to hit the G spot.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 8:51 pm
 
well, so much for lunch...
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 8:52 pm
 
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 8:58 pm
 
thanks
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 9:02 pm
 
why do girls fake orgasms?

because they think we care


Nah, if a girl is faking on YOU, she probably just wants you to hurry up and get off her. I don't think many women fake. It doesn't make any sense.


why do guys ask questions like that?

it makes them feel better about their tiny dick and lack of abilty to hit the G spot.

Yaeh, good sex is powerful. Anybody with his attitude, probably has never had and/or is not capable of good sex.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 9:16 pm
 
One of my ex-girlfriends had both perputual crotch rot AND severe ass/inner thigh pimples. Sexy combo!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 9:57 pm
 
please make sure and include a diatribe about how to have good sex in the "Shut Up, Stupid Dyke" sessions, kathy
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:20 pm
 
I think Haunted George is the only person I've ever known that says "ginch."

Joe, I NEVER use the word "ginch"! That's gross! I might say:
penis garage
batcave
blackhole
hole in one
spermbank
the mansion
home
hot and wet
the gold medal
tree house
stick house
the nothigam forest
fuckingum palace
subway station
the matrix
blue beard
shipyard
crib
axe wound
baby atm
baby ben
baby cave
baby chute
baby factory
baby maker
babymaker
badge
bakke
bald taco
Badly packed kebab
baloney hole
bank
banny
baginer
bajiner
bajingo
bat cave
bearded axe wound
bearded clam
beast, the
beef curtain
beef doorway
beef mailbox
beef sleeve
beefaroni hole
beefs
beehive
beaver
biscuit
birth canal
bitch indicator
bitch wrinkle
Black Beard's delight
bloody mary
booger bear
bojango
box
bread-box
brown bear with a mouth full of meat
budissey
bunsen burner
burial mound
burnt taco
bush down under
bushy plate
camel toe
cakehole
cave
center of the universe
cha cha
chaunch
chewbacca
ching ching
choach
choachee
choncha
choochi
clam
clowns pocket
c jay c
cock dock
cock gobbler
cock holster
cock pocket
cock socket
cock wallet
cock warmer
cockpit
cock squeezer
cockhole
cocking station
cocksocket
cooch
coochie-snorcher
cooter
cooter-bug
cooz
cooze
coozie
crab-hole
cream collector
cream wringer
cum bucket
cum catcher
cum dumpster
cum tunnel
cunny
cunt
cunt hole
dick holster
dick warmer
ditty bag
doodle-ette
dugout
English rose
et cetera
fadge
fanny
faj
fanjita
fetus cannon
fiddle cove
filet muffion
fish taco
flange
flavor of the month
flesh tuxedo
flower
flossy
foges
foot
foo foo valve
franny moe
front bottom
fuck chasm
fud
fun hole
fun hump
fur burger
furry axe-wound
furry cup
furry lap flounder
gaj's fun area
gap
gaping wound of the christian fathers
gaping hatchet wound
gash
gee irish
gine gine
gingy
girlness
git
gobler
golden doughnut
the goo
goon
goood
goody bag
goody gash
grand canyon
grease quiver
gross institution, the
gummy smile
gunt
gut locker
gutted hedgehog
hair pie
hair taco
hairy axe wound
hairy grail
hairy end of a gut, the
hairy love hole
hairy scar
ham wallet
hamburger
happy hole
harry pablo
hatchet wound
hey naner naner
hole
holiest of holies
honey donut
honey pot
hoobie
hooha
hoohoo
hotbox
hurrah hump
jenny
john bowman
juicebox
kachi
kike
kitchen, the
kitty
love lips
love lock
love locker
love locket
love sandwich
love socket
love pocket
love mitten
love tunnel
mama's silk purse
mangina
man hole
map of tassie
mating bucket
meat crease
meat curtains
meat drapes
meat hole
meat locker
meat pocket
meat sleeve
meat wallet
meow
meercat
mermaid's purse
minge
miss puss
monkey tube
moose knuckle
much traveled highway
muff
mumbler
naani
neden
neko
nether void
no-no zone
nooner
nutbuster
old oily
open wound
oyster ditch
passport to heaven
pecker holder
peg slot
pencil sharpener
pie
piece
piffers
penis cozy
pink bits
pink taco
pink velvet sausage wallet
piss flaps
poochachi
poon
poonaner
poonani
poonany
poontang
pooter
power slot
praying mantis
protung
pudding hatch
puke
punani
puppy maker
purse
putang
pussy
queef hole
queef vent
quim
quinn wharton
rat trap
red snapper
right hole
roast beef
rot box
rug
sausage wallet
scar
shadotak
skwack
slippery no-no
slippery slot
slit
sloppy joe
slot
slut slot
snapper
snatch
snazz
snizz
snootchie
snoo snoo hole
Snowmen speciality
soggy canoe
spam castanets
spaz hole
sperm bank
sperm purse
spit bucket
spunk bucket
squeeze box
squish mitten
stank
stephanie's pocket
stinky pinky
stinky orifice of doom
stink hole
sussy
swamp monster
taco
tampon socket
tang
teapot
terror fruit
toolbox
trim
tuna
tuna cave
tuna taco
tunnel of love
twat
tweety
tweetybird
twinkle cavern
vadge
vag vagity-fidget
vajayjay
veggie
velvet
velvet sausage wallet
vestial tube
vertical bacon sandwich
vertical smile
venus cock trap
vitamin c
wee wee
wet spot
wet tortilla
whale eye
whisker biscuit
wild orchid
winking eye
winky
wizard's sleeve
wormgerm
ya-ya
ying-yang
yippee bog
yum-yum
yummy
...but NEVER would I use the word "ginch"! Maybe it's James Arthur. He uses that word. Thank you
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:24 pm
 
Dude, I think you just wrote another song.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:38 pm
 
iam the fag is totally gay.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:44 pm
 
I can't believe "stink wallet" ain't on that list.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:50 pm
 
Wndy C, have you considered "fetus cannon" for a band name?
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:51 pm
 
I can't believe "stink wallet" ain't on that list.

Because that's another one that I just find totally offensive!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:52 pm
 
Oh my god you're so fickle!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:53 pm
 
i believe you left out "cum dumpster" as well.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:53 pm
 
snoo snoo hole
stinky orifice of doom

Those 2 almost didn't make it...
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:54 pm
 
i believe you left out "cum dumpster" as well.

It's there.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:54 pm
 
There's no way a girl can "fake it" without a guy knowing (if in fact he's really made a woman cum before). That shit squirts and contracts like nothing else. Not to mention the girl clawing at ya and practically kickin' you off the bed. So guys, if your broad says she came and didn't do any of that, then your owned!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:54 pm
 
oh no...you sure are thorough
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:54 pm
 
i believe you left out "cum dumpster" as well.

Look again!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:55 pm | Edited by: Jack Stands
 
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Posted: Apr 5, 2006 10:58 pm
 
Another thing Joe, I would NEVER go down on a girl that quote:

smells like a rancid, decaying, yeast infected tuna boat

Then again... well, I'd certainly wouldn't use the word "ginch"!
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 11:04 pm
 
Penis Fly Trap
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 11:05 pm
 
Purple Peeter Eater
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 11:09 pm
 
fetus cannon


I thought this read Fetus CANYON, which is awesome.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 11:17 pm
 
wow. this thread is intense.

all i have to say about guys that don't give head...if you don't give, i don't either. hah.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 11:22 pm
 
all i have to say about guys that don't give head...if you don't give, i don't either. hah.

Understood...but, will you give head if we rubbed tuna, rotten eggs and gym sock juice all over the shaft?? I think not. Wash it people, wash it.
Posted: Apr 5, 2006 11:49 pm
 
I think I have an idea for a new episode!!!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 12:04 am | Edited by: Haunted George
 
I just read in my Farmer's Almanac the following saying:

When it's raining and the sun is out the devil is eating is his wife's pink velvet sausage wallet
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 1:39 am
 
Tip: Never go down on you partner after jogging on a hot summer day.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 2:31 am
 
all i have to say about guys that don't give head

Can we please not refer to cunnilingus as "giving head?" Thanks.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 5:40 am
 
I quote the Bee Gee's: "How deep is your love".. think about it..har dee har.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:41 am
 
Can we please not refer to cunnilingus as "giving head?" Thanks.


hahaha. sorry. i think it's funny to say that for some stupid reason.

will you give head if we rubbed tuna, rotten eggs and gym sock juice all over the shaft??

ew. now that's disgusting. personally, i can't say i have ever had anyone complain. if anything, compliments. heh. that's just gross. who the hell have you been going down on?
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 3:41 pm | Edited by: pseudo pion
 
who the hell have you been going down on?

Ha ha...just adding the flipside perspective to the original statement of this thread...

My girlfriend's ginch either smells like a rancid, decaying, yeast infected tuna boat or, she douches and it smells like chemical spill.

For the record...My woman is pristine.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 3:25 pm
 
Before anybody gets upset, yes I am a real woman. Ok, does any woman actually enjoy cunnilingus? or do they just use it as punishment and pretend to like it? I have had lots and lots of sex with a multitude of people and genders and I have never really enjoyed oral sex. It's Ok as a precursor to fucking, but as the main event? really? And it's not like I have some kind of moral objections here, I just don't want my partner's face in my vagina, it's all squishy and soft.. I HATE SOFT TOUCH! Maybe men do it because they don't want the ladies to think they are anti-woman.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 4:32 pm
 
Tip: Never go down on you partner after jogging on a hot summer day.

Better still, never jog.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:22 pm
 
Ok, does any woman actually enjoy cunnilingus?
I enjoy it, not as a main event, but I enjoy it.

just use it as punishment
I don't think punishing your lover is the standard mentality of most people. I could be wrong.

Maybe men do it because they don't want the ladies to think they are anti-woman.
I think some men really enjoy doing this. At least that is what they have said. I believe them, I enjoy giving too.

squishy and soft
Yaeh, it can get too squishy I would agree, but when supplemented with skilled fingering (god bless craftsmen and musicians) oh my god, it can be exquisite.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:49 pm
 
Sex is gross!! It smells funny and it's all sweaty and stuff! Eeewwww!!
Video games are way cooler!!!
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:53 pm | Edited by: messageboardbandit
 
I didn't see "worm bucket" on your list Haunted George.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:53 pm
 
Smelly poontang ain't a biggie if the girl you're going south on is hot. Tightness is more important than scent, anyways. Grip.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 5:55 pm
 
Yeah but "yippee bog" is!
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 12:57 am
 
Can we please not refer to cunnilingus as "giving head?"

it's not accurate anyways...giving face, that's what we do

I find it sort of amusing (I've recently noticed it on other message boards as well) that if someone doesn't enjoy a certain sex act than it's unfathomable to them that anyone else enjoys it...or it just doesn't happen (there's been a long running debate about feminine squirting on a board I frequent)
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 1:52 am
 
What is it piss? is that the question?
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 2:08 am
 
It's not piss if that was the question you mentioned.
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 3:19 am
 
"I am a lineman for the county.."

Now that I'm on blood pressure medicine
I don't get hardons nomo

besides anal/digital stimulation,
any of you girls got any suggestions?
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 4:02 am
 
why can't girls and boys who care about each other just make each other feel good? that's what it comes down to, right?..."flesh voyages" into his-and-her's private parts......
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 4:05 am
 
Cause that's what beer/drugs are for silly!

HEE=HAWW!
Posted: Apr 8, 2006 6:27 am
 
why can't girls and boys who care about each other just make each other feel good? that's what it comes down to, right?..."flesh voyages" into his-and-her's private parts......

right ON.

'nuff said.
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 2:47 am
 
beef wrinkle
ham wrinkle
meat sheath
stinky cat
pink maggot
fat cave
fuzz muffin
dick dressing
funny fur
fuck chasis
grease canyon

don't forget
the y
virginia
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 2:52 am
 
Mom hole
Posted: Sep 15, 2006 4:04 pm
 
hardons This band is coming to Seattle. I didn't know they were still around. I haven't heard them mentioned for 12 years.
Why hasn't Sandy Vagina commented on this thread?
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